/smg/ - Stock Market General

minute maid edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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First for bull

Its so tasty...

FAANG pumping like a cat or golden bull?

First for epic market rebound saving my vxx puts @31.5 10/19 exp

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If I see a bear here im gonna unload

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BULLISH

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Like a dead cat...

Right now like a cat. You should cut even in december then get out of everything but Apple

More selloff tomorrow most likely. Who the hell wants to hold over the weekend. Institutions maybe, but the average investor might use tomorrow to get out.

It’s over bull scum

all in SQQQ

Early morning pump into an afternoon crash.

Dump early next week into consolidation for a week and a half

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>VXX futures down 5%

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CUTE

I've been following URG for a while now and updating TA on it quite a bit. It seems to me that the last 5 yr correction may be conceding, and at the moment were in bullish H&S nested in a bullish wedge, nested in a bullish cup & handle bottom formation, all happening at the tail end of a larger degree correction from the previous impulse.

Averaging down atm desu senpai

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800 points down tomorrow

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GODDAMNIT

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I'm not in FAANG. Should i get in tomorrow and hold till December?

Buy FNG and FNGU
review the components, Its the future

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I'm chilling for now. I'm not worried about this yet.

I wouldnt touch google with a 10 foot pole. They had a doc released yesterday showing blatant plans for censorship and they are making a 1984 style app in china. the us gov is going to rape them. thats why they fund democrats, well see how things go in Nov.

>TSLA
>china
Ratsu plz

Told you bearfags today's gonna be a green day and you didn't believe me. Trump is gonna bring DOW to 30k after GOP crushes midterm whether you like it or not, libtard

>tfw comfy weed stocks

hahahhaaha you fags and your facebook shit hhahahahahahha shouldve bought a company wth an actual product lmao buying shares of a fucking website hahaha get real

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First for USLV and GLD.
Pinkies feed my greed.

UNF

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RBII

FNG doesnt have tesla
page 2 is nvda and salesforce

FNGU is its own entity

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damn dude got a link. im expecting red wave and rally but well see

Morning reversL?

>iNEVITABLE

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God, I wish Adobe paid a dividend.

pick your fav faggy e celeb for a explanation.
>youtube.com/results?search_query=the good censor

im honestly very concerned with this because if they provoke us gov regulation than the markets will inevitably take a huge hit due to googles market cap.

Heres a good one from our favorite Russian Bots
>youtube.com/watch?v=WwQjmVLevHE

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aDOBE HAS A MONOOLY, iF YOU WORK W/ bOOMERS, YOU UNDERSTAND.


pHTSHOP AND SHIT! THEIR [spoiler][/spoiler]OFT"WARE" ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE

i'M USING gimo kek

Higher Highs, Lower lows

>ooga booga rock market
>stocks are now straight back to where they were in January
>entire year of growth gone
Are you still laughing Jow Forums?

Think about buying ACRX tomorrow. Gonna MOON or some shit.

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can someone explain to me why people are holding through this? Why would someone not place stop limits on their shit? Instead of crying about the big correction, they would just be biding their time and see when to re-enter.

am I not supposed to have stop limits on everything??

why would you use stop limits if your trading long term?
hodl for life or day/swing trade, pick one

A lot of risk until november.
Wait for normies to be posting pinkies on facebook before buying into any of them.
Wait for a new low then sell in December.

HODL

My dumbass actually tried to google the link to the memo

This but unironically

HODL? HODL. Might as well. I mean, we're already at the bottom.

R-right?

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>ywn have a one kitty THOT patrol

I'm pleasantly surprised desu

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>smart money making new bag holders
thats kind of scary...
so robinhood users are buying the dip

if i sell it will immediately go back up

>tfw the entire S&P 500 is a scam to liquidate RH users

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I'm going to be sleeping well tonight.

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I'm happy it's crashing.

Boomers need to die

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even if you were intent on holding long-term, why wouldn't you want to protect your gains and stay green instead of potentially being a bagholder?

