"i like my coffee black because i cant consume dairy products"

You should check the nootropics thread.

>white european
>i have a dairy problem

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Human beings aren't supposed to drink milk past the age of like 2 you autist. I stopped with dairy and my skin cleared up completely within 2 months.

I don't want to kill myself from ODing on pills when I'm too groggy to care about dosage. Coffee is moron proof, which I am. So I use it.

>NPC is now a memeword used to describe anything someone else dislikes

Ahhh the Jow Forums classic. take a funny meme and ruin it by being overly opinionated assholes desperate to fit in. Never change bros. Add this one up there with cuck, newfag, basedboy, etc etc

>this
literally your OP doesn't even make any fucking sense. is the NPC shocked that the wojack drinks black coffee, or vice versa? either way, why tf would someone act shocked at the way others drink coffee, i drink it black and people don't get a giant exclamation point above their head when i tell them...

>underage
>newfag
>summer
>shill
>leddit
>boomer
>NPC
When will you faggots understand its just a litmus test thrown around to see who gets mad so we can proceed to rail the asshurt faggot who can't help himself.

doesn't make any sense OP

I like the taste

You fell for western nutritionism. Coffee is more than just caffeine. Just like an Orange offers more than Vitamin C.

>drinking dairy

I stopped breastfeeding dude but you can do what you like

Coffee: the Foul Bean. Those who consume it only do so to fill their soulless husk.

Yea, I prefer the white monsters instead.

i like my coffee black because i am lazy and poor

this but unironically

More like
>I like my coffee with extra cream, sugar, artificial flavorings, and +100% price hike because I'm so burned out by wageslavery the caffiene enough isn't alone and I don't give a shit about my body

Fucking this.

Honestly everyone should be forced to do this experiment:

>take multivitamins and drink fiber liquid (like Metamucil) for a month
>eat the same amount of vitamins and fiber through fresh fruit

It is a fucking WORLD of difference. I have no idea what the fuck is the cause of the difference, but I promise you it’s real. I don’t know if it’s something /x/-tier like “vibrational energy of living matter” or something /sci/-tier like “nucleotides in the dna of the fruit” but there is a real difference.

With milk easily

If you need a gallon of milk and sugar to make your coffee taste good, you dont like coffee

i like my coffee black because i like beer but don't want to be fat as shit with drinking all of my calories

Amerilards dont understand this. they think you can substitute everything with a pill

This.
Coffee is the reason you need coffee in the morning. Stop drinking that shit and get better sleep you faggots

>caffeine pills

If you go that route, you might as well forgo any luxury in your life: eat plain foods with no seasoning, use vitamin pills, no entertainment, wear the cheapest clothes and shoes, don't shave, drink only water, etc. BECAUSE IT'S MORE EFFICIENT!

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woah me too. I like how it tastes like citrus!

I drink coffee black because I am not some faggot who adds cream and sugar to ruin it.

Shit Tier
>drinking coffee black so you look cool
Truck Driver Tier
>taking caffeine pills
bad tier
>drinking coffee with sugar
meh tier
>drinking coffee with cream or milk
good tier
>drinking coffee black
God tier
>sipping espresso

i drink it black cause im too lazy to mix sugar in it

Wew, that strawman is absolutely BTFO after that brutal takedown.

I like caffeine. I don't like coffee. Why the fuck would I force myself to drink coffee if I just want the caffeine? There's no "well, I like coffee, but pills are more efficient so I guess I'll give it up". Consider that other people have different tastes and preferences than you. And in particular the guy I was replying to said he hates the taste of coffee.

I don't care about the nutritional effects of coffee. When I take a caffeine pill, I am trying to experience the effects of a drug. And don't try to bullshit me that coffee is an essential component of a healthy diet. It isn't. People drink it for the caffeine, the taste, the routine, whatever, and any nutritional benefits are incidental.

This. Coffee is a strong, bitter beverage that should be consumed that way. If you want cream and sugar, try Chai tea or cocoa.

I do this, I take caffeine pills, I eat plain rice, plain pasta, plain everything, went full onions for a while just because idc about the taste of food, i just care about it's nutritional value. I havent bought a soda/any beverage in 2 years. Drink only water at home, don't even buy it, just keep filling the same glass bottle over and over. I use no salt, no sugar. Buying sauces, seasonings, savoury drinks, etc, legit doesn't add almost anything to the nutritional value of your food, and you're paying almost double if not triple for just some "flavour". Stop wasting your time and your money on adding some flavour to your life and do something useful instead. Also buy the cheapest clothes i found, you're just sad if you care about what anyone thinks about how you look aside from your boss/company/gf, a good gf doesn't even care about what you wear to be honest

Coffee tastes awful. I can only enjoy it as a flavor in chocolate or dessert. Tea is superior.

