/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bagel edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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NO MAN NO

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What are /smg/s favorite #fintwit accounts?

@realDonaldTrump
@vexmark
@Lee_Saks
here desu

STOP BUYING BONDS FUCKING BOOMERS

hehe... here we go again

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Fuck this market, fuck trump, fuck the fed and fuck shorters

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>From +$500 to +$100
STOP SELLING RIGHT NOW

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YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE ALIVE IN 30 YEARS YOU FUCKING OLD ASS BOOMER

Double bottom
ye best be buying

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$TICK is -1200, wow.

Imagine being a fucking 70 yeard old boomer and buying fucking 30 year old bonds, fucking retards

>t-thanks for the c-cheapies! haha, weak hands!"

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you're a LONG like me, you're not concerned with the day to day actions of the market. Got DOC and O paying me divvies this week, GE next week, and JPM to round out the month.

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Get fucked boomers.

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Have to leave something for their grandkids user.

>larding as someone losing money
How much time do you have on your hands you neet?

>Larding
Kek, but probably accurate

>"""larping"""
I wish I was larping.

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ohnonono look at this dude

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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they am gonna test 267
why push it so far down then stop here

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i'm down $50k this week, whatevs

why would they? To fool small specs into panic selling after all the red
Nothing but green from here on out

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What does your -50k portfolio have

fakest and gayest fucking market ive ever seen
big boys are colluding to build rallies while chumps buy up the top

mostly index funds, some convertible bonds, gold, boring stuff.

>leaving your grandkids a 3% yield bond
T-thanks

The wild ride will go back up again. We’re all gonna make it. Except bears, they can all die in a forest fire

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>he doesnt know you can sell bonds

> posting edits

That's what uncle powell is going to be doing over the next few weeks.

yeah i'm not worried, got cash ready to deploy.

just fucking crash it already so npcs believing themselves to be pcs finally wake up to trump being the ultimate npc and burn down america to the ground

The big specs are singing a siren's song

youtube.com/watch?v=SJmZtn8vmt8

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>wanting you to see my actual name, whom my accounts are with and the last 4 digits of my accounts

user pls

That's not very economical.

Need S&P to go below 2720 for a short... should have just shorted this morning...

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GODDAMN IT RATSU I BOUGHT THE DIP AND IT KEEPS GOING LOWER!!!!

just pulling your leg.
what do you for a living to invest such a large amount?

Same. I got another $65K out of the market. I'm waiting for that huge mega get-fucked-in-the-ass crash before I put some of that in.

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i'm an attorney. i only make about $120K per year, I just invest most of it. I also got about 50K in KO stock from my grandfather when he died, so thats a large chunk of it.

What goes down, must come up. That is law

i remember when biz was young there was some tripfag with millions here and he was atty too iirc.

are you a small practice or do you work for big corporations?

how many gins did you have this week ratsu?

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a lot, Im up 5% today though, I just need FNGU to go to fucking 52

medium sized practice, corporate shit is not for me. need a decent work life balance or you get burned out real quick. like my job but i'm definitely saving for early retirement.

oooooffff that green

It's over! We're going to make it.

is he right biz?

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>banksters
anyone who uses that term is an NPC

you'd be wise to not trust anyone who capitalizes "FED"

>1%
That’s how you spot commies user. They like to larp as economists and spread FUD.

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If I don't win Eternal Bear's contest before the election I'm voting strait Libertarian.

>steve madden
was that a wolf on walllstreet reference?

>If I blow up this account before the election I'm voting strait Libertarian.
correction

Someone was shilling MNGA in a previous thread. Thoughts on it? Good bet?

Isn't he right though? If the bull market doesn't translate to jobs for the middle class and a better standard of living whats the point?

no he is just a retarded commie that doesnt understand THE GAME

have you guys ever invested in venture capital

amazing picture, so meta, much jeckel, very hyde

You son of a bitch! That's the first time I lost in fucking years!

Does the market create jobs though?

Only old fags even understand what just happened.

it does translate to jobs to the middle class though. it's called the wealth effect. it instill confidence in everyone.

