I JUST GOT A FUCKING PARKING TICKET

£50 fine for parking in ASDA for 10 minutes WHAT THE FUCK. How do councils get away with these fucking fees?

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they get away because they place a big fat sign at places so big muppets like you can see it.

>He lives in the UK
>He still thinks he's going to make it

Because only suckers like you get caught.

I got out of a $140 parking ticket last year.
Go to a service station closest to where you got the ticket and go inside and look for some coolant.
Buy some petrol for the same price as the coolant.
scan the receipt at home
open ms paint and copy paste, move around the numbers to change the date to around the time you got the ticket
change the petrol to the coolant you saw in the store.
print new receipt
open a claim with the ticket saying your car broke down, include a photo of the new receipt.

send some btc 1DacqTuwzzeUajNd9gHo9Uwe9HuX9bgkVt if this helped

How the fuck did you :
(a) get ticketed in an ASDA car park at all?
(b) get ticketed only 10 minutes after parking?

You are either LARPing, extra unlucky, or a total sperg who made it 100% obvious that he had no intentions of doing an ASDA shop.

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I got a ticket at a LIDL parking lot for the same thing. I never paid it. Go look it up, they've issued 700,000 tickets this year and taken nobody to court. Just don't pay it, and ignore everything they send you.
They had pictures and all. Just don't pay. Make them take you to court to pay, they never will.

>Doesn't shop at Waitrose
>Not making it

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Oi! You got a loicence for that complaint?

Because he parked and went shopping somewhere else. Car parks are watched by security. If you don’t walk into Asda after parking, you get it. Simple

>total sperg who made it 100% obvious that he had no intentions of doing an ASDA shop

My bad. Total sperg it is then

>Risking prison time to avoid a $140 ticket

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why didn't you just buy a ticket
my local asda you it refunded inside when you buy something op
asda is based

BRIT KEK
you may have a hope when you roast the roayls over a pit

I used to sell elephants in Africa to jewish prostitutes.

If you get paid £8 an hour that's only 6.25 hours of your life ;)

No I didn't shop elsewhere. I shopped in ASDA. I guess I got a ticket cause it's not free in my ASDA.

Calm down Mohammed it is a pretty common thing in white-mans culture.

low risk, high reward

Pretty sure there will be cameras showing I didnt break down and that I in fact went into ASDA. The fine is issued by the council rather than a private company.
Honestly I thought it was free, cause it used to be, and ive gone there several times recently without getting a ticket, no problems.

>he goes to ASDA instead of ordering delivery

You fucking deserve it user.

I did think about this, but for the delivery fee and the fact I don't like answering the door. The loud sudden knock triggers my anxiety, and usually I have to get up, put some clothes on and rush to get the door before the delivery guy gives up and walks away and i have to go running out onto the street calling him to come back.

kek

You know you pick the time and day of the delivery right user? I'd rather make a monthly huge order and spend 3 hours in my pyjamas waiting for a delivery, than driving and surrounding myself with dirty plebs.

Just tell them you are a free man on the land.

Fair point I think I may use this from now on

He shops at Asda. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahahah

Fuck u nigga I needed to get a tub of Celebrations and they were only £4 there.

>I needed to get a tub of Celebrations and they were only £4 there.
Wrong they actually cost you £54

>How do councils
>£50 fine for parking in ASDA


Its not the fucking council you dopey cunt. ASDA car park is private land and they can fine you for whatever the fuck they want.

So why does it say "Issued by [My] Council"? and the fine is payable on the council's official website?

ASDA car park should have nothing to do with the council. Have you checked it really is the official council website and it isn't just a scam?

Yep it's legit, it's a PCN (Penalty Charge Notice) payable on the council site. I think ASDA rents the car park from the council in some cases.

sent ;)

>private operated public car park
>paying fine

You do know those companies have zero power to do anything right? They rely on you being a thick cunt and paying without question. Its considered a contract dispute when they give you a ticket, not a fine, they need evidence of damages caused by breach of contract to request money off you. (which should be a fookin laff to prove)

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