MEXICAN THREAD

I feel like I'm about to get roasted but fuck it.
Looking for some advice on ways to make money.
I dont seem to fit in any of the current ways you guys mention in this board.
I'm 22 yo btw
Any ideas/advice?
I just cannot find any option for me, and I'm not necessarly looking for easy money I do have a job but the wages here are crap.
A macdonalds employee in the US earns more in one day than I do in all week.
Pls help..

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Work for a Mezcal producer or start your own artisinal mezcal brand to import.

work at a foodie restuarant and learn the craft. Mexico has amazing food and chefs and the culture has really gone in that direction. Haut cuisine is huge in MX.

Coffee. coffe coffee coffee. Import coffee from Chiapas to USA distributors.

Find local products that are interesting to sell to hipster scumbags at 10x the price.

get moving

Where in MX are you, and no I'm not trying to dox you like an autist.

My thread yesterday. Anons gave me some nice ideas I'm looking onto now.

Men I wil take all that in count it really seems specially the idea of the coffee will be easier to execute or the products for reselling.

Sell expired fruit on the street corner

I live in Saltillo, Coahuila very close to Monterrey

Thanks men I will check it out!

This. Look At the niche areas for exporting to the US. The agricultural business is huge in Mexico. They’re exporting all over the world. I would not start competing by growing fruits, but rather look at ancillary products. Say coconut juice, avocado face creams. Im in the US. I’d be interested in hashing out ideas with you. I’m also looking for side income hustles. [email protected]
T. brownie

>start a business in mexico
>get extorted by indians
>refuse to pay
>get beheaded
>your head is sent to your family
>your family now gets extorted by low iq indians
>they also refuse to pay as well
>your whole family now gets raped and beheaded

If you are in mexico why even try to start a business? Just focus on not getting beheaded or raped bro, that's already impressive.

I live in Laredo, but my family (through marriage) has land in Cienega and Vallesillo. We are importing stone currently to try and sell here in the US. What skills do you have?

Hey men where do you live.
Is trading in general possible where I live?
I really been interested on trying that but also i dont think that robin hood is available here

Whats the most lucrative thing you could do with little overhang that you could export to wealthier nations?

dude, just hop the border and become a welfare leech and rapist in the US, all the Mexicans are doing it.

I live in Ukraine. I didn't fell for trading meme tho, I'm learning about crowdfunding atm. I don't have enough to invest to make stable profit and I will probably lose everything.

He lives in Ukraine. You speak English, have you thought about tutoring kids?

Idk men. Some artisanal tequila or some like that, i really dont know..
I really wish it was that easy bro, a would already have done it hahaWell is good to know that, is not like I hace a lot to invest, that is just an illusion that I have.
I do know. But I dont hace time since I work and study. I do tutoring for my classmates and I get a little bit of money out of that

Invest all you can in dividend paying stocks on the American, canadian, and mexican markets. Never sell and make sure the companies you invest in have payed dividends consistently for many years. Start paying your bills with the dividends. It'll be a trickle at first, but it gets alot better. I dumped alot of my paycheck into dividend stocks for years and my bills are payed and more by dividends. Now I take out loans to buy dividend stocks. Nearing 300k in account value, and nearly 3000 cash per month from dividends. This is how you should think. I would like to do rental real estate one day too. Also, tell all your friends that America doesn't hate mexico, we just really want you all to get your shit together and stop littering our country with people who demand we provide for them and their children. Good luck user. Hope you make a plan and make it happen.

you can't easily export alcohol. If you really want to go the mezcal route it'd be easier to make a name for yourself in Mexico and license your technique/product to an established distiller. It costs a lot of money and shit to export alcohol to the US.

What are you studying? When I was in the Navy I would teach American kids Spanish for $75/hr.

Thanks user, I will look foward into all that because im pretty much a noob in all those subjects, but in the lo long term it seems to be the bes way of making it.

I didnt know that , I really dk anything of experting really
Im an accountant student, and wow bro that a lot!

you should learn how to speak perfect english, dye your hair blonde... and then help people cross the border.

Charge them $5,000 each, and buy copious amounts of V-Chain, and then kill urself.

Start building the wall, bean breath.

Do you have a visa?

Idk any about exporting, but I been working buying hidraulic equipment for reselling, I know at least 90% english, and I been working 3 years on sells

Sux mucho verga ...hmmm yummy

hahahahaha very helpful ill keep it in mind

No I dont.

LOL mate, ESL learner here, you don't speak "90% of English"

Pick up a good B2 book, then move on to C2

work at the mcdonalds near chainlink's offices and maybe serg will pay you in chainlink

No seriously though juanita, nap time is over. Get to work.