>litigation

lol queer, not enjoying comfy $300k+ in-house counsel job? bet your undergrad was liberal arts moron

heres what commie idiots don't understand. it doesn't matter who gets an overall larger percentage of the pie, it matters that the daily life of the average person gets better. muh 1% is always going to make more during bull runs (they also lose more during bears - unrealized usually) but the average worker is better off today than 5 years ago. This is why this "bear" talk is bullshit. we are getting higher paying jobs that are out pacing inflation, the GDP is growing and maybe, just maybe some youths will decide on trade school instead of womyns studies and come out making six figures in 1-3 years instead of 30K to read poetry to old people

I feel like a shit show is starting but since I am new to Jow Forums I have no fucking clue what your talking about pls enlighten me on the situation my dude.

AGRX again, not even a pump I'm too poor for that but may or may not have insider information

take with that as you will, i was right two weeks ago when I told you all to buy @ $0.30

Am I reading Ulysses? This inarticulate garbage is like a literal depiction of how NPCs think.

I’m ignoring it. It’s not a loss if you don’t admit it.

automation is kicking economy's ass is 10 years tops. wall street jobs gone for sure, replaced by algorithms capable of thinking and predicting fluctuations more efficiently than all of Jow Forums put together. retail definitely gone, but that's happening in 5 years or so. transport jobs will be heavily simplified, done by teenagers barely able to drive since AI will do the actual driving. it's going to come crashing down due to a total and utter inability to understand technology.

made some good money on ATVI calls I bought yestderday.

Basically a bunch of smug bears shorted the bottom in February, then again in april, and now they are back shorting the bottom again

the best were the images that said "look bottom corner -> top right -> which way is the stick figure pointing? -> read the image name" then you lose.

The bounce just now was weak as fuck. Algo reaction, its not people shorting who drop the markets its the big funds holding for 5+ years who want to take profits before they have a negative return this year.

I'm shorting the top of TLT with my bear fag meme bucks. Also loaded the last of my shekels in a SPY long that's already up a 10%. I'm going to make it.

>AMZN puts in july

you can not lie to me, i was the one betting against you all day that day

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Shorting the bottom?

That's fine I'll have the last laugh.

a POX on you all dammit

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BUY EARS!

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A approve of your message.

>this bear cope

Large specs dont trade on fridays, so of course the major bounce isnt going to be today

>not understanding he was talking about THE GAME

welcome new friend, your orange soda, cheese pizza and complimentary 12 year old are waiting

welp its late lunch time for me, whats the best buy for a buy one get one free burger coupon?

two double quarter pounders for the protein, a big mac for vegis, a bacon angus smokehouse because its their new special?

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>tfw VTGN

this is a nice, steady run up, instead of a parabolic pump and then dump
really optimistic about this stock

>FDA fast tracked twice since December 2017
The latest fast track (the reason why it's going up) was as an a non-opioid pain treatment drug

Down 10%, my all time low. Thanks ROAD

that was definitely a dead cat bounce of people trying to time the bottom

squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

For those of you interested in how markets actually work. Check this out. Don't pay for it, but its interesting to see.

Short summary: HFT pools (dark pools) are hidden liquidiy volume in the markets and account for over 1/3 of all trades. However their volume isnt visible to the regular goys (us).

If they are buying then they are doing so to cover for large funds who are going shot (to provide liquidity). If they are selling, the opposite. It is a leading indicator of large corrections. I suggest you check it out. The tea leaves seem to indicate a large correction with possibly more to go.

>meant to say going short or selling

They also have that gamma indicator which could indicate ideal times to sell options to dum dums (us).

kek

Holy shit, Ford is down to almost $8.50, never thought I'd see the day. I imagine there is a lot of newfags getting just'd over it.

see
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the crash is here lads

newbois keep saying "Im buying it for the dividend!" but even Buffet is saying stay out of auto + there are hundreds of better dividend stocks on sale

RSI is in the buy zone.

Tuesday will hit the real low.

Dividends are a literal meme anyway. Especially with the account balances most of the people here have.

Such as? What is a stock as cheap as Ford but gives good divs?

Auto industry is self fulfilling. Auto workers and family members buy the most cars. Cutting the lineup and downsizing is killing your buyer base. New CEO is dumb as bricks.