/smg/ Stock Market General

Current state of affairs edition.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Edition

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0 sum game

These puts are the only thing keeping my profile afloat. and for some fucking reason F is positive

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short the vix
Long nasdaq

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Rally was fake, we're going down.

OH NO NO NO

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Dead cat bounce they said, market would recover to half of its previous candle they said.

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What tech stocks are you guys feeling during this discount sale?

More like
WE ARE FUCKING GOING DOOOOOWN !!!!

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tsla

The dude weed is coiled up tight. Bunch of stuff in narrow range approaching tip of descending triangles. Breakouts may start during power hour today.

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OGEN better not flash-crash again.

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SHIT SHIT SHIT WHERE'S THE SUPPORT.

>/smg/
>btc chart

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Long VIX and short NDAQ

how to go long on the kong

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Ya'all fucked now

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I panic sold

youtube.com/watch?v=wXXEt8J9NRA

shorting the tech bubble was a good idea.

I ain't sellin shit. I'll check back on robinhood in a year if my optimistic limit sells haven't occurred.

Cancel your limit sells and ride the wave people, unless you think the companies will go bankrupt.

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ahhhhhhhh it's going up again!!!!!!! Where's the bogs and weak handed faggots when you need them.

Buy CY at 12.50
Buy Nano at 20
There are expensive ones two, but this is Jow Forums

You fags bitched about me making threads so often but so far we’ve had threads made before 200 replies, threads with no edition, threads with no subject, and now a thread with a crypto chart.

Jow Forums BTFO

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I just expanded my margin. Give me a reason to pull the trigger

Who cares, it’s just a thread to talk stocks. We already know what’s going on here. Do we really need memes and a half assed market tutorial in every OP?

Who's ready for the rally tomorrow??

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Recovery is not allowed....
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thoughts on IDT?
flash in the pan or on the road to recovery?

It's been two decades and she's still the gold standard.

>tfw OGEN is above my principal again

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We bear now, short everything

This is the best you've got Bogs? I'm not even at my all time low

Hey SMG
I'm thinking of taking a job in America. As a Canadian I've heard this can fuck up my tax shit.

Will I end up losing money doing this? I've heard things happen with my TFSAs etc, but I'm really tired of living in Canada. If I take a job and eventually a greencard/citizenship do you think it will be worth it financially?

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What made /smg/ and it’s predecessor /rgt/ so great was the quality of its OP post. Better than any other on 4chin. Now we’re becoming the Comcast of generals.

I just saw a Bull gore a fucking bear right through his bear face.

I need 1.67 before I'm even. Should have bought more yesterday.

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Fat lady hasn't sung yet...

Oh that just pissed off all the bears and now they're crossing that support line.

Amazon is a no brainer
After December it's going to be at least $2500

>this way the moon

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Yes fuck canada. Fuck canadian taxes
You’re right. But understand this is a state of emergency. There’s no time to get fancy, niggas dying out here
>sell low

The Bart up is imminent

The name's Doctor Doom

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/rgt/ was shit
/rhg/ was the last time it was good

didn't know Bezos shitposted on here.

If your making 20% more than you are in Canada doing it, and your not gonna pollute AMERICA with your Canadian socialist bullshit, yes.

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So where do we speculate the bottom is? I want to buy some etf's.

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Thats IT, ive had it with these punk ass bears!

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I just exited all my long positions i.e. sold all my etfs and stocks. 3% loss since yesterday but what gives.
did I do this right?

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It's got a 90% BUY rating
Retail stores are literally going bankrupt because of them

Atleast when elon shitposted here about 380 it actually happened right after because he shitposted on twitter like 2 days later.

Your the hero we need but not the hero we deserve. When I do it we always end up with two threads split between anime and 3dp. At this point I assume it’s intentional.

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I just bought some SNAP calls

im gunna make it r-right?

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Friendly reminder that ALL new threads MUST start with an anime OP.

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The bears just heard there's a bunch of picnic baskets at $273.

Too right, mate! PUNK ASS BEARS!

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I'm pulling my 800k, fuck you faggots for telling me to hodl yesterday

Strike price?

No
If you didn’t sell before the big swing down you don’t sell after. You just hold. You’ve sold way too low, someone just got a hot deal thanks to you.
>capitulating
We’re getting closer

I went ahead and bought $now today.

This nya

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S&P 500 is about to lose 200 ma support.

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Hold out. Or be a weak loss confirming tosser

Well I won’t have much time for it for a while so y’all better get it squared away I guess.
No

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nov 2 7.5

figured it might get some covering before earnings only bought 2 might sell one before earnings hold the other till after.. worth a gamble

I even made custom anime OP images, alas, the double thread curse.

surely we will pump from now till close since all the small spec is short.

You're boned mate. Sell that option as soon as it rolls above your purchase price.

I work in advertising, Snap is the laughingstock of social programmatic

Everyone ITT needs to quit their bitching

Everyone with two braincells to rub together saw this correction/bear market/possible recession coming, and now that it's come it's not even that bad
This is a nice warning dip giving you plenty of time to get out and into cash or some other hedge

still havent recovered from this overall week but my stcoks are holding green its a good day frens

Kek, this is what everyone told the crypto fags in February.

>Just hodl! It'll be okay!

Look at them now.

we already lost it today and went back above it, not sure we will get above it if sour instead of power

>I work in advertising, Snap is the laughingstock of social programmatic
i'm looking at the trading aspect not the company. It's just a gamble...

How's rkg holding up

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Is IBM a buy or naw?

Crypto hasn't existed for more than a decade, whereas Bogle style long hold investing has held up for a century.

OGEN ftw

It’s a fakeout. No recession, no bm. February 2.0

You're setting money on fire if you expect Snap to rebound.

the only people who haven't sold yet will sell before the end of the day. screen cap this.

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cant wait to have majority ownership in the SPY

its just a gamble bro.. worry about your own shit holy fuck man

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Meanwhile

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i'm going to end up putting a ton of spy on some faggot tomorrow.

don't post your dumb moves if you don't want to be criticized.

Why ask if you're going to make it, and then claim 'its just a gamble, don't think too hard about it, just b urself'

i already told him once and he keeps going.... come on man tell me once i'll tell you once.. you aren't going to convince me.. also i bet he doesn't even have a position

(S)he's fine... Thanks for asking...

My position is in FB, bought in low, holding for the duration.

Why would I have a position in a company I think will fail and has little hope of an upswing in the short-mid term?

why so serious?

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The bulls are trying another offensive, didn't they see what happend to the last guy that bought here?

>buying or holding FANG

>Why would I have a position in a company I think will fail
its called buying a put or going short lol. I usually always have bearish positions in companies i think are going to fail. SNAP i think is going to continue the down trend for awhile but i think it'll have a pop.. i'm not looking to "invest" in it lmao

that slut put her whole 400k margin account on SPY long, all the banks saw it and decided to take it

Be nice to her

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