EUROMILLIONS : The saving grace

Jow Forums Europeans, where are you? I think I may have found your ticket towards riches. Give me at least five arguments against the idea of attempting your chance for tomorrow. From my point of view, this isn't any different than investing in BTC or Chainlink. Since everything is in the red, you should at least take your chance. You have greater odds of making it via this methods than desperately holding. Just saying.

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You can also plant some tenners in your back garden and wait for the money tree to fruit...make sure you water it twice a week

Based and redpilled

woke, just invested $5K

How you risk manage literal zero sum games. You win or lose by checking random numbers. No thanks

Wait I'm not from Euro is this OK??????????

>NPC ticket: 1 in a billion chance to win, lose everything if wrong
>BTC/LINK: 1 in 10 chance of making it, lose a portion if wrong
Yeah buddy sure the same thing, go get your billions tomorrow tiger

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The same so called NPC's who are now happier and have more freedom that you'll ever have. But yeah those are retarded

How many NPCs join one gay as lottery? Probably millions, and only one of them wins, IF they even win. Yeah, sure, I'm pulling out my wallet and running to buy tickets, I'm guaranteed to win!

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Our recipe for success in Europe is that we love Muslims more than our lives, so we ship them in by the millions and get all of the associated benefits like enhanced stability, peace and wealth.

I find it hard to believe that europoors are allowed to buy lottery tickets. There has to be some catch, like if you win you get taxed double your earnings

where i live if you win in scratch cards more than 50 they take 7%

lulz its real
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They are the ones that won the lottery

kek

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That's what happens when western fags drop bombs in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan ...etc.

You're not taxed for the whole year after retrieving your winnings. There's even a sort of psychological accompaniment for big winners to help them to face the sudden change.

>psychological accompaniment
hahahahaha what the fuck? That's pretty fucking cool not gonna lie.

THE LOTTO GUYS HAVE FOUND THIS BOARD

EXIT Jow Forums NOW

damn

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what i wanna know is if they were at least arrested for murdering someone in cold blood

never traveling to poo-loo country, that's for sure

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FDJ in France at least takes the matter seriously

KEK

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