THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!
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This account is literally run by a 15 year old FYI.
>mfw posting on Jow Forums instead of partying or making money
Seriously? I never would've guessed.
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Central point refuted, well played sir.
>the greatest investor of all time didn’t make until he was in his late 30s
Wew lad
Let me try:
You are driving to start your shift at Mc D's. All the sudden, rich car drives past you with hot playboy models. You realize that he does not work at Mc D's.
You start your shift as your boss, Lashandra, angrily tells you that you are late again and that you must be punished by "squeezing the beans in the back to make french fries." You have no idea what the fuck this means.
KEK.
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"This is an impromptu post after reading a few more emails come in. The big theme is this.. “Are you really using your time?”
Today was a day that counted.
To explain here’s the breakdown of the day:
2:00am: Arrive at the hotel and immediately go take a cat nap and send the suit to the cleaners. No time to shower because I haven’t hit the gym yet.
5:00am: Alarm clock goes off. Let the games begin. B-line it for the gym, do some lunges and jump rope to warm up and begin squats. 35 minutes elapse. My brain is waking up. 45 minutes have now elapsed, after doing fifteenreps of one legged squats, my legs are beginning to shake and I feel like I just drank 7 bottles of Ciroc and redbull. Wired. Start walking down the stairs and I collapse, this is going to be good.
6:00-6:30am: Within 30 minutes the quick scramble begins. Suit is delivered, shower, shave, change, check emails, breakfast is already delivered to my room which is consumed in 5 minutes, brush teeth and grab my tablet because I have to meet with 120 clients today.
1:00pm: Things are cooling down, as people know the flight leaves in 30 minutes. Time to day game. I shut off my black berry and start opening up girls in the only sushi spot in the airport since all of the other food is undoubtedly disgusting. No sex is going to occur but this city is on the “to visit list” after the warm responses.
1:40pm: Flight takes off and I’m working on some items now that i’ve got wifi and an hour to burn. I notice an overweight woman next to me in biz class and decide that her three different comments on how she doesn’t have enough “me time” to get healthier is enough to send a message. I take the “warm almonds” and return them, take a frozen juice from the airport and set it on the recliner. I then rep out 50 pushups and sit down to read again. She doesn’t talk for the rest of the flight."
>missing a chance to make easy money
Definitely run by an incel
>not watching MMA
never gonna make it
What an insufferable faggot. Also:
>things that never happened
My brother partied all through his 20s and now he's 30 and making 6 figures so your theory is flawed.
>don't watch MMA
>didn't call it UFC
they're fucking lying and holding out
This is maximum cringe. Jesus.
nope
chad always wins in the end over the nerd who stayed at home and worked hard
So unironically who runs that website and twitter account? Because they’re a huge fucking faggot
>dies from a brain aneurysm at 60
Most stupid shit I've ever read. There's nothing more sad than a grown uh 30+ y old who has missed his youth/20s and tries to catch up because of it. And you will never ever be able to catch up because there are things you can't do as a 30+ y old. Besides, how the fuck do you know you'll still he alive next week and who says you can't both enjoy your life and take care of your future. OPs tweet is a miserable incel who didn't get laid in his teens or even 20s and he's gonna carry it around for the rest of his life.
stop shilling this retarded account on here. q quick gist over the life-coach/'investment' tweets makes me think is right
I went to Asia...
The fact that there aren't that many white guys here works really well to my advantage. I'm in my thirties and I've fucked a Korean, two Taiwanese girls and a Russian girl
It's a real game changer
This sounds like a chapter from American Psycho except if Patrick Bateman was also suffering from aspergers and a terminal case of wage slavery.
no.
This is the saddest shit I've ever read in my entire life.
OwO what’s this
He sounds like a wage slave. At least MJ demarco brags about not owning a suit and havent used an alarm clock in years. This faggot sounds like he only uses his time for writing men fantasy fiction books. christ
>78kb
this is why you lose
I haven't done 50 pushups total in my entire life and I don't intend to.
>like a chapter from American Psycho except if Patrick Bateman was also suffering from aspergers
holy kek
almost every wikipedia I read about a successful person the first sentence is some kind of seed capital from the parents couple with a huge amount of right place right time luck
>Yu-Gi-Oh!
>Seven of spades
What does it mean?
red pilled. Success is 90% luck.
i'm reading the book "outliers", and it looks for clues as to why someone was successful.
Bill Joy, for example, the writer of Unix.
Why was he special? Because back in those days computers were only in universities, they were expensive and were divided by time shares that cost money.
He lived near a university in seattle and was able to use it for free during the summer when classes were out.
after doing this for awhile, he was literally the only person in the world with thousands of hours of experience on computers.
98% of professional hockey players were born in January - April.
Why?
because when you're in 1st grade, and join hockey league, a kid born in January will have 11 months more body maturity than someone born in December. Due to age restrictions. So the kid born in December will always be the weakest, every year because they're always playing against people an average of 8 months older than them.
in a way its a little depressing. this generation will be "those who just happened to know about bitcoin and bought a shit ton in 2012"
It means that out of greed will be legal soon so prepare for a spike in price
>bangs Asian chicks
>Chad
you don't seem to understand
I'm unironically trying to do this with medical cannabis cultivation, which is just beginning to get approved and regulated in my country. I'd like to have grow boxes set up and running by 2020-2021 and stop wagecucking.
kek, OTOH someone like me who didn't party in their 20's is utterly crushed with regret about missing that.
In fact, partying and socialising is a crucial part of developing social networks and income opportunities going forwards.
The message is right, though - don't fucking waste your life. When someone tells me "there's no hurry" or "you're never too old for _ _ _ _ " I get so fucking triggered.
Woah calm down there bateman
Sleeping is the healthiest thing you can do. Pushups kill people.
Well the typical trend is to be in high finance you need a prestigious MBA which is for people in their late 20s. And usually they only accept people who worked at the most prestigious firms. And those firms usually accept only those from the top schools.
Basically your life is already almost determined by the time you are 18