/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fuck chainlink edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>I'm new to cryptocurrency, what crypto should I buy?
Bitcoin.

>I own Link.
Off yourself, retard

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous thread:

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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Fuck chainlink? Fuck you salty fucking boomer.

i fucking FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE THIS FACE

MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off kiddo

NIKKEI DOWN 3% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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asx getting JUST'd

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Fuck link it sucks

>smg
>fuck Chainlink
Pick one and only one

Fuck you, retard

Get your sackcloth and ashes ready lads. It's going to be The Road this time next year.

Fuck you

Bill

Get bent gramps

link is shit.

I PUT MY HAND UP ON YO HIP
I DIP
YOU DIP
WE DIP

youtube.com/watch?v=72yjTgikVjI

fuck off boomers with your shitty threads. all of you will make NO money the next 12 months. prepare your anus and screen cap this

>the next 12 months
Nibba, its not about the next 12 months. Its about the next 20 years

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>fuck off boomers with your shitty threads. all of you will make NO money the next 12 months. prepare your anus and screen cap this

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You'll be dead in the next 20 years though grandpa.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

I'm 37, I'm not "old"

28 years old and $16,500 in the /smg/ game, yo

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You have an 8% chance of drying in the next 20 years and a 19% change of dying in 30.

>finder.com/life-insurance/odds-of-dying

haha woah

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>not getting the reference

>he bought AMZN at 2k

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I can't go around calling you old man now, can I?

Faggot

what is this website name?

seconded

Old TV fun time
youtu.be/FYbDcv7XOks
It is finviz stop asking this in every thread
finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>p
What's that website name

We still have another 45 percent to fall. Then we buy the dip lads.

tfw bought 1500 FDX at 250

these bags are too much

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Get released