I like my coffee as I like my boys ;)

>t. Svensen

I fucking hate coffee. I’m addicted to it. I look forward to my first cup every morning but it makes me super jittery and fucks with my digestion. I either waste time brewing it every morning or waste $3 and 15 minutes going to starcucks (office coffee tastes like shit). It doesn’t help me in any way and I’m still tired all the time. Coffee is a huge scam. I need to fucking quit this shit. It’s more of an emotional addiction at this point.

>thinking all the human body needs is carbs
jesus fucking christ you need a intervention

All depends on the type of coffee you drink
The gourmet expensive good shit doesnt need sugar or milk, it's perfect.
Cheap shit some people have at their homes does require a little sugar or cream to make the droop that's presented drinkable.

This, get a nice caffeine/l-theanine pill and you’ll be where you want to be without the side effects of coffee.

At what point did anons turn into the kind of ultra-straight-edge faggots who think coffee is a poisonous narcotic?

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The marginal satisfaction from adding some salt, pepper to your meats when cooking it majorly outweights the monetary costs, you fucking retard. You can get a year supply of pepper for $5, youre fucking dumb as shit thinking youre superior to everyone

its called autism mixed with a false sense of superiority

I'm starting to wonder if it's a Zoomer thing as well, to prefer caffeine pills to coffee. That seems to fit the Zoomer brand of autism.

i drink 32 oz of kefir a day and feel incredible

imagine the smell inside

this is just an attempt by media matters to divide the NPC meme and weaken it

I went on keto, eating all the cheese, cream, and butter I wanted. After the keto flu passed, my acne vanished in about 30 days.

You vegan shit.

Try kefir water

Lmao keto is pseudo science.

Sympathizing with niggers is literally pseudoscience

You are insane.

I drank it black for 17 years (I started at age 7) but now put milk in since it doesn't cause nausea that way.

Black coffee is un-NPC you dumbass. People think I'm weird because I drink my coffee black.

Unironically based and redpilled.

Go suck off cows you breastfeeding manlets

Sipping espresso is for mincing faggots. You drink it like a shot, with water chaser. That's how men drink it.

I bet you've never even held a girl's hand.

You're autistic and depressed. I wouldn't want to be you. Even when I was turbo broke I managed to find free ways to make things taste better.

Food is one of life's true pleasures. I eat simple meals most of the time, but at least once a week I make a full meal, with spices, sauces, and food items with full flavor. Because it's fucking delicious, and I don't see life as a punishment, like these self flaggelating weirdos do.

In a different time, these no-anything faggots would be beating themselves with thorns on the way to a basilica.

I like coffee. I like the taste, and the smell. I like tea. I like the taste, and the smell. Depending on the roast/type, i drink it black, or with cream and sweetener. I'm not going to live forever, so denying myself the small pleasure of a hot cup of coffee will not effect my lifespan, or my "purity", or whatever made up weird ass goals you non coffee drinking pleasure denying mincing sissies believe in.

It's the dogma of nutritionism. People don't understand that whole, real food is more than the sum of its parts.

>You drink it like a shot
if you really hate the taste but it would be too uncool to admit that.

It's not about hating the taste, at all, that's all in your head. YOu hate coffee, so that's how you see it.

I love the taste of coffee. I'll chew a coffee bean because it tastes good to me.

>In a different time, these no-anything faggots would be beating themselves with thorns on the way to a basilica.

It's virtue signalling - since asceticism is a kind of virtue, people will use it to lord their superior virtue over others for status points. Then other people have to signal even more stringent asceticism to show off their superior virtue, to gain even more status points. It's an sad ugly spiral.

Yeah I eat coffee beans. That's why I don't waste an espresso by downing it like a shot. You might as well just take a caffeine pill if you're not sipping it.

Says the man eating copious amounts of dead animals and animal byproducts. Watch what the health.

Nobody cares nigger, who are you trying to act for on this anonymous imageboard? If you don't like coffee just say it, it's been consumed for thousands of years, there's been others who have disliked it for some reason.

>Watch what the health.

Ladies and gentlemen: King NPC

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Go troll /b, you suck at it.

Yeh, i know, it's like the sad faggots on /lit and /pol who buy obscure philosophy books that they'll never read or understand, so they can take pictures of them, because they think they're "woke".