My mom said my dad's stressed because i haven't gotten married yet. I'm 31

>succubus
Nice attitude there. If you want to meet a nice girl before it’s too late (40) you might want to change your perceptions

finger-lickin' good, kek

data science, it's not easy but it pays well

not sure I actually want to meet a nice girl at this point. my uncle killed himself after a failed marriage and she was a nice girl, until she wasn't.

Watch as the succubus recoils “I’ve been found out”.

What do you actually do at your job everyday.

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I solve problems. basically like the wolf from pulp fiction. the company fucks up and I go in into all the databases, find out exactly how bad we fucked up, create a report of all the customers we fucked up with and how bad with each one, then we cut checks and send them letters and call it a day. I'm still very junior in my career path.

writes code, presumably

Your dad is a faggot. I could understand if he said grandkids, but marriage?

Is this mostly in excel? Or how do you do this? What’s hard about it?

yes, but the research and analysis is more important that the code in most cases. anyone can write code. they pay me because I can figure out what's wrong in a jumbled mess of shit.

no, it can be in any language. mostly SQL, R or SAS, python, basically anything that comes up in one of the thousands of systems that a giant corporation happens to use. I'm not proficient in all languages but I need to be able to work with people writing any language.

You need to get married and have white babies so the white race doesn't die.

I've dedicated my life to littering and polluting as much as possible because whites aren't even defending themselves
the least we can do is make the world shittier for everyone else

I went to an anime convention with my friends and none of them recognized my birthday. I’m 27 ... :(

Don’t worry. By the time you’re 60 you’ll be glad you didn’t have a kid. This planet is going to shit. Socialism will rise, rich will keep getting richer, climate change is real and will cause mass migration of billions. We’ll keep sending money and aid to the poorest in the world so they can have more babies we can feed in the future. The future is dark, enjoy today, for this will be remembered as the good ol’ days.

turns out the only girl I ever had worth keeping was my first gf when i was like fucking 14, how tf was I supposed to know that

the thing thats killing him the most in his mind is that he failed you. Im betting he did. My dad did too. He never taught me shit about anything. I learned it from Jow Forums. Think about how fucked that is

Fucking Kek this is kinda true
Still love my old man more than anything in the world

I don't understand. Is that picture supposed to be sad and depressing in the eyes of a normie? If anything I envy the guy. He seems to live in a pretty decent home, his mom seems still healthy enough for her age, and he gets to eat cake. What exactly is wrong with that? Why are normies so greedy that they feel like they're missing out unless they travel to Dubai and post pictures of it on their social media?

I think this is true of dads. Whenever I tell my dad something I coulda avoided, he takes it as a personal insult of sorts.
Love my old man... but hate to see that though

this, but unironically

>my first gf when i was like fucking 14

Sometimes I feel like that too. Then again bitches gonna bitch, so it would probably have ended up badly anyway.

I bet your dad is not stressed about you being not married yet. But more about seeing you not happy and thinking you aren't happy because you don't have a GF.

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This.

This

Hi jim

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>climate change is real and will cause mass migration of billions
what? climate change has been happening for forever, it doesn't cause migrations on this scale. You got the neo-colonialism aid part right though, there will be lots of negros soon.

jelly

>Still love my old man more than anything in the world
i actually think mines a prick. He fucked off all day for years. He got cancer and not wants to talk and be buddy and teach me stuff at 31 years old. He cried one day worried about whats going to happen to me when hes gone.

Sign up for Tinder, then show it to your dad. Show all the eligible women in your area.

Ask if he would even consider marrying any of them.

>his mom seems still healthy enough for her age
She's 37.

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>Sign up for Tinder, then show it to your dad. >Show all the eligible women in your area.
>Ask if he would even consider marrying any of them.

Alternatively

>Pick the fugliest sloot and tell him you are going for it full stop and you will name the kid after him

i downloaded tinder a month or two ago. Literally had 0 matches after swiping right like 300 times

Perfect, show your dad that his son is undesirable and undateable. Then blame liberals for it, that's what all the cool kids are doing.

Well GET STRESSED
because divorce rates for those married before 25 and after 33 skyrocket and make up the bulk of all divorces!
GL frend :^)

25 and KHV here, betting my dad is starting to feel the same way since he had me at 24 already. He was a total absentee father and a faggot too though, so I have 0 regrets about ending my bloodline. I’d just make my children unhappy too, it’s not worth it. I’d feel bad about mom but she was a total workaholic (still is) and never really there either. Sorry mom and dad

That's understandable. Workahol is easy to get addicted to and hard to stop. It's best to never start in the first place.

Would you look at that slut face... HNNNGNGGNGGGGGGG

>4.5 years is considered much
I remember those times.

Hang out with your wine aunt. She will tell you are too good for all those girls out there, but will use more curse words.

>tfw dad tells me he was married and had two kids by age 22
>im 27

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>how do you talk to females mom?
>*scurries away*

at least you have a relatively young dad

>35 and it’s game over

I’m only 22 but how fuck can it be game over at 35? My dad met and married my mum at 41, what the fuck kind of condition is your body in? Besides being balding? Kek

that pic me except my mom is dead. So my sister makes the cake.

My dad told me women are pure evil and to never have kids of my own.

Ya'll niggaz need Hitler.

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This OG will hook ya'lls uhppppp!!!!

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git gud fags

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>give up on dating because all single girls on my age range are roasties or single mothers (I'm 28 years old)
>start fucking escorts to the point it takes a considerable part of my income
>went to thailand last year
>went to ukraine this year
>mother knows this and it makes her depressed
>she blames me for going to a therapist

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do you see it becoming a fad? Everyone i know in cs is going for data science

I guess if analysis is harder than coding then actually smart people will make it regardless

50% based

all of CS is a fad but still only the smart ones with connections succeed. we're still extremely short staffed at all times basically because there's no one qualified to hire, so I welcome people training for it. there's still a very long way to go until market saturation.

>My dad met and married my mum at 41
and what kind of sex life do they have? they probably settled for the companionship

He has only himself to blame for raising a faggot.

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Maybe he should grow up.

Based and redpilled

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>socialism will rise
>rich keep getting richer

Pick one brainlet.

As a member of the alt right, I find some aspects of socialism attractive. We should be taxing the rich more so that they can't donate as much money to niggers overseas. They also wouldn't be able to fund neoliberal politicians as much. Also they use the power of their monopolies to bully states into forcing pro tranny bathroom laws.

The rich are voting democrat more and more, and the democrats are doing less and less to protect unions and break up monopolies.

Dad just wants you to be as miserable as he was. imagine you could live a life without the ole ball and chains.
Tell your dad to fuck off.

>socialism will rise
>rich keep getting richer
>Pick one brainlet
He's unironically right though.
he didn't say the poor are getting poorer, just the rich getting richer, with the middle class paying the price.
>As a member of the alt right
can you go back to plebbit?

Tell them MOST women today are trash that don’t like to pull their weight. It’s cheaper and easier on your mental sanity to wait around for a “good” one and not rush into these things. 31 is the new 21 in this terrible economy.

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>taking the world at face value
>brainlet

What was your career path? Educational background? What does your resume look like? I have a CS degree and would way rather do this than software engineering.

Maybe if your faggot boomer bosses would actually offer training instead of shipping jobs over to pajeet you wouldn’t be getting fucked in the ass?

No different from what whites have been doing from the very beginning. Leave it to literal barbarians to discover other civilizations and lands only to genocide and pollute them before fizzling out themselves because it beats enduring 1/1000000th of the suffering they dealt.

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