>I was excited.
>Found out i needed metamask.
>No problem, downloaded, installed, signed up.
>Found out i also needed a fun pass. No problem, ill sign up.
>Whoops, need to download an app called yoit or voit ot something. Sure, ill do that.
>Need to upload a video of me reading some words, kinda fun!
>Ah, now i need to wait for it to be approved. 5 minutes, i can use this time to buy eth which i can use to buy FUN.
>Oh, its done, now i need to upload my passport.
>Need to wait for approval, sure.
>Now my eth is in binance, i can buy fun now.
>Ok got my fun. Now i need to use the app to get approved for a funpass!
>Got it! Now i can wait for my withdrawal to metamask to clear.
>Finally i can join the game lobby.
>How fast should i set it up? Dont want to wait up to 30 minutes so I'll go with medium.
>Ok, setting up a session! Should be in any minute, ill go grab a beer.
>Error, session not found.
>What? No problem, ill refresh and set up a new one.
>No tokens in metamask?
>Error, session in use, please wait 2 hours for session to be closed.
>Finish beer, go to bed.
>No casino for me.
I was excited
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masterful description of why this shit will never be mainstream. I'm sorry user, you've been conned.
I read this the other day you guys are pathetic.
Yeah we are fucking doomed lmao. I'm going to build shit that doesnt use good guy regulations
funfags on suicide watch
Just go to your local indian casino. Gambling is always better in person anyways. Except for poker. That shit can be a rush online.
it exists.. see etherflip.co, etherdice, ethbet etc
F
DAMN THIS LITTLE SKANK AHHHH
WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE AN ONLINE POKER CASINO??? ITS THE MOST POPULAR GAMBLING GAME! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO THROW DICE AGAINST A CPU?!
could've just bought zerth or something lmao
You mean Etheroll. The absolute standard of dice games. I'm still getting paid out quarterly in ETH from them. Unbelievable how it hasn't taken off.
yeah but are you even making more than 1 eth? otherwise whats the point, you're risking too much for nothing in return
Why didn't fucking Jez tell us his fucking casino would be KYC garbage last year when we all invested?
Because as it stands, Funfair casino is the worst fucking casino in crypto. Why the fuck would anyone use it over or
At least I didn't get in too deep. I think another bullrun could at least give most of us a little bit of profit unless you bought in Dec/Jan.
because he is a greedy nigger. he always goes silent when pressed with questions regarding frozen tokens under funfair's control. the entire operation revolves around the benefit of the founders with zero regard for token holders, they never put their own asses on the line.
And there are tons of casinos coming up on eos, with no kyc or fate channels + free transactions.
source?
Christ I hate fucking endlessly loading captcha on firefox. Accidentally posted on the wrong board because of it. Was meant for /e/.
What I was going to say was I feel like dumping all my Fun just to spite Jez. I've heard rumors his tokens will be unlocked soon too so he can dump on the market the fat cunt. I dunno if it's stupid to hold right now because Fun is basically at the bottom. But another bull market for BTC will definitely make this pump up a few cents.
I just wish I had dumped during the big pumps on Christmas and New Years. But we were told good news was coming in a week and I held. Then there was delays in the news and it dumped. Fuck Jez.
ICE!
SINGLE WEEKS!
fat fucking NIGGER
bitdice niggas. waycbetter casino
>I just wish I had dumped during the big pumps on Christmas and New Years. But we were told good news was coming in a week and I held. Then there was delays in the news and it dumped. Fuck Jez.
They were certainly good at dangling that carrot
you could just buy BCH and play on satoshidice.com
it's neat but centralized
DAMNIT THIS PISSED ME OFF!
FUN is the ONLY fucking thing I've lost money on.
>FUN is the ONLY fucking thing I've lost money on.
did you get into crypto after March 2018?
No, Feb 2017. I am still (sometimes barely) in the black on everything else.
drop everything with KYC, just saying
Seriously what is the purpose of the fun token anyway? could you not literally just make+deploy a single lightweight smart contract with a “provably fair” diceroll function that has a 50% chance of either spitting out double of any ETH sent to it, or eating your money?
I honestly don’t understand because one of my buddies who founded a startup building a platform on ethereum, has jerked off about Funfair before saying despite the less-than-world-changing purpose of the project, they’re one of the most technically advanced in the entire ethereum dev community, with their own working sidechain, and all this shit
funfair was legit a year and a half ago, it died a slow and pathetic death a long time ago. it was revolutionary and now it's shit. simple.
Ok.....what was revolutionary about it
it was the first casino product to implement state channels and their "white label" approach theoretically enabled them to get around regulations, but instead they waited too long so they got surpassed and they cucked on the KYC/regulations. now it's fucked.
why the fuck would you give anyone in the cryptospace your passport information.
>Except for poker. That shit can be a rush online.
Yea it sure is fun when you have pocket aces and raise pre flop only for an idiot to call you with Jack Ten and have him hit a full house on the flop.
Online poker is the biggest scam on Earth.
come voice your opinion here. Jez is online and answering questions: t.me/FunFair_Official
Just look at the eos dapp radar. It’s pretty much the only use case for eos Atm.
based Brahmin
first time I'm seeing this, thank you so much for posting user. I'd send you some FUN if I hadn't sold it all a week ago, all I have is some brap for your trouble
Who was right, Jow Forums?
this guy doesnt really have an argument
we all know FUN was slow for roll out, and his argument about FUN providing financing am retarded, like being financed am a crime or something
>token is completely worthless and has no reason to exist
>this guy doesnt really have an argument
how would FUN get financing with out a token dummy?
