/smg/ Stock Market General

Red day edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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strawpoll.me/16386731
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FNGU

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i had a green day, sucks to be you

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im here for buying every dip and holding

i am still a retard

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KEEP FUCKING BUYING

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First for Uncle Powell correcting naughty boys for their misbehaving

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the first time i truly loved trump was he told that worthless nigger faggot powell to stop tightening the juice

Totally not Trump fault we got here hehe

Uncle Powell is doing these harsh things for our own good you naughty user

i don't care whose fault it is i just want my juice

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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THERE IT IS HAHAHAHA

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I had another day too busy to trade. I got promoted at work but I wish I hadn't since now I have to work longer hours and can't trade effectively. I also got a new computer so we're going to a different Romano's, hope it's not too jarring for some of you.

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futures again all fucky after the close. down 20 ticks in 3 seconds

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+8%
my port should never move that much but I had to buy up those LABUs and FNGus

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FINE.

I DID FINE.

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and so the most stressful week of my entire life ends, time to drink myself to death

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That was a fucking week and a half. Currently holding a few SPY calls and 300 put contracts on TLT. When that TLT hits 100 next week, I'm cashing out and going on vacation to Italy to go stick my dick in pasta pussy.

many people are probably understanding for the first time why the market closes and are happy for it kek

Made a lower high and a higher low today. Consolidation day, but not clear whats going to happen monday.

The Russell is still down.

Green day, red week
Feels bad man, I had no cash to buy dips

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you and me both
me thought heart was bathed in darkness but market made me into bitch ;_;

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Did just fine, tbhfam. Just fine indeed. The dude weed was most profitable today. Hopefully a consecutive green day on Monday will occur. We'll see. Weed remains bullish even under all this market hysteria but it is curtailing the gains somewhat. Things get questionable after October 17th; nobody knows if there is going to be a mass sell off, or whether the recent market stuff chilled out the bears sufficiently to the point that sell off isn't necessarily the most logical course of action.

Pretty curious how this plays out. The dude weed is full of surprises.

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>but market made me into bitch ;_;
Don't feel bad baby, you were born that way ;)

Fuck I hope Monday’s red, I got absolutely JUSTed today

So how low does it go next week?

soo many notifications

$280 will be the low next week.

it might not be next week (probably will) but I'd be reeeealy surprised if we don't go back and test that bottom at the least, if not break through it

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down 16k leafbux this week

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Thats what in USD? $60.32

:( sorry leaf friend

I got 390 euro welfare check monday.

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Two notable things in my weed portfolio from close yesterday and close today. HVT completed a double bottom at support yesterday and closed above this afternoon. Breakout price for Monday is 0.82, support remains 0.76.

More interesting was RIV. According to my meme lines, it broke out of descending channel today. Pic related.

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I recon that I'm up around 3%, but I still refuse to long on to my TD ameritrade until the 1st of next month.
My UDOW had a stroke this week

nah.

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now that the dust has settled WHY THE FUCK WAS BIZ FREAKING OUT THIS WEEK

Well goy, SPY is down:
-3.77% this week
-4.01% this month
.-78% in the last 3 months
In addition, papa powell will continue to raise rates until probably the end of Q2 next year
It was a rather eventful week

Jow Forums freaks out about everything. Markets up, freak out we're all gonna make it. Markets down, invest heavily in kneepads with remaining cash (if any).

Down $1500 since last Friday (6%). GOD GRANT ME STRENGTH. I didn't panic sell, but the urge to do so was intense.

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kneepads?

YOU GUNNA SUCK SOME DICK EUROPOOR
(or you can go back to Romania where cost of living is cheaper)

Funniest thing yesterday and a little the day before was some leftypol leakage claiming the end is surely nigh this time and the donald has surely done us all in now for real this time any day now dark ages coming back world wars and new strain of treatment resistant bubonic plague will emerge etc etc.

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MOVES 4 MONDAY?
I'm curious as heck as to how it will play
+ HUGE earnings week coming up

Sturdy ones, yes.

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Charts are pretty uncertain. It could be a flat or mild red. After first couple hours the trend of the day will emerge and you can make a more informed decision then. The drop is not necessarily over. On the positive side, there are several quarterly earnings reports due next week, many of which are expected to meet/exceed expectations. That is the primary reason why I believe the downturn in a momentary blip and not a signal of catastrophe. Pretty well same scenario as February, same reasons for initial dump, probably same reasons for recovery.

No, the bond trend can't be reversing, the FED needs to dump more bonds, so I can win Eternal Bear's contest.

