MEGA MILLIONS

Did you make it yet, Jow Forums?

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I got a ticket. I can't wait to place a $100MM buy order at $6400

After I win

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Fuuuck I lost again. Too bad. First time I've actually tried the lottery. I guess Jow Forums was right all this time it's nothing more than an idiot tax.
kek. Just for the enormous meme potential I'm tempted to buy another one.

I bought two tickets, just in case I the first one loses. I still got the second.

If I win I will unironically buy a fuck ton of nkn to free anons from their heavy bags.

bought 3 tickets

I spend $12 a week on the lottery, a $3 ticket for both Powerball and Mega Millions drawings. Best I've done so far is winning $70 on Powerball. I don't expect to win, but I do have a sliver of hope to sustain me through a week of wagecucking.

Lotteries are a poor man tax. Don't waste your money user

it's also the change i keep in my car for a CHANCE to win millions of dollars. i'll be okay.

>but I do have a sliver of hope to sustain me through a week of wagecucking
Your post made me realize something. I was almost daydreaming waiting for the results, and imagining what I would do if I were to win the jackpot. A very clever way to sell hope based on a near impossible probability of success and to maintain people in an entertainment prison in their own mind. No wonder it's allowed by the state
I don't think that $12 a week is that much. What else could he have done with $48 a month, or $576 a year?

These days if you don't have 10mil you're fucking poor. So you can be poor and have a 1/3,000,000 change of not being poor or just be poor.

odds are like one in thirty two million. put the change in crypto

see

it's like you just turned 13 and realized what THE LOTTERY is

fuck that, i already put my life savings into crypto. MOON IT.

God damn it which one of you won

just bought 100k tickets

I'll buy when it hit's 1.0 billion

good strategy

>Exactly how poor people think as they get more poor

>What else could he have done with $48 a month, or $576 a year
invest it into things which will give a return. this is why you are poor and jews are rich.

>Lotteries are a poor man tax.
>Buying lottery tickets means you're poor

The reverse of the "If you don't have a iPhone or Macbook, that mean's you're poor."

Lotteries are done wrong.

there should be passive income abilities to lotteries and spread winnings a lot more.

someone has to win it right, at least some wagecuck will break free.
It's all about the daydreaming user, that's what people pay for.

What investment (except unironically yourself) with $48 a month would have changed anything. Crypto currencies and LINK aren't viable sources

Welp that's it, this board is now officially retarded. ((Mods)) can this board get a special snowflake behind each user's ID to make people aware that they are ''special'' people?