How do I unironically get a job as a reporter at Fox News?

Im a 21 y/o about to graduate next semester with a business degree

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God she's hot

you pic related? if not then good luck getting a job at Fox

go to foxnews .com and fill out an application

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Have some more top tier Megyn

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>bottle blonde
>colored contacts
>nose job
>pushing 40
nope.

>that nose
0/10 would not bang

Be some mediocre blond chick that looks passable in makeup or just be a raving lunatic right wing sociopath with charisma, good hair and a good voice.

Already have a good voice so I guess it's time to up my hair game and hit the gym

t. Fags

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Don't hit the gym.

Why?

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none of those faggots hit the gym

Isn't that an advantage then if I can do what they do and look chadded up at the same time

Does Sean Hannity look like he's ever hit the gym? Being fat and out of shape is central to conservatism.

how do i get a job fucking melissa live on fast money

it's pretty easy to become a reporter for fox news. literally all you need to do is become a cuck and a bigot.

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who have the fox news girls banged to get their job?

me

>bigot

you sound like a faggot

Really? I put my pee pee inside her too.

You need to perform a tremendous amount of sexual favors

Is that all? Lol I'm straight but if I gotta give up my boipucci for a year in exchange for a career of smashing Megyn Kelly lookalikes and BTFO'ing libshits then so be it

brett kavanaugh

She’s not 40 yet?...

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She's 47. Name a hotter 47 year-old in cable news.

Christa Delcamp is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Kinda plain-looking to me but not bad.

Just have right-wing views.

You might need to be an attractive (read: molestable) blonde woman as well, not sure anymore after all the recent firings/resignations

Just went to her Twitter and she's in favor of Chrissy Ford, what a fucking dumb bimbo

I’ve always been suspicious that Sergey was a right-winger. Thanks for confirming

t.bigot

I know a dude who worked there as a camera operator. He is pretty handsome though no homo.

Fuck off, Jow Forums.

imagine the upskirts that guy probably scoped out

Thats a jew nose

My roommate was a meteorology major at the same time as pic related
She was apparently dumb as a rock and barely passed classes with female profs
When they graduated she had a national job within a month and he had to work for a museum for years

Eventually he got a high paying job doing weather for the pga of all places but it took him years

So unless you're hot find a new dream

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You can be a producer instead, my friend was super hot in college was a dancer in high school but then she gained a shit ton of weight during college and ended up becoming a producer instead of a reporter. You still get to work with the reporters but you don't have to be beautiful like them

Her nose is genuinely terrifying. The more I look at it, the more questions I have

post your pic, thot and we judge if you are Fox New worthy.

>inb4 TYT tier or no pic

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get in touch with some people who already interned, if you don't know anyone you're not getting in, that's how show biz works. You're also going to probably be sucking a lot of dicks to work your way up so prepare to take a lot of jew exec cock up your ass.

Being a hot woman or minority will help you. Otherwise just get active in GOP politics, maybe run for office. Someone like an ex-representative can easily get a spot on Fox. It'll take you awhile before you become an anchor or anything though. Being a regular on their shows will help you out. Ron DeSantis is on there constantly and he could easily get his own damned show if he loses his governor race.