>how would FUN get financing with out a token dummy?
Who gives a shit? That is obviously not the point. The point is that the token is worthless to speculators.
uhhh it is the point, how does FUN develop a product (which is 10000% better than all competition atm) for free?
people cant do things for free like you expect them to do apperantly
>uhhh it is the point, how does FUN develop a product (which is 10000% better than all competition atm) for free?
Who gives a shit? That is, again, not the point. The point is that the token is worthless to speculators.
>b-b-b-b-b-but they wouldn't have been able to make it for free!
that's not even true (see also: every other blockchain casino ever) and even if it were it would not matter because it's not the point.
>which is 10000% better than all competition atm
Right, which is why so many people are using it, right?
>token is completely worthless and has no reason to exist
>that's ok because Jez needed my money
>something that helps make a product is worthless
thats what you sound like
all other blockchain casinos are trashy looking and running flash tier products, show me something that looks better than FUN
NO ONE IS USING THE GOD DAMN CASINO! I NEED THIS COIN TO GO BACK TO 15 CENTS TO BREAK EVEN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nobody is here because they altruistically want to donate money to a wealthy individual and create a mediocre KYC-required blockchain casino you complete autist
kek then they shouldn't be in venture capitalism then idiot
venture capitalists aim to make money
you have been shilling this trash for at least months and I know for a fact you lost your ass on it, if you are the original reluctant kneepad girl
so kek @ you, m'lady
>they got rid of Token burn because MUH SECURITIES
Jesus christ, fuck Jez. Fuck this stupid fucking cunt. I am legit mad at him for being such a faggot about this. Funfair just lost the last thing going for it.
Why the fuck does the US throw such a shitfit over Securities?
blockchain products that acknowledge regulations are a contradiction full stop
changing the subject once your trash arguments were rekt, typical
>I've responded to everything you've said
>you've responded to literally nothing
sick reaction image brah
After reading this thread I decided to buy even more.
How stupid do you think I am? I'm not falling for such a laughable stunt. You shills are pathetic.
>casinos are already provably fair
They're not.
yikes
christ getting pajeeted this hard, fun is over
you cant even read either, pathetic
how much did you lose lmao
why'd you stop talking like a retard?
stop breaking character
9 cents here
I am JUSTed beyond believe.
15 cents here. It hurts.
This is the thing, and it must be said. Why go to all this effort? Why?
Why start a thread on Jow Forums posting loads of fake news about a coin you apparently don't like. Do you really expect me to believe you're concerned about my financial wellbeing?
You've already shown everyone here that you're willing to lie through your teeth
>casinos are already provably fair
They're not, not in the slightest. Not to the extent that funfair is. This line is a complete lie.
A man who cares about my wellbeing isn't going to dedicate his time to lie to me. So what's the reasoning? Is it because you're trying to shake off my bags? Or is it because funfair just release EIGHT more countries (including Asian giants Japan and South Korea) to their casino list. Cause guess what pal? I didn't buy more in response to the news, I just bought more in response to this truly pathetic attempt at shilling.
You're an absolute joke of a human.
>fake news
>thinking casinos are already provably fair
Go do that thing where you change your connection on another device and reply to one of my posts. It happens every thread when I talk to you. And I know it's the same people.
>too technically illiterate to understand how FUN even works
how heavy are those bags kek
I wonder why OP started this thread.....
Getting salty ey?
All your "really hard work" getting undone by a dork on a mobile.
That's the thing about an imageboard that's totally anonymous with no up/down-vote function. I can call you put for the pathetic sack of shit you are with very little effort.
>getting undone by a retard making meaningless assertions with nothing whatsoever backing them
en.wikipedia.org
thebitcoinstrip.com
This does not require a blockchain, you idiot.
>completely ignoring the fact you can't get cheated on the funfair platform
While we're on the topic of addressing points, why don't you tell everyone here why you've created this thread.
Go on. Give everyone an inside look into your compassionate reasons for starting this thread.
I'm not OP, retard
>thinking I care about IDs
Even if you're not. Share with us your reasoning for going to such great lengths to inform everyone of how "crap" funfair is?
So why'd you have to lie then?
And why'd you go to such lengths to lie on the day they announce all the new countries they've added to the operation.
>So why'd you have to lie then?
feel free to provide counterarguments
Yeah this pajeet is retarded
This isn't an argument anymore. This is me calling you a liar and outting you for being subhuman garbage.
The pajeet doesn't have arguments either, hes just bitter he bought FUN wo understand it
Everything he said was objectively true which is why I posted pictures of the discussion.
feel free to make an argument anytime
>completely ignoring the fact you can't get cheated on the funfair platform
The post to which you're responding addresses that directly. I'll spell it out for you: you don't need FunFair to have provable fairness. The only advantage of FunFair is trustless escrow, which is, again, not unique to the platform.
Unless you're an actual brainlet who bought in December. Who the fuck would be bitter about this project?
I haven't lost any money on this project. We're back at pre bull run prices. I'm in the process of accumulating more. Feel free to get left behind lmao.
>thinking I argue with shills who get paid to argue
I'm just responding to your posts and calling you a liar so other anons can see that you're full of shit. In all seriousness it'd be better if you just didn't respond to my posts.
>this thread
Goodbye shills.
Also buy funfair it's an exciting project that solves a use case fiat can't. OP and his gang want to keep prices low because they're worried about the inevitable rise of the platform.
Oops!
meanwhile you can gamble like a bastard in less than a minute on eos.
Just set up scatter and go for it. If you dont have an account yet use eoslynx on your phone.