Te chingas, te tragas tu pinche orgullo, y vives con las consecuencias de haber nacido en un país de puro puto indio pata rajada. Eres pobre porque quieres, si tuvieras un poquito de cesos ya te hubieras vuelto rico en un país de jodidos y Juan Pueblos sin ambición o la realización de que todo depende de uno. Pero ya te tardaste peneque! Disfruta de vivir jodido y frustrado. Lo único que te queda es ser un resentido social que seguirá culpando al prójimo y mamando la verga del mismo, el cual siempre siempre siempre tendrá más dinero, poder e inteligencia que tú... y aún así, ese cabron sigue siendo igual o más pendejo que tu. Enjoy life basura!

go to San Miguel de Allende
sell shit to white people
profit

Haha yeah man I really dont know how to determine that what I mean by that is that I have almost master the language.
That is the way that I would put it in my curriculum here in mexico maybe is different where you are
I have no idea what those books are but ok
Haha maybe, its all about luck

Bro, just because he's asking for advice doesn't mean that he's dead in the water. Fuck off with that negativity. Mexico has rich industries, dumb ass uneducated foreigners that have never been there just don't know about it because it's not talked about on the news or on Twitter, etc.

You probably speak it better than you type it and you type better than a large majority of Americans whose only fucking language is English.

You guys are just shitposting because you don't know anything about business yourselves and are just trying to be edgy. I'd bet money that all the negative shit is being posted by people who still live at home with mommy.

What kind of hydraulic equipment? Like tractors and shit or is it more at the component level like the cylinders and booms?

Te tomaste tu tiempo en ese mensaje de odio compadre, esta chingon todas los insultos raciales que usaste pero todos ya estan de mas gastados, si querias bajar mi moral que triste que ocupes tu tiempo en eso igual me vale verga tu insulto tan generico. No mostraste mucha inteligencia con ese comentario, osea que tu puedes ser mas pendejo que yo, pero por haber nacido en un mejor pais eres mejor? Anotado bro..

brah you said you are from ukrain and med student, go just next door to slovakia, salaries start at 1140 eurobucks / month.
Besides the money, medicine is still the same wagecuck hell though

Yeah men thanks i am actually at speaking than writing it, and i use it constantly at my job
And they are submersible pumps

Actually better

>cesos

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Muy facil. Se pone a vender el culo o se pone a vender lo que mas le gusta al gringo joto. Tu decides.

Unas pinches rodilleras y te pones a mamar verga compa. No hay mas!

Así es, porque mis Cesos son mejores que los tuyos. Mucho mejor que tus pobres tristes Cesos. Asquerosos Cesos los pocos que tienes. Y si, yo nací en un país mejor que el tuyo, se llama Tenochtitlán, y amlo va a mejorar todo por fin. A diferencia de él y sus enormes Cesos, que has hecho tu con tu triste India vida? Nada, absolutamente nada. Te insulto porque de alguien lo tienes que escuchar, y quien mejor que de tu cryptotío Gamboin, oh pequeño trocito de popis color arcoíris

You're trying really hard, but your grammar is really off so it makes you obvious.

México está lleno de violadores y delincuentes. Punto. Si alguien lo sabe onions yo, que ha vivido aquí en misiones cristianas los últimos 15 años. No aale la pena este lugar, por eso me voy a mudar de regreso a Sudáfrica , donde aprecian el valor de las cosas y como cambiar la vida de uno.

Dirty beaners are low iq, drug addict child molesters

Your grammar is still all fucked off, bro, stop.

:( oh noooooo....

Güai iu no laik mi gramer? :(

Mi gramática es la tonta perfecta. Si no sueltas el cuello de tu libro en tu vida, no es mi culpa. Si alguien a quien buscaba el domingo se reía y lloraba. y el hecho de que dejaste la casa de tu madre para ver qué hay en el mundo. que no abandonó la ciudad de Celaya o Neza, o donde su triste comportamiento todavía estaba podrido.

You're only fucking up even worse now.

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La mayor parte de la boca es muy inteligente. Si no te pierdes el cuello, tu libro en tu vida no es mi culpa. Si alguien está buscando un domingo, se entristece y llora. Y el hecho de que dejó a su madre en casa, vio el mundo. No se fue de Celaya, ni de Neza, ni cuando actuó de manera engañosa.

>The major part of the mouth is very intelligent. If you don't lose your neck, your book in your life is not my fault. If someone is looking for sunday, he gets sad and cries. And the act of him leaving his mother at home, he saw the world. He didn't leave from Celaza, or Neza, not even when he acted in a dishonest way.
Literally fucking nothing coming out of your mouth, my man.

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Onions más mexicano de lo que tú jamás seras niño. Acaso levantas?

sorry no te vamos a dar nada. yo tengo varios propiedades alla que me da 15% cada ano . la mas grande que tengo tiene de valor de 1.5 milliones USD y ellos me dan 10% al ano para ese. tienes que suiguir trabajando para senor NOSEBERG

mexico countty with vast natural resources and a population that all owns land

>plebbit

>I'm more Mexican than you'll ever be, kid. Do you even lift?

>Using breaks is reddit
Newfag trendyshit.

>nuevoputo mierda de moda

Emaiduinitrait?

Not quite, but it would depend on the dialect I think. I don't really use puto for fag that much, though I know a bunch of people that do.

I'm a cunthair north of the border though, so I don't speak like the folks down in more centralized parts of mexico. Your first one was pretty good though.

Just learn to code or something else that doesn't need capital & can be done online. I pay pajeets and philippinos up to 12 per hour USD for various things, some make a lot more with good skills. Nothing stops you from doing that. Even better, invent your own products (like apps) and generate your own income. Internet is a level playing field for that stuff.