/smg/ - Stock Market General

Schutzstaffel cookies edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

earningswhispers.com/calendar?sb=p&d=3&t=all&v=s
youtube.com/watch?v=-HjFA1zbtFs
youtube.com/watch?v=QwWSVON2gF4
youtube.com/watch?v=ylBAiH8tJJ0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

For everyone looking for dividends on blue chips why not wait till the dust settles?

serious question for all of you stock people: do you also own crypto, or trade it? or are you all in traditional stocks? it doesn't make sense to me personally to trade stocks given how less volatile they are and how much less money you could make with them, but i can see holding them as you would a 401k being useful for the long term.

Can some fortune teller please tell me what price ACB will be when it lists on NYSE?

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What uranium stocks do you hold?

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Digits confirm green monday.

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20-30% crypto

confirmed

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Watching JoJo Golden Wind at 8:00 CDT if anyone else is deathly bored.

People don't panic if you see a little red Monday, next week could seesaw all over the place easily. What matters is how it all adds up in the end.

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Me just debating how much should start CDA
This dip pretty delicious exp since been waiting for buy since 2 month ago

Wish someone knew better buy in strats tho

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Both.

Traded a lot of shitcoins last year and still holding some aswell as BTC but learning to trade stocks and be profitable on a consistent basis whether it be a bullish or bearish market is a skill that I think is very important that nobody can take from you. You can trade for speculation, you can invest for growth, you can invest for dividends.. there are so many different ways to attack the stock market aswell as futures and forex. Not saying you can't do this with crypto but lets face it, the stock market has been around for a lot longer and isn't going anywhere anytime soon and stocks are attached to companies that are real and are usually making money or in the process of starting to make money.

Also if you don't think stocks are volatile you've obviously never traded penny stocks that are trading under .05

Just gonna post interesting charts as I come across them

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Depends whether the indices keep tanking or not. Media saturation levels are high here in Canada, I noticed an increase on dude weed coverage especially today. Lots of talk about potential supply shortage (bullish). If news at the end of the day on the 17th is shops selling out within hours... that'll be some kind of something for market open the following day.

what the hell is jojo golden wind

i just dont see the point in trading microcaps when crypto exists and fills that niche very well with more profitability.

We dont talk about part 5.

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Vento Aureo, its the shitty english translation of the title. Part 5 of an anime series. If anyone comes early I guess I could play something else that doesn't require 4 previous seasons of viewing.

Stock Related, Earnings Whispers is a pretty good site to check earnings dates, should we add it to the OP during earnings seasons?

earningswhispers.com/calendar?sb=p&d=3&t=all&v=s

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I'm retarded someone already did that.

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Any free software out there that can generate Elliott waves automatically like eSignal ala
youtube.com/watch?v=-HjFA1zbtFs

I don't wanna pay $400 for that crap.
Also is it really the premier indicator out there?

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>i just dont see the point in trading microcaps when crypto exists and fills that niche very well with more profitability.
like i said, learning stocks that are traded based off of real companies is a skill that takes time to learn and is a valuable skill to have for the long run. I'm not saying that trading crypto isn't lucrative i'm just saying that it's not going to be a consistant as the stock market has been over the course of hundreds of years.

If you don't see the point i am trying to make then go ahead and keep trading crypto.. I'm sure 90% of this thread has traded crypto or still trades crypto, just alot of people know that learning stocks is a solid skill to have compared to crypto which is mainly just speculation not really investments also which is mainly still dependent on the price of Bitcoin which has been in a bear market all year.

People here trade both the ups and downs to stocks, they even bet against stock they are panning on holding for a very long period of time.. most people in crypto are just going long. Theres not much skill imo. Most people that got rich of crypto were basically lucky they caught the trend and played the bigger fool theory. I have friends that made alot of money in crypto but refuse to give it up even though they are losing money and have been for the past year but they seem to think they are genuis traders.. they aren't they were just in a bull market. Everyone is a genuis in a bull market. Again, i'm not hating on crypto it's just that money rotates and for the past year it has been rotating out of crypto and into stocks and commodities.. when money starts to get sucked out of stocks and commodities ill try to find where it's going then.. it might be crypto it might not.. but to be fixated on just one thing throughout your whole trading career sometimes is or isn't the best.. gotta adapt to the markets.

gambling with microcaps isn't a skill though, they behave almost identically to the pure speculative nature of cryptocurrencies. in fact i would go so far as to say unless you're doing serious amounts of due diligence any "skill" in short term trading on the stock market is no more applicable than the same kind of trading in cryptocurrencies.

