Got $400, how do I turn this into $10K FAST. I need to buy a car ASAP. My crypto investments have gone to shit...

Got $400, how do I turn this into $10K FAST. I need to buy a car ASAP. My crypto investments have gone to shit. Just need a strategy , COME AT ME BIZ.

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You don't even need $400 to get started m8. Buy a decent pair of kneepads, some mouthwash and get to work

no kneepads pls

Poker

Buy a cheaper car. There is no quick way to 25x your money without stupendous luck.

I've never had a car before, but I want to buy a BMW E30 . Sucks that I can't afford one but I'd rather bike then drive around in a shitty car.

Get a bike then. Or buy 400 dollars worth of Bitcoin and gamble it on bitmex. Maybe you'll get to 10k, or maybe you'll end up with 0.

just buy a winning lottery ticket

I've already lost thousands on BitMex. Fuck that site. I need something that's not as risky as that.

Put it all in on Proper Twelve stock

Just got a lottery ticket because of those digits lol.

>not risky
>wanting 2500 pct ROI quickly

Gee, OP, good luck.

Start a business using that $400 for startup costs.

You will never make it. You have the mindset of a fucking retard.

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Well this isn't about making it, I just wanted to buy a car. What is wrong with that? . How is your mindset better then mine?

If the markets actually crash, silver is going to moon hard.

There are a great number of shitcoins that should perform well in the next couple of months. Two that come to mind are AION and BANCA, which I believe could easily do 300-500% from current price. It won't get you the 10K, but it will put you much closer.

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You will be poor forever

>BMW
Never gonna make it m8. BMW is pure trash.

sorry kid. you dont have what it takes to make it in this world.

Blackjack on stake.com

10k to you is making it because you'll never have more than that in your life.

I went in APOT the native token of allbit.com

buy gun & ammo ($400)
go to stoplight & wait for a good car to stop
go over to the car like you want to talk & wait for them to open the window
stick gun in window and tell them to get the fuck out of your car
drive off in new car


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