Open offices have driven Panasonic to make horse blinders for humans

JUST

I want one, yay, now I don't have to look at their faces with my peripheral.

Wagie Stockholm syndrome.

fuck

why do burgers live like this ?

>muh freedom

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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There is a word in japanese for idiotic and unuseful invention. This is a japanese crowfunding project. Do you connect the dots, OP?

"Michael, we can't have you looking at Stacy in accounting, Mr. Shekelberg wants this project done today... now put this on and focus"

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ahahahaha

THE WAGE SHADE

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do they fasten your head as well, to prevent tilting?

>japanese world for this shit

Chindogu

There's over-ear headphones built into them. This means you probably also need to charge them or plug them in, literally shackling you to your workstation.

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OMEGAKEK

Lel

kek

when the fuck are we gonna stop paying taxes and simply start our own towns, industries, and economies
we have crypto now
decentralized enclaves when

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Holy kek

It's happening...ohnononono

Include me in the screenshot knowyourmaymay

Wouldn’t it be better to just let this open floor plan office meme die instead? Or do business leaders need this new form of Panopticon?

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Probably an unpopular opinion but cubicles are fucking underrated, what I would give to work in one.

LOLOLOLOLOL
WE ARE LAUGHING

Your link is shit
And you should feel shit

Have a look at horizen :)

Lel

It's not effective to use blinders on cagiewagie. They are different class.

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Bizonacci here. Using this in the next video.

top kek

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"And it's a good thing"

it's too fucking real. I can literally imagine wearing one of those. holy fuck wake me up from this nightmare.

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I'm not a wagekek and I will be using it. Looks comfy and productive

thanks for reminding me that i have to return to that open office nigger cattle herding pen tomorrow
unironically kmsing myself soon

Fuck that looks like chaos. How could you possibly get anything done

Bump

i want one

Jow Forums doesn't deserve you but I get you.

good luck getting employees to actually wear that shit.
i cant believe this is even real.

they're fuckin sellin these for over $200 a pop lmao holy shit

I can't believe this isn't an april fools joke

>Wear it or we'll fire you
Hey look I just got an entire company to wear it.
>M-muh workers union
As if I didn't knew you lived in Burgerstan, where you can be fired for "not fitting into company social environment"

the mad man

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Aww, what's the matter goys?
Don't you want to be more productive?
Don't you want to contribute to society?
Don't you want to contribute to my retirement fund?
Do you want to end up being a bum like those lazy NEETs?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Dropping ethernet down from the ceilings rather than putting it under the floor.

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kek saved

>cant even make eye contact with Stacy let alone flirt with her

Its fucking over.

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what's he thinking Jow Forums?

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>only 6 hours until feeding time!

>making eye contact with women
What an absolute

Bumping for the wagecucks just getting home after a hard day of waging.

All green, what does it mean?

Is there any end to the humiliation wagecucks are willing to take for a little paycheck?

wow, only $260 for a wage shade? what a deal. now I can focus and be more productive off the job as well. thank you my jewish overlords.

That must be some picture from a comedy sketch, or maybe it's a temporary situation like they moved in here for 2 months while they renovate the office.

That is just so cattle

The Virgin Side-glance vs the Chad Headturn-and-stare

Easier and cheaper to run it in the open from the ceiling. Cheap is all these fucks care about.

Wagie! Wagie!
Back to your cage!
Wagie! Wagie!
Earn your wage!

Hahahahaha, the absolute state of wagecucks.

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bump

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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I WEAR MY WAGE SHADE IN THE CAGE

Wage cage doesn't really show up very well

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Wojak near Stacies works alot better!

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Late stage capitalism

Oh my god this is perfect

toastin in ebin bread

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Why are the elites trying to dehumanize us so much? First wage cages, then benefits abolishments, now horse blinders for the open air office? Jesus christ how can people live like this

Convenience is the key here

>need this new form of Panopticon?
Doesn't make any sense when they can just monitor you computer use.
Monitor internet use at a bare minimum
Monitor individual screens if you really want scared goyim

This just looks like a mess and complete obsec fail

It's cheaper. Even cubicles would cost a few thousand for an entire floor.

>cheaper
Yeah I guess and way denser this way too
Man that looks like hell on earth.
I wonder if it's a bunch of autists who can't really focus this way, but are too scared too speak up. Or a bunch of chads who genuinely like this
I'm just glad I don't even have somebody in the cube opposite me. I can scratch my balls and pick my nose without anyone noticing.
>pic related
>balls getting itchy
>walk 1000 feet to the bathroom to scratch them
>it's filled with other bug men already
>get nervous
>leave without scratching balls

actually looking at it, what if the wagecuck closes his eyes for a longer period of time? how can the jewish slavemaster see if wagecuck sleeps?

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>how can the jewish slavemaster see if wagecuck sleeps?
>no mouse or keyboard movement for X amount of time
>automatically tasered and written up
>time spent with no Proof of Wakefulness ((TM)) automatically deducted from paycheck

KEKKKKKKK

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kek

Headset delivers electrical shock of monitored cortisol levels fall too low.

>Stacy
>Accounting

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>techcrunch.com/2018/10/17/open-offices-have-driven-panasonic-to-make-horse-blinders-for-humans/
total kekek

Capitalism fucking sucks

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nah mang, we just need white masters. It's not like they are under the same pressures of capitalistic cutthroat competition and profit that led to this state of affairs in the first place. Yes, things will be more just if we just chiselled that hook off the nose.

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>Japanese design something this dehumanizing and awful

Imagine my shock.
Glad I have the only office in my workplace.

fucking kek

SCV READY TO GO... SIR!!

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>>Japanese design something this dehumanizing and awful
>omg the japanese insects, we would never adopt any of their ideas! six sigma black belt? miss me with that shit