>Colorado game is blacked out here so I have to watch the Leafs and Capitals play instead
At least I get to watch hockey. Literally the only bad part of living in Southeast Texas is the lack of hockey.

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>gambling with microcaps isn't a skill though
again.. you've obviously never traded them. It very much is a skill. Learning how shells work aswell as different types of debt and how it relates to stock price is something you probably wouldn't understand because you have never actually traded them.

If you think microcaps are a gamble then what the fuck is crypto?

You've never traded a reverse merger have you? you've never traded a microcap that is in line to get government grants for the study of drugs to cure particular diseases have you? or a biotech waiting FDA approval?

You have no clue what you are talking about kid. coming in here to talk about your crypto reeks of desperation.. that bear market getting the best of you? lol

Yikes

yeah.. he's obviously a troll nobody can be this retarded.. i'm done replying to the kid

and yet the price of microcaps is entirely determined by speculative forces. its not like you're betting on some pharma company with fundamentals, you're just gambling away but unaware of it.

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No one talking about microsoft in here? Its hitting a trillion dollars by year end. Screenshot this post

why won't you guys just let the fucking market crash?

She has the best face of any milf I’ve found but sadly her tits are disgusting.

Gotta pump those interest rates up, those are rookie rates.

UEC, URA, UUUU

UEC goes down to $1.00 a share every new year, so its a nice comfy long term hold

eh, about 10% to 15% crypto for me

I usually buy in a bunch friday after markets close, then selll before markets open on monday, so i can get my weekend trading gambling fix

just write a script for it, it only costs you time, and its not like your being productive with your time anyways if your shitposting on a saturday evening

movie tonight? we should watch Oh Brother Where Art Thou? if theres nothing else lined up

who cares, ass/thighs is where its at

most girls look better if they are wearing a bra/half a shirt when you fugg anyways

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The market can crash after i cash out, for that i need a bounce back play. Juts give me a green monday. Then you can have your crash.

screen shotted.
putting 75% of my networth into it.

Later sk8rs.

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Personally I like a balance and total nudity. I miss squeezing her tit as hard as I can when I cum.

Shorting your sex life.

>>Personally I like a balance and total nudity. I miss squeezing her tit as hard as I can when I cum.
thats what her throat is for

or holding her hair so she cant get off of you while you finish inside her...

agreed

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>just write a script for it
Nevermind, it's useless anyways for DT/ST.

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T-thanks
Yea that’s where the other hand goes

Microsoft be a trillion for real. Hope you guys dont get too down when it pops near a trillion after this upcoming earnings guidance. Dont say i didnt warn ya

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>panick

I think an old meme might be due for a pump soon. They recently received a delisting warning from Nasdaq.

Forex is a scam, isn't it?

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I want it to correct. Not crash.

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this, but not after I get some pumps out of my tqqq on Monday

Currencies fluctuating in relation to one another is not a scam, you just don't understand how it works. Moral of the story, don't put money where you don't have knowledge. Many investors won't even invest in industries if they are not intimately familiar with them.

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if we don't get a lower low before this thing is done I will literally stop investing, and accept it isn't for me. I will be absolutely shocked if it doesn't happen

Where do I go to list/filter all stocks by dividend payout ratios and dividends?

All signs point to yes. There literally has not been a single place that didnt run out of weed on the first day of rec sales.
Colorado was restricting people to buying 1 ounce per person for $600 and still ran out.
Tuesday funday boys.

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still better than erc20

Is it "zero sum game"? I mean those exchanges for retail traders, that popped up last years like mushrooms.

Also I watched a vid with Anton Kreil, where he says they bet against you, i.e. conflict of interest.

That did not answer my question.

dividend.com you fucking retard

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In addition to pic related; We have a 'carry trade'. There is even a section in the babypips school on that topic. You borrow money from a low-interest currency (the japanese yen, prominently), and buy money from a high-interest currency (very popular in the last years: the australian dollar).

The classical economic reaction of the japanese central bank would be to raise their interest rates (because more people are demanding japanese yen, higher demand means higher prices, eg. higher interest to pay for the item 'yen'). The japanese bankers don't raise their interest rates because they want to stimulate their economy.

For the carry trade, who pays you your profit? The ultimate answer would be: The populace of Australia (they pay you the surplus interest), and the populace of Japan (by being denied proper interest on their money)

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>up 4.6%
>still going up in after hours
the weekend is the best

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You have to pay to get the full list and they don't let you filter by dividend payout ratio. retard.

