IMPORTANT : My last investment

>tfw I'll be rich by tomorrow night
Is there a better feeling?

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Your chances of dying in a car crash are higher than winning the (((lottery))). Kill yourself.

Tell that to Jow Forums shills

His chance of finding Miranda Kerr naked out of his door asking to fill all her holes, including nose and ears are way higher than winning the lottery.

Btw, if there's any French fag here, play those numbers so even in the remote chance that OP really wins, he will split the jackpot.

His chances of winning the lottery are millions of times higher than him ever being born, I say go for it

The odds are low but someone wins

Even if you win you'll still be French.

I'd really be glad to share the jackpot with other French anons. It'd be like a secret connection

That's 12,50€ you'll likely never retrieve, OP. I hope you're not seriously planning to win and are just baiting in response to the recent massive lottery shilling this board went through several hours ago.
Anyway, I wish you luck still, we never know what could happens. Have a cute Peachio for good luck.

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>etoilet lottery
fittings since you just flushed 12.50 EUR away

gotta play to win

>etoilet
Nice dubs though. It will give me power for tomorrow
Thanks.

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nibba I know it's not actually etoilet but it's still funny

Yeah I admit I laughed too
But never again Carlos

Economy has to really be in the shitter right now for these lottery threads to appear

Good feeling about that 07 11 number line user. Please become rich.

BTW will you share your winnings with me? I just need 700k

It is. We've already entered recession
I if do win. But how will I contact you?

Thanks user. You are a swell guy and I hope you go far in life.

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Saved. Don't expect anything tho

Statistically, probably not you or me.

Anyone who plays the lottery is a moron that deserves to lose their money.

Thanks user.

Ey throwing away a bit $ every couple of years when you are in a exceptionally good mood isn't that bad. Its what I do I have spent like 50 bucks on the lottery and won half of it back with the small prizes.

Most people occasionally try their chance because "why not". One or two bucks thrown away once every 6 months won't kill a fly.

I hope I'll win to piss you off.
No, I'm joking. I'm falsifying anger because I know it to be true.

>His chance of finding Miranda Kerr naked out of his door asking to fill all her holes

Where do I sign up for this lottery

You mean a french connection?

French-Jow Forums-lucky winner connection