/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bog edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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verizon is my only stock saving my ass today.

Fuck

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AAAAAAAAAH GREEN NUMBERS GETTING SMALLER FUCK THAT GUY WHO TOLD ME NOT TO SELL

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and if you are a hodl4life investor today is just another day and a buying opportunity

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Wew glad I’m only playing with fun money. Pic related is for you bros who are balls deep.

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>Down 15% the last week

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Tfw market goes according to plan.
Get defensive frens and stop praying.

The market will never recover
China is doing all of this, we can never come back

SELL

Where do you guys get your news about the stock market? Looking for good economic news to understand why the market is going nut

SHUT THE FUCK UP GOLDEN BULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHAT THE FUCK

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ZeroHedge and Jow Forums

Only have to lose $20 to reach all time lows bring it on

Boys, Spy be testing 284, not good.
RIP my spy calls

Jow Forums

Here comes the retest. Shit

>down 1 percent
>going nut(s)

i use yahoo finance, google finance and then just google search to try and find out.

IMF thinks Italy is going to go bumpkiss and die, but the rich yuropoors will just dump money into the US markets

NOM

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will a .40 kms or do i need to go buy something bigger today?

>not buying spy puts early in the morning.

Hurry trump make a tweet or something. Otherwise you will get cleaned by the midterms.

Fucking checked

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LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE AND RUN INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC YOU PUSSY

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get a 9mm, it'll rattle around to make sure the deed is done

>made a robinhood account literally yesterday
lmao

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.40 is bigger than 9mm

you seem to have misunderstood

Just closed all my hedge positions to double down on LABU 69

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Not even trolling, but the news does not matter. Price action will always be faster than the news cycle, if you're good at spotting trend, support and resistance you can make profits without needing to know anything about the underlying.

You should always trade with a plan before you buy or sell and not trade the news.

yes, 40 is guud

>9mm
>rattle
that shit will go straight through your skull, a 22 rattles

Just hold guys. Just hold

this is why long term investing is the only way

CHECKED
PUNK ASS BEARS
buy the dip and get on the golden bull right now

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Just buy $TAP

I think we're heading to the 200 sma this week on all the indexes, will be interesting to see if we flip to full on bear. The monthly candles have had a parabolic growth pullback due for some time.

youtube.com/watch?v=kQ-cp7tbh3s

he does them every week day morning, when he's available

Buy LG electronics. The moon mission will start soon i think

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No bottom

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this. it's over. get out now

FUCK YOU GUYS I SOLD MY OPTION

>KO, T and VZ up

perfection

Used this chance to average down on my GALT. Still hodling.

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October is the month of stock crashes historically, rev up those depressions

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Fuck off don't take SOME RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE, DEREK. YOU SHIT UP THIS THREAD LIKE YOU SHIT UP YOUR LIFE DEREK

Hoo lad, the hedge funds must be panicking trying to sell boomer 401ks right now. That is a big pre lunchtime dip.

This is when you do your delta neutral IV option selling plays boyos.

holy heckies its STILL going down

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this is a good sign for anyone starting out or long-termers. a daily loss this big won't be followed by automatic rebound. we will slide further and get a juicy buy opportunity. today is a good day :D

Me too.

ahh comfy uvxy holder here, also looks like a nice time to start entry in TRP, get fucked boomer bulls

WHEN STOCK STOP HIS CRASH HAAAAAAAAAAA

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just buy it nya

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>open app, see red
>Close app

Jerking it to bowsette cosplay today boys, markets are in tatters

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BIG SALE COMING UP PAPIS

this is a typical bear

Bears get to celebrate a few days out of the year
Bulls get to celebrate the rest of existence

Bears are still mad they lost all their money the past few years
Now they screaming sell the bottom? HA! Just bought 100k SPX4k 2020

>3DPD
Gross

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We need a sticky for the suicide prevention lifeline.

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sipppppp slow and steady sipppppp

I like Jow Forums for the lulz but I am looking for economic journalism with deep analysis of the market.

Nasdaq dropped 5% in less than a week. I'm not panicking but I would like to know what caused this. For example, is it market correction or commercial tension in the US.

I understand and I am not talking about following the news to know what/when to buy or sell. But understanding what is happening in the economy is still useful to make decisions.

Thank you, I will take a look

Good plan. Not even going to bother check how much I'm down today. Gonna play nier automata instead.

Boosette is better, fag.

Anyways, why is my everything red today?

i bought vxx calls with all of my shekels yesterday, does that mean i won it?

key i'm actually up $40 right now in my divvy portfolio. pretty sure my mutual funds are getting rammed tho

Now that I have bought UVXY calls at the low, lets see me get JUSTed.
Dont worry guys golden bull run incoming

AHHHHHHHHH

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Finviz has a good general economic data section for announcements of the various fed shitsposts. If you have td Ameritrade, thinkorswim has a good newsfeed and calendar as well.

hi dividend fren, what does analysis look like for someone trying to choose which new div frens get to come visit?

show proof baggy with your weird font bullshit

Not even close yet

THIS IS THE BIG ONE

That’s it lads

Any anons here do asml ? It's dipping quite hard is it time to buy ?

>tfw not getting emotional and still patiently hodling

I'm proud of myself

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> how did the government allow this to happen?

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WERE GOING TO 275 AAAAAHHHHH

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>Nasdaq dropped 5% in less than a week. I'm not panicking but I would like to know what caused this. For example, is it market correction or commercial tension in the US.

you're overthinking it. stocks go up, stocks go down. when they go down people always want a reason, but none of that shit matters to making money. if you look at the long-term charts of all the major averages, you can draw a straight line up. don't worry about volatility just buy juicy dips because they happen every year or two like clockwork and the reasons don't fucking matter, and will never be explained for you

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

youtube.com/watch?v=079RCUtk8s4

watching AMD in this downward spiral is pretty entertaining now that im out of that shit

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+300 on my UVXY calls bought like 2 mins ago kek

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>tfw all in on UUUU since $2.70.

Get rekt tech fucks

this guy gets it

for the people that dont know how to chart.
we broke through "support" and are finding a new "bottom"
better take a deep breath and be realistic and set your stop losses.
im still green from rotating into defensive stocks and cash. just dont want to see any more suffering from my smg family.

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Stop exploding you cowards

>SPX is severely below the bollinger band
>people here are unironically going all in for free money

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Today was the day to buy VIX, and rice....

We all know its you doing this china.

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I'm about to try out a demo on plus500
There terms and agreements have like 12 PDFs of so many pages.
I'm too lazy to read can I trust them? They're established in Israel by Jews.
Anything I should know?

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BULLS BRO

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market could drop 2000 points in 2 days and all I would too is buy more stock.

>he sold

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>trusting Jews

You're better than this, user

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we are going to bounce to the moon end of day
look at the bollinger bands nigger

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YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS

BIG SALE ON:

QQQ, QLD, SPY, SSO

free %s bros get on it

just bought $5k

stock market in the toilet? time to cut losses and go all in on TF2 hats trust me guys

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Imagine not buying Puts yesterday