I was excited

>I was excited.
>Found out i needed metamask.
>No problem, downloaded, installed, signed up.
>Found out i also needed a fun pass. No problem, ill sign up.
>Whoops, need to download an app called yoit or voit ot something. Sure, ill do that.
>Need to upload a video of me reading some words, kinda fun!
>Ah, now i need to wait for it to be approved. 5 minutes, i can use this time to buy eth which i can use to buy FUN.
>Oh, its done, now i need to upload my passport.
>Need to wait for approval, sure.
>Now my eth is in binance, i can buy fun now.
>Ok got my fun. Now i need to use the app to get approved for a funpass!
>Got it! Now i can wait for my withdrawal to metamask to clear.
>Finally i can join the game lobby.
>How fast should i set it up? Dont want to wait up to 30 minutes so I'll go with medium.
>Ok, setting up a session! Should be in any minute, ill go grab a beer.
>Error, session not found.
>What? No problem, ill refresh and set up a new one.
>No tokens in metamask?
>Error, session in use, please wait 2 hours for session to be closed.
>Finish beer, go to bed.
>No casino for me.

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masterful description of why this shit will never be mainstream. I'm sorry user, you've been conned.

I read this the other day you guys are pathetic.

Yeah we are fucking doomed lmao. I'm going to build shit that doesnt use good guy regulations

funfags on suicide watch

Just go to your local indian casino. Gambling is always better in person anyways. Except for poker. That shit can be a rush online.

it exists.. see etherflip.co, etherdice, ethbet etc

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DAMN THIS LITTLE SKANK AHHHH

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WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE AN ONLINE POKER CASINO??? ITS THE MOST POPULAR GAMBLING GAME! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO THROW DICE AGAINST A CPU?!

could've just bought zerth or something lmao