Why not throw $2 away, user?

Why not throw $2 away, user?

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Isn’t it +EV to play now

Because I'd never be able to say I am self made.

>1 in 300,000,000
Are they fucking serious? Thats almost the entire us population. Its fucking retarded

I threw $6 away on this. Wish me luck anons. I'll throw up a $50,000,000 btc buy wall if i win.

because 500 million people already have, and 499.999 million of them aren't getting shit back

What would you do with that much Jow Forums?

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>you can’t win if you don’t play

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>1/300 million
>$2 a ticket
> buy all 300 million combos
>profit $700 million

>win lottery
>collect roughly $542,000,000 after
>thieves, mobsters, south american machete wielders suddenly appear to demand that money
>they will either kidnap me or my family
>rush to family to help them move far away
>family kills me instead and collects money

If you invest in 3 million tickes it's %1 chance to x100 your money.
Best. deal. ever.

400 million
Oops

Nice negro math.

Two chicks at the same time

> have to spend money to make money

unironically would buy Jow Forums

Unless someone else did the same thing as you. Then you split the pot and you lose 100 million and potentially more because of taxes

I'd make terrible decisions for the next 5 to 20 years before killing myself.

If you take a cash lump sum you only would get like $250-300 million after taxes of the $1 Billion

hire someone to track and kill anyone making follow threads here:
>LINK 1000 EOY
>discord fags shilling shitcoins with obvious samefagging
>"shill me your coins(because I am too retarded to DMOR)"
>DERO threads
>anyone making a post indicating that they are emotionally invested in their shitcoin

Nice.
The absolute madman.
Dubs confirm. You make bad choices.

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you can do this with much, much less money

i have a list of everyone that killed me or pissed me off in league of legends in hopes of retribution one day

i would unironically hire hitmen to hunt these people down and torture them for what mental trauma they caused me

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Bought 15. If I win, I will troll the world like you wouldn't believe.
For me it's worth throwing money at it simply to day dream what I would do if I won.

What would you guys do with a billion dollars?

>LoL
s o ylent and bluepilled

i dont want my life to be ruined if i win

If I just hit the million dollar reward, I'm calling up all my ex girlfriends, laughing, then hanging up.

yes, but there's probably going to be multiple winners so you'll have to split the prize

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Buy Jow Forums pass and shitpost here all day probably.

The jackpot is only open to Americans, Pablo...

I'm dropping 20 bucks.

wish me luck frens.

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They are printing multiples of tickets?

ya anyone can pick any number
every jackpot over 600m has had multiple winners
dubs will give you good luck

KYS

>t. someone who got hurt

bc we didnt even know if its just a inside job

There’s a 5% chance the person who wins holds crypto. Lottery winners are famously bad with money and impulsive. This is unironically bullish as fuck for the coins on coinbase.

what does this mean:

>The Mega Millions jackpot has reached $1 billion.
>The cash value of the jackpot is $565.6 million.

Do US peeps really have to pay taxes on lottery wins. Literally how fucked are this freedom loving eagle fighters.

Yes, the tax penalties are astounding. Almost a quarter of it goes back in federal taxes, and then there's state taxes (some have 0%, thankfully), and then there's potential city taxes mixed in there.
So you have to keep in mind the 3 different tax cuts from the total reward you receive. They claim these taxes are designed to go back into public services (which is what the lotto was originally designed for), but there's quite a lot of debate on how much is personally pocketed by the higher ups.

Would finally make anime real.

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Why do you think the government allows it? They make like a billion dollars off taxes. You get more if you choose annuity though, but lump sum is probably a better option if you invest it all

if you buy 10
that reduces it to 1/30,000,000
kek

but still

There's websites where people around the world could buy lottery tickets from other countries with custom numbers and shit online through third parties. These people are the ones making money

>win jackpot
>instantly donate 200 million to the nra to harvest enough liberal tears to flood the earth for 40 days again

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I just bought a bunch. I am such a sucker and easily influenced to buy shit that comes with a "dream" a la my crypto bags and now these likely worthless pieces of paper

I bought $10 worth. I'm going to a concert tonight so instead of buying $10 drinks all night, im gonna take a few shots snd pound a beer before going.

>claim the money through a trust
>dole it out to yourself whenever you want
>no brown people bangin on your door

Where is the newest mega millions commercial?

All the ones I found on youtube are old commercials.

Buying my post number