Try to sign up for a bank this afternoon

>try to sign up for a bank this afternoon
>won't let me because I'm not a citizen
already have the complaint drafted. the only reason I haven't sued is because it's Saturday. $4000 in statutory damages here we goooo

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You have to go back Pedro

no

Whats your moonshot here, 4k? Try lower for the pitty play

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4k is the minimum the court can award for a discriminatory policy.

wheres the discrimination?

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are you legal?

checked

time to go back to bakistan pajeet, your shitting buddies are waiting

Yes, but it doesn't matter.

Sorry you can't read.

This is a pop quiz, you'll have to actually prove this in court Juanito.

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Little Pedro is tough one the internet but a total bitch in real life. You got bossed around by a fucking bank teller and now you're crying racism about it. This why nobody likes brown people.

Hey Alejandro, try opening an account in your home country instead of taking up precious data space that could be used by the white folks of America

You're gonna get deported Carlitos. Please turn in that complaint.

I know the last time you've seen a courtroom was probably when you got your third DUI, but the actual response is that their policy of denying non-citizens a bank account is facially discriminatory in violation of state and federal law.

If I didn't get deported after the last $165,000 I won from lawsuits over the last two years, I don't think I'll have a problem this time.

You would have been deported before you made your first case, you larping sad sack.

What compels you to come to Jow Forums and lie about making thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits? What do you have to gain other than us telling you that we know you're lying?

>anyone getting deported ever
Heh. I'm sorry that the truth hurts so much.

You don't think illegal pieces of shit like you get flushed back to their shitholes of a home country every day?

itt: deluded LARPING spic thinks ICE won't eventually nab him

Oh, yeah, ICE is on the hunt for permanent residents. I'm sure they'll get around to visiting me once I give them all of my personal information and exactly where I live, which I do every time I move.

I'm an immigration paralegal btw. How does it feel to be speaking with someone who delays removal proceedings for literal decades while the respondents' anchor children turn 21 and become eligible to petition for them?

I hope you fail and get deported in the process

Sorry! Not going to happen.

Your actions are assuring to all Americans that there's nothing to fear from immigration. Well done for upholding yourself to such a strict standard. Good luck user.

Yeah, living like a white man sure feels great.

based fellow beaner. keep making these fags salty its funny

build the wall.

I'm actually Singaporean lmao.

even better

>He lives in a country he's not a citizen of
At least weebs appreciate a culture they admire from a distance. You actually moved to a land you don't belong in, to participate in a culture your ancestors had no hand in building, to leech societal benefits from the people who deserve them by birthright. You're scum.

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At least try to make your LARP believable...

I know that you desperately want to be white, like all the other shitskins, but white men don't sue over discrimination like fucking kikes and uppity shitskins.

While in CANADA, our cuck politicians force bankers to pay 100-200 bucks for refugees, non-citizens to sign up for banks.

And yet that "scum" as you call them is able to dominate the countries they get in.
What's it like being such a bitch you can't keep out "scum" who makes it great in your bitch country and even gets benefits for not being white by your own government while fucking your slut women because they think brown men are fashionable now? HAHAHA

They do!

Anyone who is proud of getting anything by birthright is subhuman. I'm happy to expropriate it.

(you)'s make up for what he lacks in likes on fagbook

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God bless, my chinks fren. Show these whitecucks who is the boss.