Jow Forums how to short eating ass?

Jow Forums how to short eating ass?

i ate my gfs ass for the first time today and it was the worst experience of my life

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thats not her ass btw, its not that nice

Don't get in there too deep stupid

explain

now make her eat yours to get even.

Eating ass is a meme sir, eating pussy is nice tho. Good source of protein too.

Ass is a good source of poo poo tho

Did she shower and scrub her ass first? because that is the only time you should eat ass otherwise you're just eating human shit.

next time make her shower and really wash and get in there. maybe take an enema first too if you want to be sure

>gf
not gonna make it, dummy.

Fuck off we dont care

Probably the worst experience of your life due to the fact that ass wasn't as nice as the pic you provided us with.

She's probably a stinky mexican who has a smelly bumhole that doesn't know how to wash properly.

Eating ass is amazing if it is clean, shaven, and nice and bubbly to where it fully engulfs your face when eating that delicious bodacious booty.

You need to set priorities young one. You can't just go around eating stinky ass....

You need to have some standards...god damn

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human feces causes sickness

beta men eat pussy. You might as well go suck tyrone's dick.

I eat my gf's pussy till she cums in my mouth. Then I flip her on her belly and fuck her till I cum in that pussy.

It's better that way coz the pussy is nice and wet and pulsating from the previous orgasm I gave her...

She's also a feminist too

>sher's also a feminist
no wonder you believe it's actually right to eat her pussy. user, you are either a fag or very very mislead. I'm sorry.

Why would you do that? That's disgusting.

>shaven
you'll never make it if your gf doesn't wax he ass

Can someone explain exactly what you are doing with your mouth when you "eat ass"

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Long e-coli

im pretty sure i ate a tiny piece of poop today

lol I'm a low T pretty boy but these super hot girls absolutely love me for eating pussy. It puts me far over Chad's level.

low T pretty boy here too, hot girls do love pretty bois

Bet you could smell shit while you were tonguing her ass. You disgust me. Also, wtf does this have to do with business? You ass eating, cock sucking dirty faggot.

They love you for it like a man who likes a whore to swallow his cum. They will always have an upper hand of dominance over you if that's your way of pleasing women. Men are supposed to get women by being strong.

Did she want you to eat her ass?
Did you want to eat her ass at first?

was she full on sitting on your face or was she laying down?

did she ask or did you offer?

Shes supposed to wipe before you eat it.

>eating ass
If you actually eat someone's ass you are legit retarded.

Greentext it

what does actually poo taste like? is it nutty?