/smg/ - Smile Market General

GRIN MOTHERFUCKER edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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I checked my portfolio this morning and all my cash was gone. Almost gave me a heart attack. Turns out I just had to refresh the app

we /bull/ now

is it wise to put 400 dollers into SQQQ? is this a good ETF?

originally I was gonna buy VISA and dudeweeds but now the futures have all gone RED

Markets gonna crash
1) NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME

WHATS THIS BUSINESS ABOUT a fed announcement today someone please help im mentally retarded

UVXY or SQQQ??

does /smg/ like ishares ITA?

Reposting

NEET here with a fuckload of money due to reasons. I have zero experience with stocks, but I'm like to dip my toe into buying some just for fun. I'm talking about spending >$1000 because I'm also a cheapass who is risk averse; how difficult is it to get into actually buying stocks? Other than "buy low, sell high" what is the one piece of (good, not meme) advice that I should know?

fuck this green week,fuck trump and fuck white people

never buy anything that tripfag planes shills.

Buy visa and if it crashes down tomorrow then double up.

cool thing about visa is because its such a big company nothing bad can happen long term, and you would expect a pretty quick big rebound after the market stabilizes so you actually want it to go down so u can get it on sale like right now.

Anyone else buy MNGA

Thank you, bros. Didn't expect good advice. Have a qt Swift on me for it.

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no worries user; long term visa is a slow burn, they will slowly grow but theyre already so huge,

i wouldnt hold visa too long after they reach their previous heights following a crash

also research everything, pretty much everything tht gets posted here is retarded nonsense so take everything with a LARGE grain of salt including what im telling you right now

kek I always take posts here with a grain of salt. What do you guys thinking about buying cheap stocks to see if you can get lucky with the making huge gains? I was thinking of investing in some pot companies, but I've likely missed the boat. I really do plan on treating this like a drunken gamble; I DO want to make money but I'm not going to be on suicide watch if I blow it.

legal today in leafland. i expect major dump.

Yeah I'm in Cuckistan which is why it was on my mind. Ah well.

I made a killing with TSLA the last days, what should i buy now ?

BGFV, MPX or CRON ??

IQ on the up and up. Earnings soon, Trump and Xi meeting soon, Netflix rocketing up helps it as well.

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why are pot stocks dropping? I wanted to sell today but I get shited on

I was warned by a friend about you.

NIO for potential moonshot

It is all about uncle Powell and how he views the doings of the Wall Street bois.

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NIO is looking good

Whatever you say, I’m not shilling for you to buy, it’s dangerous to gamble ERs unless you really believe in a company, but for those interested/already invested in China it’s good to keep time tables in mind.

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the cancer trip fag goes by "planes" user.

Oh yeah, still sorta buzzed. My apologies to you, .

pray4china

Netflix subscription count rocketed. That means people aren't leaving their houses. They're stuck inside their homes. glued to their TV and computer screens. People are checking out of society. Work, come home and watch movies play video games and shop online.

Signs of a healthy society.

Go to the educational section on the sticky and go through everything. If your a trust fund baby with over 100k I caution you to learn more than most before you start. Because upon your start you have more to lose to greed/retarded trades.

>in the OP

Microsoft hitting a trillion dollar marketcap on the bounce after their next earnings.

52 week high of 116 price needed for a trillion dollars 130 only 14 to go from ath. Dont say i didnt warn you guys

Yeah
Even if revenues are stagnant, they are gaining viewers. NFLX must be giving away free subscriptions to attract people.

There is a high chance those NPCs will keep their subscriptions.

Besides, margins are improving despite that viewership gain. Market feels explosive profitability is near

Most the new subs are international

DUDE

WEEEEEED

that is the point of tech companies: the wet dream of globalists

$1,000+ is fuck all. Should be at least $10,000+, if you have a fuckload.

Never ever sell low. Unless it literally looks terminal and unsalvageable, stocks mostly recover given a long enough time period.

Look for some stocks that are still cheap from the latest market fall. Investing into indexes through ETFs are a safer option.

> When confidence is high, the 10-year bond's price drops and yields go higher because investors feel they can find higher returning investments and do not feel they need to play it safe.

Wouldn't yields go higher if there was lot of uncertainty too, where current money is in higher demand than later money?

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$CRON is gonna moon, r-right?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH AURUA CANNABIS
TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TGE DAY I DUMPED
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

BONDS WERE SUPPOSED TO DROP!!!!

BagholderJUSTinaire

SHLD run-up today

You CAN'T liquidate a company whose business model IS liquidating themselves. 1.30 EOD

Sue the bastards for attempted manslaughter.

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I keep running out of money avaliable and then seeing more stocks I want to buy

Actually can't argue with that logic. But dont invest in a ship that is sinking while simultaneously on fire

>I have zero experience with stocks
Stay on the sidelines, kid.

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Newfags don’t know his name is COCK MONGLER

whos into AUDC earnings today? at this point looks like make it or break it

Going to be a green day boys, buckle up

Fed minutes at 2pm EST
Futures falling
Europe is red

EU COMMISSION TO REJECT ITALY BUDGET PLAN: SPIEGEL

More like a JUST day

>fuckload of money
>spending >$1000
>cheapass who is risk averse

You must be a thrill at the casino...

Soros paying them to carry on his destruction of the country plan today.

>Doump ze euro and euro bonds

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redpill me on SQQQ

I'd probably never go to one.

DELET

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Good luck boys, have a green day

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It's inverse TQQQ
When the market goes down, it goes up 3x as much as the market goes down
When the market goes up, it goes down 3x as much as the market goes up

POT STOCKS PLUNGE AS CANADA GOES LEGAL: CANOPY, TILRAY DOWN


waaaaaaaaa

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Where were you last year when states legalized in US? Same story.

sounds dangerous

and a big ol' dump right at the open. ayyy

>red

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

MY WEED STOCKS

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DUDE WEEED NOOOOO LMAO!!!

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I know those feels.

classic buy the hype sell the news. drug dealers belong in jail.

in years with two corrections, the second correction is almost always worse

Damn you FED

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wtf srsly lol?

wrong. that's dong aficionado

MY DUDE WEEDS WTF

DUUDE

genuinely curious why stocks tank like that on news? is it profit taking? i mean all these companies are only going to start making more money, right?

FUCK THIS GAY ASS MARKET

ITS ALL MANIPULATED BY WS ALGOS

it's the speculation run up.

All leveraged ETFs are dangerous

FUCK THESE GAY ASS FUCKIN BOOMER ASS BEARS MAN MAKE WEED GO UP WHAT THE HELL DUDE

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Buy the dip

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Comfy bears

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He's just being a filthy kike. Wouldn't you want someone taking your rightful place in le gas chambers?

TSLA is my hero.

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WEEDS ARE COMING BACK UP NOAW???!

Buy the dip

I got no more funds and it takes 2 days to get more

Who here buying the flash dip on AMD

MNGA is at .29 and I bought it at .29. Should I get out now???

PUMP IT!!!!!

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken....pamp it!

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Add dudeweed to that

Buy the dip guys
It's ok

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Hey, that is okay. Nothing wrong with being on the sideline. It's a good time to learn.
I've already spent my allowance for the week, so I'm watching DUDE WEED and looking for a healthcare stock I like.