How do i invest in this

they sold off boston dynamics a while ago user.

He runs like the postman in Legend of Zelda-Majoras mask

You can invest in it by buying SoftBank shares, they own boston dynamics.

> unironically investing in a company that gave 150 Million dollars to the Uber for dogs.

kys

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What's wrong with the one in the OP?

>he

>you will never be a machine that doesn't tire, doesn't have to eat, defecate, sleep and doesn't feel depression

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Now, just put a gun in it's hand and teach it how to shoot like a literal IRL aimbot. Damn.

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Just saw the new Spot robot video they put out. They are going to be for sale starting next year. If you are a brainlet wagie, get ready to be replaced.

Ethereum Foundation owns Boston Dynamics. The robots all run on the ethereum blockchain. This is insider information not fake news. Buy eth before this gets out.

Glad to know that if the robot revolution ever happens it can't scale and we can bully the robots into submission by spamming transactions.

You missed the flip

youtube.com/watch?v=hSjKoEva5bg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Our fate is sealed. My only hope for survival is to find a robo wiafu who will keep my alive as flesh pleasure.

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Boston dynamics have come so far in the last 5 years or so. The robots were slow jerky and very loud before now they are smooth and agile. They have some really old videos on their jewtube. How do I long this?

Yeah no point in having a robot that sits on it's ass, gets drunk, collects benefits and feigns PTSD

Agile as fuck, doesn't look like it's very strong though? Can it even lift like 100 pounds?

humans are cheaper robots that real robots

Any robot is a sex robot if you try hard enough.

That's what women already do to him; he wants something different.

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Sex robot parlor was going to open in Houston, TX but city council denied them because it's fucking degenerate

SoftBank is a major investor in pretty much everything, including Uber itself.

Imagine being NEET in the future while it's mandatory to work and this thing kicks your door at 6am, pulls you out of your bed and flies you to work.

fake, you can see the wires

Don't see whats so impressive, I can jump up ledges and over logs...

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buy Softbank shares

Yeah, but with time these can be programmed to do whatever we want them to do.

How many ChainLink for one cyborg by 2040?

1 chainlink = 1 robot

It’s in the whitepaper

What's the point of them now lol

Because you can't ethically make a statement on culling lowbrow people

Yoi might as well ask what is the point of above average or genius humans.
All humans will look like ants compared to intelligent machines

Thx for the tip m8, just bought more!

Unironically repilled

A solider is worth like 100k with equipment and training while the robots are most likely worth at minimum a few hundred k if not in the millions so it would be cheaper to field humans.

try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

Are you talking about a suction hose that you put in the skimmer for vacuuming or are you talking about a pool sweep with built in line (polaris, pentair, ect...)? I'm a pool guy. Also this is fucking disgusting. You are going to lose your dick man if you don't know what you are doing. So many variables every pool is going to be different. Also 4 dudes? Fucking gay man.

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would you mind fucking off back to plebbit?

>fucking off back to plebbit
I'm not the reditor here talking about jerking off with water filtration systems. I'm a pool servicing professional that has been here before you were born, kid.

SOON

>tfw no advanced robotic exoskeleton

one day i will rule the wastelands with a steel fist

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>Lightyears

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big woop he jumped a log....holy shit I can't even do that.

make the floor slightly wet or slippy.

or maybe your robot waifu will play jump rope with your intestines