Why are Millenials so stupid?
Why are Millenials so stupid?
Anthony Morales
Jeremiah Miller
I shamelessly agree with them. I mean look at my pooch
Jaxon Reed
Keep your mutt away from the workplace! seriously, i don't want this shit
Nicholas Howard
Nice husklet
Liam Bennett
is it eye supposed to be popped up out of it's eye socket? The dogs of today are inbreed to near disability.
Eli Bell
Wtf is wrong with its eyes. These poor dogs are being bred into anime characters.
Lucas Allen
I would happily take a pay cut so I could bring my tetras to work. I drive a truck so they might spill out everywhere but It would be nice to have them as company until they die.
Ryder Walker
They have been indoctrinated by progressivism in the public educational system.
Mason King
I'd gladly bring my pip to work, to be honest
Mason Ramirez
This. I don't want a bunch of undisciplined "fur babies" running around shitting all over everything.
Gavin Johnson
Their parents soccer mom'd them their entire life and they never had to learn to deal with shit on their own so instead of adulthood being a small transition of more responsibilities and tough breaks its all the responsibilities and tough breaks at once. They have mental break downs and need a crutch, in this case a emotional crutch. In order to deal with the stress that mom found it more important to make sure you have 3 extra circular activities then to teach you how to pay bills, balance a budget, or cook for yourself.
Isaac Myers
There is nothing wrong with him you fucks he is perfect.
Thanks user
Caleb Wood
Kind of agree with this. Seriously wished either parents, school or some government afterschool program would have taught me how to do the MOST BASIC SHIT IN LIFE. Can't believe how much trash I learned that I already forgot about and will never have to remember and they didn't even teach me how to do taxes.
Jose Hernandez
user how does he lick the peanut butter off your balls with that cone on?
Lucas Davis
I would take a $2 a day pay cut to bring my doge to work so we can shitpost together
Zachary Rodriguez
My dog gets nosey as fuck in unfamiliar environments, if I bring him to work he'll just try to wander off and probably try to eat important documents.
Owen Moore
if you fucks bring these things into the office I am quitting and this company is fucked
Sebastian Rivera
cool dog
Christopher Bailey
thats a nice doggo
Easton White
>believing this jewish lie
Not gonna make it.
Ryan Rodriguez
Millennials are using pets as a crutch to make up for their biological need to be parents which keeps going unfulfilled due to shit economics and shit ambition of the generation. We continuously postpone parenthood waiting for the "right time" that never seems to arrive, and most end up settling for an animal in the meantime.
My fiancée is like this, she loves dogs and wants a dog badly, but I think she actually just wants a baby and wouldn't be upset in the slightest if she ended up pregnant. I've seen it grow in intensity over the years we've been together, and I see the same thing in my friend's and their gfs/wives. The millennial "animal phenomenon" makes perfect sense when you think about it.
Caleb Sanders
Good for you user look after those little guys
Nathaniel Parker
Dogs are great friends to man, and corporate culture is cancer. It would be cool if work was a little more casual, and things like this were more acceptable. That said, there are obviously many work environments where this would not be appropriate at all.
Jack Brown
Same with the nigger phenomenon.
Xavier Morgan
Most millennials were given a lot as kids because most of us had boomer parents that did very well for themselves. After experiencing all of this, it would only make sense that we wouldn't want to start families until we have at least the ability to achieve the same standard of living or better. This is also why many of us will work a job and do everything we're told, but we just don't get a feeling of satisfaction and fullfillment from it.
Ethan Rodriguez
I would so I can take my pure German Shepard to work and flex on those kikes
Robert Russell
Do you not believe that demons walk among us?
The proof is here
Logan Clark
Dump your fiance. Find one who wants kids and is not afraid of having her vagina torn apart during child birth.
Jacob Parker
More like the greatest bond bull market ever fueled by easy credit has bid up asset prices to the point where you need to spend 10X+ your income on a 3 bedroom 2 bath home in most areas.
Just buy a house and raise 3 kids like your parents/grandparents did. Little do they mention stocks were trading at 10 P/E and AAA bond yields were 7%+ for these boomers.
Nicholas Harris
This is definitely another aspect of it that can explain a lot.
I never said she doesn't want kids. We both do, but just aren't planning on it anytime soon due to us both working mediocre jobs, not having stable housing, and not being married yet. The point is that "responsible millennials" keep putting off parenthood because it never seems like the right time.
This. I wasn't trying to imply that the economy is shit, just that the current economic situation isn't conducive to millennials succeeding in the same fashion as their parents or grandparents. The days of buying a house and raising a family on single blue-collar income right out of high school are long gone, even in the heartland. Hell, my parents made most of their money off compound interest savings and I am lucky to be earning enough to keep up with inflation.
Aaron Howard
Muh lenny alls aren't the ones being targeted by clickbait news sites.
Connor Baker
Only the behaved would be allowed to enter. Time to open your hearts.
Dylan Russell
>wh*Tes
Samuel Sullivan
Modern day Sodom
Henry Long
Well, everybody with pets are stupid. Pets are a money drain. Would you rather be 20% richer every month or want some stupid animal because you are a pathetic loser who enjoys a company of a dumb animal?
Angel Phillips
God damnit another clickbait fucking SJW article. Hate how you retards always fall for this shit.
Brandon Rogers
>kills himself when crypto fails
Kayden Harris
Most people would take a paycut to bring their pets to work. Zoomers just have the financial freedom to vocalize it more than boomers do.
People will bend over backwards for perks versus higher compensation. Every fucking time. This is why 99% percent of employee complaints have to do with amenities and not pay.
Better Worklife Balance > Pay errytime.
William Collins
>mad nocoiner pet owner
Noah Ward
>20% of your income is spent on pets
Either you're doing something crazy with your pets or you have a warped perception over how much dog food costs.
Connor Garcia
This is so he can't lick the peanut butter off of his own balls
Jace Howard
Cute but why the fuck you bring a doggo to wagecuck. so you just feel better?
Self absorption comparable to that of a roastie.
Andrew Sanders
I would keep my salary the same if I could bring my snails to work. My coworkers eat a lot of salty snacks so hands off Barb from accounting haha!
Jeremiah Garcia
They don't want to make money, they want to 'hang out' everywhere they go.
Jaxon Hill
Self employed ambulance chasing lawyerfag reporting in, doggo is good company, and clients fucking love him. Also, checked.
Caleb White
I'm kinda centrist and also millenial, but the one thing you can say about millenials is they cannot stop caring about things. Look at the alt right and the sjws. Polar opposite of the selfish money-centric boomers in many ways
Brandon Morgan
>teach you how to pay bills, balance a budget, or cook for yourself
This is true. I grew up kind of poor and we worked for everything. Finally stabilized around 25 and started interacting with people my own age, got a gf, etc. They can't do shit. It's all just browsing instagram and watching netflix. Probably going to dump her and just go back to working. She doesn't even want kids, but a second dog. Not that she can even afford the first one