Hey neety, how ya holding up?

I'm going to stop you right there fren,
"neety" would be incorrect, because not only is NEET not capitalized, (being an acronym after all) but you're using technically the wrong -y suffix
-ie, as found in pejoratives like 'wagie' comes from a Scottish dialectical diminutive which was passed into English and now forms typically common insults often belittling a person for their status
-y is simply a suffix denoting "having the quality of" as found in words like 'crunchy' or 'fatty acid'

This is something you probably didn't have time to learn at your wagie job and all, and it's likely why you are bad at meming

Hi wageslave, how many times did you think about crashing your car or jumping out a window today

What the fuck is he doing at 5pm?

Not once, I kinda enjoy my job, I am sitting right here in my cubicle while I am on Jow Forums. There is no dress code so I just wear my usual clothes. Pre-packed meals in my mini-fridge, waiting for co-worker to drop some files on my desk, which probably is in 2-3 hours from now. Until then I am literally just browsing the internet at 40$/hr.

Zero. Death would be the easy way out.

That cheap huh? You sell one hour of your life at a time for so low. Even I could afford you.

Instead I could be at home browsing the internet at 0$ a hour. I guess I'll settle for "cheap" at 40$/hr. hahahaha

Imagine being proud of the fact you submit yourself for such a little amount of money. Even braindead whores make more than you.

haha, yeah the coping starts. Talk more, this brings me some joy this morning.
Have you ever considered that I do get some meaning out of what I am doing?
I kinda enjoy this job past the 40$, I made some friends here and the atmosphere is kinda ok.

Also, its 10 minutes from my apartment, so I just cycle here.
Kinda chill desu user.

It honestly does feel good contributing to something important. I design safety critical systems, and it matters to me knowing that each day i go to work I've helped in a small way to save someone's life.

Talk about coping
wew lad

My life. Not ideal but beats wagekeking

i cashed out 3 years worth of neet bucks in january. all i go do is go to the gym, play guitar for about 8 hours per day, look at charts and read biz and pol. never been happier.

Yeah but a brain dead whore is basically an overpriced rag doll show going to be obsolete when realdolls get cheap enough. This dude gets respect on top of that pay.

look, its not that bad. And I like it. Just as much as you probably like being a neet. Is there anything wrong in either? I think not. I like making money, there isn't a cheat code (right now). I would only switch back to being a neet on the condition that my entire day would be filled hanging out with friends who are also neets; which isn't reality. As neet I used to spend entire days alone, not fun after 10+ years of being a neet. The closest thing to hanging out with neet friends that I have is Jow Forums, and I can do that while earning money and using this money to buy more shitcorns. Where does this money come from if I am just a neet?

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based but not redpilled

I like your masturbatory fantasy, did you write it all by yourself or did your special needs teacher help?

None. I love my job.

built myself a comfy self made prison

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Only at mondays.

You're fooling nobody, virgin

I'm a neet, but i wake up before 11am.
Today it was 6am actually.

I wish i had a job that i could do without hating it.
I can't even muster enough strength to apply for jobs now and mere thinking about interviews and "test period" provokes a panic attack.

lived like this for 8 fucking months, gained 10 kg.Started going for walks last week, already feeling better.It's nothing much, just a change in small pace.

im broke and i no longer have neet bux income. what do?

RAGIE WAGIE STAMPS HIS FEET

this is me, without the shower

Not bad OP, made a lot of money shorting tron on the way down. Stay poor.

just need to be smart OP.

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this is me except for the shower

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just remember that only 1% if the population has an IQ above 135. And you are not one of them. You will not make it.

Fixed

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>wake up
>swim laps in my olympic sized swimming pool
>dont dry off
>walk over to dunkin donuts dripping wet
>huge line of wagies behind me
>make sure to properly greet and converse with the cashier Shabonda to teach the wagies in line not to be racist

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showering in Jew water removes skin cells prematurely and can cause cancer

you should only shower once per month

screenshot this

>*kills your depression*

Nothing personal, kid.

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>drinks first coffee exactly two hours after waking up
based science user

i will do u one better. dyeng your hair gives u cancer

At least you have quads.

The real MVP.

NEET life is the perfect life

>can sleep whenever I want
>no schedule I need to keep up
>can live how I want
>don‘t have to socialize with coworker NPCs
>doing couple trades a month and I have enough money
>no need to lick some jews arsehole

based. Check these

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>row 10k
Fellow rowing Chad, we're all gonna make it. Only we have the discipline

> make 0$ annually if markets trade sideways
> end up with othera diciding your Path in life when shit Goes wrong

Neet is basically a needy child stuck in the body of someone aging and refusing to mentally grow up and face reality

> make 0$ annually if markets trade sideways
Hey, with leverage and the money I've saved, even $10 movements in btc can make me hundreds. I'm sure is in the same position.

same here

Yes but not consistently enough to make a living off it unless you are risking enough (time+money) to actually turn it into a job. At which point you are no longer a neet if you are successful, but factually a self employed day trader watching over his financial estate.

>self employed day trader
You've got me there, I went from stocks in my youth to bitcoin futures in the present. By definition, I'm not a "NEET," but some day, I'll be a NEET, I'll go innawoods or something.

>normie NPC wagecuck thinks you can‘t make money in a bear market

HAHAHAHA

If you are making enough money to get by through trading, by definition you are not a NEET. You literally are self-employed. I am a wagecuck who also makes money trading, deal with that.

Is this the new nofap and noeat?
Also shower after getting up? Who is doing this shit?

I only work like 30 minutes a month, so yes I am a NEET as soon as I stop trading.

>drinking coffee during a fast
Not going to make it.

It does not matter how long it takes you to make money, if you depend on that income, it is your job.