/smg/ - Stock Market General

0-D games edition edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Green day it is for murican and asian stacks, europe and emerging getting slaughtered as usual

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Disgusting

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looks like its going to be a green day today

>>Disgusting

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operation.... budrose.... initiated....

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I'd love to fug a hog like this

I knew you couldnt resist the sirens call

we all do bro, she looks perfect for a sweaty night between she sheets that you'd never forget...

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thread split?

first for FAANG

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Bears BTFO

fuck green and fuck white people

Not exactly a good week for us bulls though

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We coming back on Monday... I guarantee it...

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What the fuck happened today?
and more importantly what the fuck do I do monday?

Short... today was the rally... monday comes the slaughter

WE BACK BABBBBBAAAY
HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP
BEARS ON MUFFUGGIN SUICIDE WATCH
HOPE YOU BOUHHT THE DIP BITCHES

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bulls fought back

we will see, big bois didnt sell all week, and even more suspiciously didnt today

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Could you imagine getting married, wife gets pregnant, shits out a kid, never loses the baby weight, continues to get fatter, pushes her bad habits on your child, child is fat and lazy, you work 12 hour days, and come home to this? This is why I will never marry.

Litterly why Murder exists dude, if theres a will theres a way

thats why you need to find a women worth marrying before you do it

like one that doesnt start shrieking when you say "prenup"

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>thats why you need to find a women worth marrying before you do it
Becoming more and more unlikely these days

what's the best way to keep up with financial news over the weekend?

What's your greatest JUSTer, /smg/? DRUS was mine. $1000 down to $250.

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CERU'd half of my portfolio once, was a bad time

got GEVO'd before too

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>CERU
>GEVO
Now THOSE were memes

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>meanwhile he shorts like crazy

strawpoll.me/16386731

thankfully i finally gained some money with MGT

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well biz, how much you got?

strawpoll.me/16386731

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only 12 year old girls are worth marrying otherwise im never gonna marry in this climate

I voted... I matter...

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No you don't

I fucking hate the weekends

trade crypto for weekend shits and giggles on robinhood


or spend the weekends researching more picks for monday

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maybe i should look into some IPOs

this one has an interesting name

marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bjs/ipo

I'd kill that bitch. Looks like a spic that gained 150 post-courtship

>internet toughguy

looks nice, also there is another thread, since no one wants to 2 bread this weekend

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I'll toughguy my dick up your ass, faggot.