How do I become a NEET?

By picking the correct numbers. It's that simple.

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Ive been working hard for 3 years now. When i was a NEET, i woke up when i wanted, i had all the free time in the world. I only felt pressure from my parents giving me shit, and the fact i wasnt living as "society wanted me to" and i felt "unsuccesful"

Now ive realised having to work all day, spend time with a girl (even though they are fun they are an extra obligation to worry about)....I dont have any time for myself, maybe 2 hours a week (LOL good luck trying to do anything worthwhile)

When i come home from work i am literally too tired to enjoy doing anything. My sex drive has gone down and i can barely fuck my girlfriend. When i was a NEET i was masturbating multiple times a day, and arguably my sex life was better

This is unironically the better lifestyle. I didnt ask to be born, live in this shit tier society, or be born to poorfag parents. The only reason i tried hard to succeed and move out was because my dad was stressing me out to the point i'd probably end up killing him if i stayed at home.

And one more thing...

There is nothing wrong with being a parasite to selfish parents who brought you into this world. As soon as you start working, other people just become a parasite off you. The patrician way to live is to stay at home, have maybe a small part time job, and lift heavy at the gym.

Knock up some dumb slut if you have to procreate

Used to be a NEET when I was younger, have a job, my own place, a long term relationship and I too am fucking miserable.

There's no passion, I feel like my life is on auto-pilot and every week passes in a second. I literally turned into a NPC.

I genuinely miss my NEET days because while it was boring and kind of depressing, I felt more aware and I appreciated the small things so much more.

The more time goes on, I just crave a change, something exciting to happen or even to feel like I'm still alive and my brain still works. I'm not sentimental and introspective anymore, I feel like I don't feel anything anymore, life just drones on.

Dude just cut your lifestyle and spending, invest at least half of your salary and you'll get there.

>browsing on a PC every day for 10 hours
I can't imagine living like that. Whenever I had days off before when I didn't go to the gym, I felt like absoulte shit shitposting and gaming for 10 hours
I need physical activity to feel fine

>I didn't ask to be born.

So self abort.

Don't worry, we're all gonna make it

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Try watching dutch television some more.
Great commercials, all day long.
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WORK GOY WORK WORK WORK WORK and suck some refugee mudslime dick while you're at it

easier said than done m8.
>self preservation instinct
>fear of the unknown

im not gonna bullshit like the other faggots and say "i would but i wuv muhh family and cant do it to them ;_;"
It takes a VERY strong person to end their life, and im just not strong enough to do that.

>There's no passion, I feel like my life is on auto-pilot and every week passes in a second. I literally turned into a NPC.
>I genuinely miss my NEET days because while it was boring and kind of depressing, I felt more aware and I appreciated the small things so much more.
>I'm not sentimental and introspective anymore, I feel like I don't feel anything anymore, life just drones on.
I decided to start university two weeks ago after being a hikkiNEET for over a year and I feel exactly the same way. I feel like my brain has stopped working. I don't even spend that much time in university so my total free time hasn't changed much at all. Still I feel like a different person. In my solitude I was content, like I was grounded somewhere, namely with myself. Now that I am exposed to the outside world I lost that connection and now I am not grounded anywhere. Society is poisonous.

As a hikkiNEET I was at peace with myself. Now, I barely know myself.

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just be a darkie and move to scandinavia.

come on back, boys
free yourselves from the torment

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yes rabbi thank you for allowing me to be your slave
*begs rabbi for $10 to eat food*

>being a NEET playing vidya and blaze it all day
>getting a prestigious job

Dude being manager at mcdonalds is not prestigious. Youre either lying or your mommy or daddy gave you the job

cope, wagie

lucked out 2bh

this
so many I've met that claim they're 'self made men' only to find out later they got it through mom and dad, an uncle who's on the board of some firm or any other type of sucking up and/or nepotism to get ahead.

They keep telling themselves it's not tho, it's their hard work, intelligence and due dilligence that got them to where they are today.

Fooling yourself is one of the best self help tools available. ''Fake it till you make it'' aint (unfortunatly) a meme.

>tfw no Dad to give you a small loan of a million dollars

Put about half a million into a passive income source and buy this property:

bulgarianproperties.com/Studios_in_Bulgaria/AD61561BG_Studio_for_sale_in_Tankovo.html

Boom, you're done.

t. abraham

I kinda agree.

I enjoy NEET lifestyle but Its unsustainable for most. I have been off work for a few months before and loved it, but in the back of your mind you know you need to get a job or you'll be in deep trouble a few years down the line.

I got my shit together recently and started truck driving, now I plan to save as much as I can, work for two years and then quit and have half a year on holiday in Asia somewhere and repeat that process over and over.

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>few months
>neet

Try >10 years. All the things old people were saying are true. Days drag slowly, yet years fly by.

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>20 years of wagecuckin
>Made a couple investments, earned a modest nest egg
>Now full time NEET for over a year, and it's so , so good.

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tfw 2 year neet cause cooked health

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Get a job, work hard, be a cheapskate.

At age 15 I dropped out of school and got a job as a caretaker (at the school I dropped out of). For the next 10 years I lived in a tiny apartment next to my work, had no car, no internet (used the library's), only ate cheap budget foods (Pickled herring, rye bread, vegetables) and used much of my spare time in the summer and autumn collecting and preserving fruits, vegetables and nuts from public areas to keep food expenses down. Put over 2/3 of my wage after taxes aside, mostly putting it into bonds and low-risk stock (Minor investments in crypto and precious metals).

I'm now 27. 2 years ago I cashed in most of my investments and bought a mixed-use townhouse with 4 apartments and 2 shops without having to get a mortgage. I moved into one apartment and rent out the others and one of the shops. The rents are about equivalent of my wage so I could retire as is, but I'll work 3 more years to buy another building for extra financial security. Then I'll hire a caretaker for the two buildings and retire to a life of complete neetdom at age 30. 29 if I get somebody to rent the other shop at my asking price.

Have a plan, wageslave, save, invest, retire.

Whatever else is true, your parents carried your ass when you were too small/dumb/lazy to do anything by yourself. If you've ever been happy in your life you owe them an enormous debt.
I mean, I don't know, maybe you are a nigger born ninth in your family to have an extra pair of hands on a shit farm in Congo only to be recruited by a militia at 12. In which case fuck your parents.

>Now that I am exposed to the outside world I lost that connection and now I am not grounded anywhere.
You are kind of supposed to integrate, get a friends group / hobby group / qtgf and let that be your anchor
I'm not saying it's the right way or possible for everyone, but that's how the vast majority of people have been doing it in forever and that's what it's expected to you, and people will blame you if you fail at it.

That's how you make it you fool. Make friends and connections. "Hard work" is a drop in the ocean, figuring out who is controlling the weather is how you actually move up

What's with the lottery shilling all over biz?