Bonds are being heavily shorted Baggy
If uncle Powell gives in to Emperor Trump, the resulting short squeeze will be epic

I know they're heavily shorted, some asshole has like 3.5 million riding against my puts.

yeah hoping to make some call plays cause of the 'expectations to beat', but wait for the monday adjustment first

anything you have your eye on? myself, Dominoes

Still trading the dude weed until I get a convincing signal to pull out. RIV broke descending channel today. I'm very bullish on that one for next week.

Here is updated SPY for today. Still outside lower bband. Still oversold.

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Eh, green day for me

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Imagine the chaos if all the banks fuck up earnings

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strawpoll.me/16386731

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>how’d you do this week lmao
You know god damn well how I did this week.

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>i still refuse to long on to my TD ameritrade until the 1st of next month.

how come user

Because I am 50% UDOW and 50% SPYD and I don't want to see the carnage (and I deposit once a month so I'll buy more on the 1st)

Voted 1k to 5k

A WEEK AGO I’D BE IN THE 5K BOYZ CLUB
FUCK JEROME

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What movie is that from?

Leaf so i don't in to robinfeels.

ah yeah that makes sense

im thinking about leaving td/tos for robinhood until i have more cash to cover commissions. I'd loaded 2k into it and made about 160. any advice on being poor and trying to trade on tos while getting dicked by their commissions? thanks desu

Commission free ETF if they offer.
Patrician method is to get your data from TD and execute on robinhood. Save some bux

>robinhood
why? some people dont use robinhood

The only reason I can use TD ameritrade is because of this list of commission free etfs
research.tdameritrade.com/grid/public/etfs/commissionfree/commissionfree.asp

Really handy, they cover pretty much everything you need.
Leveraged ETFs aren't on the free list, so I try and buy in large chunks (once a month) to cut down on commissions, so It's only like 2-3%

It's worth it to me to pay the fee because I actually hold and make money
Robinhood feels like a gambling app, and I've done much better without it

thank you gents. really good info

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>tfw holding 13k worth of vxx puts that expire friday.

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its from a musical video

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Too bad SPY no free ;_;

reminder that this month is gonna be some crazy shit and if you think this is over you can cap this post to look back on when the wojacks are flowing

I'm waiting for a big fall next week and then start loading some into vsatx or a healthcare etf.

>oh free etfs, how cool!
>no comission there must be a catch
>looks at expense ratio
ah there it is.

Vanguard has free etfs with lower expenses.

It's bargain shopping time t bh.

SPY chart looks like it's headed some consolidation around current levels first before any continuation. Reenter bollinger band range, get out of oversold conditions, then break up or down for the next wave. I don't anticipate further huge moves in either direction until end of next week when several quarterly financials are out.

(((Expense Ratio)))

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Up 1%
Was down 6% on Wednesday, but recovered at the end of the week
Feeling pretty good about next week

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Important support level for SPY is ~$268. That is my projected bottom for this panic if that is indeed the direction the wind is blowing. Drop below that is trouble. Holding above confirms minor pullback status and nothing of concern (meaning hodl).

You aren't doing better because you have a different broker, you're doing better because you're more experienced and are making more responsible decisions

>Robinhood feels like a gambling app, and I've done much better without it
I use Robinhood (for now) but I can totally see what you mean. It's easy to click the various histories and think something like, "It's done nothing but gone up all year, better invest so I can make some money!" if you're not experienced.

I'm thinking of switching from my broker to rh because of the free trades... My question is if I plan to trade leveraged etfs in rh, when i buy and sell in the same day, do they consider that cash?
My current broker allows me to do this immediately without waiting for any settlement

I wonder, is it possible to get IV crushed on a vix option?

yes, why wouldnt it be?

Of course, I was checking out the IV on them earlier today and it seems like they're all 100+ ffs

Learning the in's and outs of interest rates is the first step, credit dependent companies are the ones being dropped right now.

Why do people in this general get so emotional over short term price action? Anyone with any experience trading stocks knows that being emotional costs you money.

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Oooooo.... rh margin requirements are too high plus they don't let you trade high volatility stocks easily... pass
Its like they want you to lose.

Based micro-crash

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It's falling-knife catching time.

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God I wish that were me.

Because they day trade desu...

That's the gayest shit I've seen all day.

well im used to IV crush after earnings but on the VIX? i cant even find any material on the subject.

because when yo watch yo p/l cascade between 10K+ to 10k- it make your monkey brain poopy itself

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Are USLV and UGLD doing a reverse split or something? my account is going wacky like when UVXY did it.

When TLT goes to below $100 by the end of the month you can all blow me.

IV crush just means the options are worth less because their implied volatility went down (actually the causal relationship is the other way). It's not tied to earnings.