I mean if your stop limits trigger in the first place, then it means shit is already going down. Commissions are going to be nothing compared to that growing loss.

Don't be too happy, we already have the gas chambers warmed up for you zoomers.

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You better watch yourself kid, we're the only thing holding this shithole together

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>selling at the bottom
shiggy diggy doo

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>those fatass red candles going full dislodgement
>thinks this is unironically the bottom and we're just gonna get a nice clean V recovery

lmao

>crashing
never gonna make it

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I know this is small specs first sp500 trade,
but the worst that can happen at this point is a few candle stick tails below the 200 before we rally back

Some of you are ok, don’t come to the stock market tomorrow

I want total destruction of the world so that I can meet the creator.

DOOM DOOM ON ALL OF YOU

Well just eat a tide pod and hush up please. Some of us are trying to make money.

>he didn’t buy the gold dip

Chance of a lifetime enjoy your stock bags

>Buying gold ever
We are not a bunch of 75 year old senior citizens that's why. We don't see the commercials on Turner Classic Movies about diversifying our portfolio's with gold.

Buy RACE on the dip, long capitalist extravagance

When you are looking at futures and it says a % up or down for a given index, what does that % reflect? Close price change?

Should I buy china while it's on sale?

It means that the future contract is up 1%. Lookup how futures work on google instead of asking retarded questions.

Futures are a scam it doesn’t mean anything, look how they depress the gold price it should be 50000/oz

>RACE
actually not bad, if it bounces back to 130 hot damn
cheap option premiums

me too but i wanna make money in the process

What are some companies that only the rich shop at? Ralph Lauren? Some expensive winery?

TOL brothers for fancy homes

I'd trade that, sure. Probably market buy half of intended principal immediately at open unless it gaps up or down significantly, reassess the trade if it does. Set buy order at around $105 for the other half. Buy target $104-$115, sell target $140, stop loss $99.

the stock market is the biggest financial scam on earth for all of human history. jews have never stolen more wealth than they have through the stock market

If we had a real government in any country the jews would be rounded up for mass white collar crime and killed

I've got $2k to spend on RH. Where's it going boys?

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Go back to Jow Forums
With jews, you win

Buy gold or platinum

We are getting there youngster. Kanye is an extension of Trump now. White liberals can't criticize him because it's racist. He is bullet proof and redpilled.

>that gif
Thanks for the headache lol

so guys I am up 20% today by day trading $TVIX (after actually being diversified and losing 10% earlier this week)

why would I not do the exact same thing tomorrow

I'm having good feelings about tomorrow.

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I triple dog dare you to hold TVIX through tomorrow.

all in Netflix

me too. im judging based on after market

Dont listen to these guys telling you futures don't matter

Futures drives the global market, Google asymmetric market theory
You need for ask yourself two questions:

>how is the price for ES_F the same in Japan as it is in America?
>Why would anyone buy a futures contract with no intention of holding it until execution?

All my China shit was green on China trade news, so if our markets are green tmr its just more fuel.

I was just reading up on it and i understand it a bit more now. I still dont understand what the % change in futures ( for example VXX right now is -6% ), what should the opening for VXX be tomorrow then?
Also CNBC headline dow futures should open 300 points tomorrow.

I was always told that trading futures is a great way to get liquidated unless you're a pro.

Also for answer your question
There tons of way people calculate %
For many 24/5 products people use day to date prices
Others use GMT close

im not trying to trade futures im just wondering how much of a correlation one can deduce from the data.

Now I know the market is going to crash more. Millennial RH users expect a bounce off the 200ma. The big guys are about to take these dummies to the cleaners.

Closes down 2000 tomorrow cap this

I bet you my 4 chan gold account it goes up.

the big guys are targets for the vcoming war all the big guys are fucking jewish scum criminals. They are all targets to be executed as soon as possible. Killing the jews is the NUMBER ONE PRIORITY FOR THE RESTORATION OF THE USA

You're on.

This is actually my play. Millennials getting fleeced next week

stop false flagging, commie