/smg/ - Stock Market General

Presidential edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Who bought SQ at 100?

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Millenials are killing processed cheese, apparently:

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first for lucky new fags making a shit load of money in this correction and 1 year traders losing half their portfolio

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

And during downturns, DRIP automatically cost averages you

I guess I didn't get JUST'd that hard

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Down 10K over the last few days. I ain’t even worried.

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is over,trumps america consequences are on

LCI spread getting big and ask getting thin.. it's getting close..

They're also killing shitty mcrestaurants and other garbage that boomers love eating up

>the market should go upward forever

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Gold?

Are those nighttime sips, or sips ready for the next morning? They're already open though. That first sip of the morning demands a big *CCRRACKK*

Close to what? Tanking another 50%?

Nope. Golden bull had to stop for lunch. Will be back momentarily.

BULL TRAP

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lol at the fags who were saying the DOW would end up at -7/-10% by closing, that doesn't look so fucking likely now does it?

>being dumb

>not understanding we are reach economic prosperity that is not sustainable.

BEAR TRAP

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So erm I’m trading fake money for 2 months and holding because lazy. In that time all my investments are down except Coca Cola... not even memeing right here

rumors are they are filing for a 363. get out or get bogged.

you're both retarded. today is chill out day. tomorrow is dump. bank on it

What pained me the most is the sentence about melting. Of course natural cheeses can melt like that. Raclette or Abondance do it even better than processed cheese.

rumors?

thats what i'm hoping for. too comfy right now

Benis

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as i said yesterday, buy Friday afternoon and watch gains on monday. Trump gonna do some shit this weekend and the market will rise. Cap it (i don't actually care if I'm wrong because I usually buy friday afternoons anyway)

Day in the life of a Jow Forums options trader. all or nothing.

should get some F puts

well I'm buying the next plunge lower which I suspect will be friday. but if it's next week or two that's fine too, as long as it's lower than yesterday. If it doesn't come then I ain't doin shit and this was some pussy ass fuckboy dip that I'm gonna ignore

I told myself I'm finally done panicking about the market. I'm panicking a bit. But this time, I'm not going to panic sell; instead, I'm going to slwoly put money back into my mutual funds and ETFs and wait it out on the few stocks I have in my gambling account.

I dont understand the OP image, why did trump respond "No!"?

A..are we back bois or (((they))) are traping us bulls...
Again.

>not realizing red days are fantastic

Bull trap/dead cat bounce imo

or a massive bear trap.

its a trap.. DJIA and S&P going to zero bro

Hey. You sumbitches better STOP SELLING.

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Why is everything moving sideways right now? This game isnt fun without the pants shitting.

Seriously what's the panic here
short stocks when the market is down
buy when others are buying
that's literally it.

anyways i bought some square at $70

(((they))) are low on free shekels to kill the market more and retail is scared as fuck to buy.

Because he's an idiot

Walking on thin ice here anything could make this crumble down.

Circuit City when?

>debt greater than 0

Never gonna make it.

mfw I bought at $100

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>TFW you're at your lowest point
I-it will get better right anons?

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OH YEAH? LOOKIE NOW

DOWN WE GO

BULL TRAP EXECUTED

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JPM and IBM on the cheap tomorrow afternoon!

long here boys, only going up from here on out

yahoo finance broken for anyone else. everything stuck at 10:42

>AMZN

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what are you talking about? wait for the close

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I just broke even today, i entered the market in Jan and got fucked in feb, but I learned my lessons slowly and now im back even.

Go buy SBGL before the lonmin merger goes through and thank me later when the dividend is re-activated my dude

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I sold my US stocks.
This mess won't stabilize until after midterms.

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>-7/-10%
oops, meant -0.7/1.0%

Can we pass a law to raise taxes on Jeff Bezos personally? It would receive unanimous ayes in Congress.

> Repeating garbage from your middle school art teacher.

Surely there's buyers at $276.00

Started trading options last week lel

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>a

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Clearly $275.75 is the lowest of the lows the market will ever see.

Theres no way it drops below $275.50

just remember the first one is free

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first one's free kiddo

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>SQ
>BIO

Lol. Meanwhile surprise boost from LB keeping me relatively safe. Based pantsu.

>there are people on this board who aren't shorting for the next 2 weeks M I N I M U M
anyone buying is going to eat shit just wait a week

Seems ok today

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I'm sure the market will rally before $274, this is the dip to be buying.

>-800 is a slight correction now

that's what they want you to think. it's global warming boy, summer doesnt end until january
word is going that this dip will make you rich. people are about to buy in.

It's over

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>QQQ

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i think the real question is, why are the stocks in the s&p such shit? lmao at indexers

See I told you it would rally!

Shit is getting real

yeah, no one is even freaking out anymore. Definitely different than the old days.

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people got tired of perma bears and doomers.

this past decade is fucking bizarre holy shit

really? desu I can't enough enough of pink wojaks. this board is a lot better when the market is bad

Shoulda cashed out my 100% Delta gains

this is called a market reversal, we're going to be green by end of day.

agreed.

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nah, the bleeding won't stop until tomorrow or even next week, the reason being is everyone wanted a reason to pull out some profits, and they're doing it because of multiple reasons, each person having their own.

this is actually good for bulls, having multiple market corrections instead of simply a recession helps sustain the golden bull

ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK THE GOLDEN BULL WILL LIVE ON

Put down the crack pipe, we can't find a bottom

> tfw didn't pull out on this day
> tfw lost all my money now

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293!!!!!!!!!!

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Jews are still trying to crash this market...WITH NO SURVIVORS

$273 wont break

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ya gotta be squiddin me de gesu
oops mean say 273 >.

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