If you don't wanna pay money for convenient things you have to dig a little thats life. If you are bothered that much try scrolling down like 1-3 more search results man.

TU

What do y'all think of owning both the stocks and the etf's that "track" the stocks(more less the sector as a whole but still)?

Thanks, was wondering if there was a free option, but I'll just do some digging or pay.

Its double dipping, I've done it before. Its more or less just saying "I like this stock in particular" while still limiting risk by not having too much weight in it. Like buying SPY, it has like 5% of its value in Apple, so maybe you buy a few more shares of Apple to increase your own personal stake.

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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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>weak hands

topkek, more cheap shares for me

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This is pure speculation and I have no stake in Ford, but if their earnings miss by the already low expectations I can see the decrease in stock price making them an appealing buyout target for all these companies developing "self driving cars" who lack the production capacity of an established car manufacturing brand. In the event this all went down I could see a 10-15% price drop followed by a near doubling in value. Regardless until I have more to go on than a fucking hunch all I'm interested in is stock for the X Pricing plans cause I'm a truckfag.

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Can we watch something good tonight?

Yeah can we watch something trading related?

preferably something that relates to my drug/alcohol/gambling addiction

I don't have anything ready today because I took a long road trip
We can watch whatever link someone has that works

The good thief?

But I still got my 100 shares with dividends reinvested.

I'm not really worried about Ford. I mean, how can an iconic American company just die? R-right?

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>sears just filed for bankruptcy.

user...

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Trucks are falling out of style, it really only holds markets in the south and even still Millennials don't like them as much as they used to down here. They will always have a niche, but will they ever come back into style?

boiler room!

player 5150 !

You don't cheer for the Stars?
Also: Go Jackets

youtube.com/watch?v=QwWSVON2gF4

probably one of most flashy and highly technical runs of all time

That's too bad. I really thought they had something with the C-MAX. I don't own one, but we have a bunch of them at work. Good fuel efficiency, comfortable, good visibility all-around. The only thing I don't like about it is its huge turn radius, especially given that it's such a tiny car.

>>But I still got my 100 shares with dividends reinvested.
very nice, you do know of ford's shareholder prices on dealership purchases right?

>but will they ever come back into style?
they still havnt gone out of style, millennials need them so they can haul their kayaks, bikes, and animals, ectera around (even if F-350's or F-750's sell less)

t. millenial with a crappy truck because cars cant fit shit in the back

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Redpill me about the Ichimoku System.

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>sell stock
>instantly buy different stock with unsettled funds
how fucked am I lads?

its a good trading system that gives you many different ways to enter and exit trades depending on your trading style!

Sounds like a Japanese scam

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>very nice, you do know of ford's shareholder prices on dealership purchases right?
I have. I'm not in the market for a car now or in the near future though, and I prefer sedans, so we'll have to see what Ford will be like down the road. I'm hoping that they decide to make cars again.

Hope youre Ready for the green week

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anyone?

its nothing special really, its just a modded, pretty version of 3 EMA strategies

100% chance red Monday

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Ford F150 sales dont come from consumers they come from fleet operation and the f150 is the most cost effective full sized truck around, mellenial appeal doesnt impact comercial sales. Fyi the west that isnt the west coast loves trucks.

what the problem here ?_?

I do it all the time, you just have to wait the now 2 days for the original funds to settle those stocks are considered "freeriding" look it up

100% CHANCE OF BLOODY RELUCTANT FACE

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Anyone else all in on Alteryx?

Just down sell it until the proceeds from the original sale settles first. I learned that when I got a warning letter from Schwab when I first started, lol.

*don't.
Not "down".

Cars are really what's on the way out at the moment. SUV's and Trucks are way more popular now despite being hella pricy compared to cars in the new and especially used market. Ford is smart to get the hell out of economy cars since the market is withering back and the competition has every demographic fielded better than Ford. But Ford has an insane prescense in the Truck space and their plans to bring the damger ranger will help push people who want something even less than the f-150 behind a truck wheel.


This coming from a guy who can not fucking stand the Ford brand it's a very smart move and Ford has weathered horrid times like '08 while declining the auto bailout. I do not get how people see it as a bad move.

I....it no like me want to get bloody or a...anything @_@

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In other words, we are watching Ella Cinders

Big gains soon, we'll all be able to achieve our lifes goal of being late 1800s capitalist caricatures get hype

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youtube.com/watch?v=ylBAiH8tJJ0

Weekly Cio video reminding bears they are retarded and cant SPX
BUY THE DIP

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