/smg/ - Stock Market General

Life’s greatest pleasures edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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First for dude weed

Damn, the kek40 is the only exchange green today.
Boooooooooooooooogs

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I have 300 euros
How do I become a day trader living on dividends?

I totally saw a guy getting head, does that make me crazy?

Baggy is not the OP on TLT demolition day? >Disgusting Normie Bread Edition

first for chinese swamp

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I see a man getting his dick sucked should I consult a psychologist ?

I see a painting of the ocean crashing against a wall, do I need help?

holy shit i see this too

> FILE DELETED
Oh no

shit the 10yr note is mooning :(

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What should I drop the leftover $20 in my account into for mega gains?

BUY WEED STOCKS NOW

Market is a bloodbath today

OTM SPY puts

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WTF BROS you told me this was green week,OUR WEEK!

Fuck this.

>I can't set another stop loss without being considered a pattern day trader

What the fuck is this shit

Hahaha, that was a pretty good one thanks OP

I thought you'd be a happy faggot given that you're a bearfag and the stock market correction and all

Thanks for protecting me, SEC! :^)

Thanks, Obama

No you idiot, everybody is selling to go into bonds, they're supposed to sell it all.

UK anons what broker do you use? I dont wanna have to deal with boomer bullshit trying to sign up.

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bonds are good shit tho

if spy doesn't reach new lows, potential upward movement. Tlt ain't gonna crash that bad.

too many fake rallies can it just crash completely already?

Lack of facial recognition is a sign of autism.

nah man, you should be taking this opportunity to buy the equities, they're heavily undervalued and bonds still have more room for higher yields.

4 dubs

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

Good times to lock in some solid dividend growth companies like ITW, AOS, AAPL, MSFT, etc. IBM cheapies too. Cost Averaging is also your fren

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> undervalued
they're not really tho everyone else Yurop and China are crashing to 2-3 year lows once the US does that then I'll consider it undervalued

pumdump it.

that's because their economies suck dick, America's economy has never been stronger.

imo America's economy is strong in a meme sense not in a real sense

T. Europoor

>not dumpump

you missed your one chance

Am not. America's gains are thanks to consumers buying more shit which is temporary desu it's not as if the trade gaps are being bridged with China or anything or the defecit is getting any lower

bobos cute!

who else buying $NUE today?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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fuck.

only if you promise BABA will go back to $210 in a month

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MNGA has been steadily performing better yesterday and today. Wonder if it will keep improving

REEEEEEE
This dam bear day is holding my weed stocks back

maybe, X as well?

Anyone have experince in REITs? I see MFA has cheap stocks and 10 % divs ... will this be the key to mega gains in the future to make my momma proud?

REEEE how am I supposed to protect my profits

Educate me on IPOs. Specifically what percentage tank on opening. Cause it looks like most of them do.

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wtf happened to video gaem stocks?

O, CIO, ARR, DOC are nice
DEA is newer one, 2017 ipo I think, but maybe not as demonstrably solid as the other guys
A good cloud one is IRM

focus less on high yield and more on div growth. but if you're going high yield, make sure its a company that's safe (FRT, O, PBA, STAG, MAIN, STOR, DOC, DLR, IRM) and not some shit stock who's yield is unreasonably high compared to the other financial fundamentals

t. globalist shill

It's illegal to make money unless you already have money basically.

>open phone to check time
>End up buying more tilray like a retard
>Forget to check time

Biz why am I like this

where a watch you homo erectus

Who is the most JUSTed person in this general right now?

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Don’t worry user I’ll make a few calls it’ll be heading to the moon soon

To annoying with long sleeves homo normalkindahomo

Big5Guy

why would you even buy stocks? Just keep your portfolio in cash you literally never lose

Baggie?

by some of your other retarded posts, I can't tell if you're joking or you're serious and don't understand the concept of inflation

Im hodling CLDT. Happy so far but im looking to unload.

You seem to not understand the concept of not buying stocks at all time highs with orange man starting a trade war with China and shit

>orange man
NPC detected

1. On average over the long haul, we hit an ATH every 15 days
2. This isn't a trade war yet
3. You must be jew here

$NUE is superior to $X and is also more bear-proof during down periods

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Give meme stocks for me to buy while in class.

Who could be behind this post?
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Yeah. It's me isn't it goys.

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he doesn't have much money in the game. I'm down 100k from ATH.

Not sure how this was relevant to my post

CIO looks like a solid buy to me, am i retarded in this opinion? I am new to the market

Sears, buy the dip

i want some x as a hedge, but prob will end up with more NUE

Over the long term the index goes up not individual stocks you can conceivably fuck up and baghold shit into eternity like AMD which only began recovering from 2000 levels this year.

I was planning to start buying the dip on Monday but then it went and did this shit so I'm not buying the dip yet

yup actually looks good P/E around 10, decent EPS

wouldinvest/10

i-is the b-bull over boys

are we heading for another great recession?

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just looked it up on my research tools on broker and 6 are Buy and 2 are hold. There's worse options out there

Today is a nice to get some cheap ATVI bois

yes sell everything

Buying 1000000000 shares for a total worth of 5 shares

>This dam bear day is holding my weed stocks back

Not a bad thing. If they spike up fast again it'll just create a lower high for a bull trap followed by sell off. If the dude weed is going to have a second inflation this season it needs to quietly maintain a gentle uptrend to establish the necessary support for new ath run.

Buy Canopy Rivers. It tested support three times and held.

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Pump it

Didn't he kill himself ?

is there a reason why we would go into a recession? if so I don't see it. it'd have to be some hidden bullshit but even if yuropoors go under money will just flood to our equity markets

Yes, buying 30% drawdown lotto puts on tech companies.

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trade wars with China seems to getting pretty hot Chinese will probably try to crash our market

worse, he banged a mexican tranny and got AIDS after losing his money and his model GF

Why did the dotcom bubble burst? Valuation bubbles do not need a catalyst to pop.

>SOITEC +4.5%
mah bois

That one guy who bought the stock that went down 50% in one day after saying he was a stock market expect and his research was world class

>is there a reason why we would go into a recession?

Holy fuck sometimes I forget how retarded this board is

Maybe.

Thanks for the help user

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