How many tickets did you buy, Jow Forums?

what the fuck are you blathering about retard?

$20 worth, so 10

.0000016

10 if i win i'll go all in on link

You can win even if you match one number.

if i win im buying the whole btc order book on every major exchange

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I just bought 500mil

$14 worth

2. One MM, one PB. And when I win I’m going to pump bitcoin to $50k then dump it on all your heads back to $100 just for lulz.
Dullard

1 is the only correct answer.
Multiple tickets doesnt significantly improve odds.

I bought 4 tickets. Btw you can buy tickets online! Don't even have to leave the house anymore.

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That is dangerous

there are reliable online services like theLotter

500 tickets. if i win i'll start the chainlink fomo bullrun

It's illegal for a non-authorized retailer to sell tickets, and what stops them from sending you the winning ticket?

2 actually.

are you sure that's even legit?

The odds are complete shit

...but someone has to win

>...but someone has to win
Not if it's rigged

>the equivalent to a DIGITAL bearer bond
fucking kek

>Not if it's rigged
this is the reason you can't be anonymous while claiming the prize money in most states

i threw 10 bucks at it

Might as well give you a shirt with a giant sniper target on it with your winnings if that's the case

>so what are you going to buy with the winnings
a gun

You can do a ((trust)) to get around this though

well it is the case and your statement isn't inaccurate. lotto winners are fucked the moment they win unless they're smart. not because of violence but because of the greed of friends, family, and acquaintances

>doesn't know about trusts
>thinks it by them
trusts are designed to keep them out of your money and are based.

No one knows what it is. The numbers aren’t pulled yet. They’re a bunch of ping pong balls rolling around in a bigger ball.

22 tix
if i win I'm going to 51% attack eth

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23 desu

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If I win I'm giving away 1mil worth of crypto to the anons of biz

Zero

>Jow Forums - Business & Finance
>literal lottery thread
>almost as bad as "focused attention" threads during early bear market
this place has rotted from inside out

At least we aren't still going on about shrimp farming or "How can I make money by fuck doctor?" threads.

butthurt pajeet sad he cant participate in americas based lotto system eh

>not enjoying the fantasy of being hundreds of millions richer and the moment of it
It's very obviously a long shot and most people are well aware of that, but hey, "you never know." You can responsibly gamble. I spent $10 on tickets today when I went out to lunch.
Now the poor fuckers who are always at that place buying scratchoffs, those are the people you should pity.

Yes, it's the website the physical tickets tell you to go in my state

Feel like a fucking retard, lost the ticket in the parking lot while loading groceries. Went back to look for it but nothing and the reason why it was lost was because some fucking nigger was accosting me to use my phone after I told it I didn't have a phone and called me a liar.

Goddammit.

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It was the winning one user.

if i win im going to put it all into chainlink

anyone know where i can watch a livestream?

If you hear it came from a Stater Brothers in California, that was it.

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please alert your fellow Jow Forums bros first, user, so we can all make it

btc has 100bil market cap. you wont make a dent

>>>>>>>>>>>>marketcap = the amount of money invested

holy fuck I didn't know there were people still left that were this stupid.

My friends said they want 25 million if I win...kek I already know if I win I won't have anymore friends

Damn you right instead of this we should have the 9999999999th fucking crypto thread

Went all in boys, and in a matter of minutes I’ll be a multi millionaire. I’ll see you lads on the other side.

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God speed, and don't let any niggers near you.

where can i see what the drawing was

0. I really thought about getting like $10 worth, but as I was walking by the lotto place, I started to think about food and getting a burger instead. So I went to Super Duper and bought lunch. I'd say that's a better use of my money.

based

0
I don't buy lottery tickets and I never will.

Pussy

>annoying “It’s a scam” guy but I bought because it hit a billi
I just got BOGGED out of $2, fuck this mob racket shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOST WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR

What were the numbers?

>not buying the megaplier
that's the best return on the entire proposition you fucktard

15, 23, 53, 65, 70; Mega Ball 7

Well there goes $450 I guess. Fuck...

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wait do the first 5 numbers need to be in order? i have all them and the right megaball

Gotta be in order. Rip user

Zero, stupid! If you wanna get rich, do things rich people do. Only poor people buy lottery tickets.

fucking kill yourself, you were so close

ahhhhhh nothing

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>thinking the order matters
being this brainlet

13 28 44 65 78 (2)

They have to be in order, but hey, getting the 5 numbers in any order is still a 1 in 198,890,850 chance. You were so close.

I’d probably just kill myself.

>taking the bait
being this brainlet

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I won $20!

>he was only pretending to be retarded
>all retard posts are bait
being this brainlet

>Looks good user! Thanks for adding to the /biz community!

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so you actually think he won the billion prize huh?
go ahead post your address for begging and get banned cunt

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thank you so much for this pepe

FUCK FUCK FUCK I GOT 4 OUT OF 5

I ONLY GET $200 FUCKING DOLLARS. FUCK FUCK!!!!!

god damnit, i literally stopped reading after his question and din't even see the second part. i've been on here too long today. time to go to bed.

that's why you always play the megaplier you dumb fuck
do you even know math?

sweet dreams

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>No winning ticket sold in California
Thank god, was going to be kept up all night thinking about that fucking ticket lost.

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I literally forgot.

I've been joking about it all day so much that I actually forgot to get any.

So if the winner is in New Mexico - I'll just kms and be done with it.

0. None of you are going to win or will ever escape wage slavery. God will never end punishing you racists.

thanks fren. apologies for calling you brainlet.

you still could have won the 1M prize

oh fuck off.

no mate you're the fucking brainlet here. if you buy another ticket your chances literally duplicate, the think is it goes from ultra dogshit odds to only super dogshit. it is equally retarded to buy 1, 2, 3 or whatever the fuck number of tickets you buy, because in each ticket the chances of winning do not cover the price/reward ratio. but i didnt expect brainlets in biz to understand basic probability so keep on thinking whatever you think is right.

Only got 1 ticket. Hope only whites win.

When is the next drawing?

Did anyone win the next drawing on the 23 is still for 1 billion.

>chances go from ultra dogshit to super dogshit
>spending more money is better
what a shit argument. you really are retarded