>tfw 29yo virgin
Tfw 29yo virgin
one more year and you'll be a wizard heh heh.....heh
Tfw you realize masturbating is more pleasant than actual sex
>tfw 30yo Virgin
if you didn’t spend your teenage years and early twenties fucking different womem weekly, you’re a literal loser.
you can’t even be considered a man.
You're going to be a wizard Harry!
A brave wizard
>muh dick
the ultimate redpill
>tfw virgin but 100k job
atleast i can afford the stuff i want, except love
>Jow Forums
Its true, and the best part is all these virgins are going to be so fucking disappointed if they ever actually have sex.
all good women by 21 are taken. by 25 you are left with whores. by 30 you are left with desperates
>29yo
>30yo
>tfw only 25yo virgin
see ya later losers
Just date a 18-20 year old girl when you are 30. Problem solved. Plus girls LOVE older men.
>just date a 18-20 year old girl
>just B you're self
>just be unpoor
It's really that simple. I use to be a defeatist fag like you but if girls aren't interested in you then maybe you are the problem and not them. You want to continue your bloodline? Then you gotta work for it. No girl is just going to spread her legs because you are some nice guy.
he cute
Women are great but why would you have children? The world seems pretty cruel desu. Also if you are paying rent and have at least a 8 incher there is no excuse brother.
>I'm never going to try to get what I want because of these excuses I made up
I've only had sex with one girl maybe like 20 times, that was over 3 years ago. I feel like I might as well consider myself a virign again at this point.
>if girls aren't interested in you then maybe you are the problem and not them.
No shit Sherlock.
>27 year old Virgin
You’ve passed thru the portal...no going back my fren
>tfw 30yo virgin
happy birthday op
getting a blowjob is definitely better than using you or someone else's hand
I'm 24 and a virgin. I think about seeing an escort all the time. Sydney Cole is one of my favorite pornstars and is coming to my city in a couple weeks. It would be awesome to see her but I'm too paranoid to give out personal info.
>tfw you read a sowjet Business Board everyday, getting your advice from NEETS who never got their benis wet.
God I hate this Board, why I'm still here?
Banning girls born earlier than 2005 really renewed the girl cuteness and hottness after most wymyn my age hit the wall. Like holy shit there is a huge difference between a 12 year old and a 22 year old. That the fuck happens in that time period especially after she turned legal.
the guy who wrote that seems furious at the fact that he has never seen a vagina
Quite the opposite.