HOLY SHIT I FUCKING WON
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING WON
Benjamin Lopez
James Mitchell
Cool. I believed in you user.
Nathan Flores
Q: How do you play the lottery and win?
A: Trick question. You're already a winner if you DON'T play.
Isaiah Walker
Seems legit
Charles Cook
$10 tho
Carter Flores
Nice, the government is gonna take 75% of that
Jayden Thompson
Jason Ortiz
JUST
Ryder Miller
my store sold 4500$ in mega millions tickets today.
that was about 500 times just today i alone tricked someone out of $2+. many of which paid an extra dollar for a multiplier on winnings they never stood a chance to win.
Hunter Smith
Ian Diaz
Landon Moore
inb4 wagecucking
all my money goes into budgeted savings and i have capital for multiple startups. i live off about 15-20% of my income and get full time benefits at 32 hrs/wk and spend my off time creating digital marketing content for my future startups. im only 21 but both my parents are entrepreneurs ill be ok yall
Noah Rogers
bullshit
Lucas Walker
OH NONONONO
Christopher Green
Asher Carter
Way to go man!
Jack Johnson
just make sure you include the part about the money and connections that your parents gave you that 99%+ other people won’t get
Carter Reed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brody Thomas
At least you only spent $4.
Some people out there spend hundreds and get massively burned because they think they're The One.
Asher Gutierrez
R I G G E D
Elijah Jenkins
oh i didnt say they were good entrepreneurs, i mean shit we were renting a house my sophomore to senior year of highschool. also my dad drank a 30 pack a day 5 days a week until i was 18 and called me a worthless loser since i was 5 and my mom would agree with him but hey the dna was there man. only working at a gas station now because my dad tried to kill me on my 3rd year of construction with him. "forgot" to bolt a patio cover and told me to sweep under it more and more as i loaded more shingles up to him. he fully intended to kill me and i walked out from underneath less than 1 second after it collapsed. it scraped the back of my legs as it came down.
tl;dr dad was a drunk left me no money mom only made enough to support her spending
Hunter Anderson
How ya holding up?
Isaac Jenkins
1 second before it collapsed *
Angel Gutierrez
Carter Martinez
DESU I am more upset that this chick just cucked me
Hunter Nguyen
>$2 is a meaningful part of his budget
I have literally spent more than that to prove a point in a Jow Forums post
Liam Allen
what the actual fuck. that's some cosmic coincidence shit right there
Joseph Collins
>hat was about 500 times just today i alone tricked someone out of $2+.
So did you profit from this or does your pajeet boss or is it only the state?
Angel King
At least im hodling BAT and HOT... I am going to make it right?
Andrew Martinez
Are you for real? Could you please post a time stamp for us? You will go down as the most JUST'd bizlet in history.
Jackson Morales
On closer inspection its shopped. kys faggot
and no you won't make anything with those tokens
Cameron Thomas
yes. Cypher sent us to a hell but we are going even deeper. Take back everything that we have lost.
Jonathan Howard
Check the time stamp on the ticket...I am in bed crying currently...might watch some porn to cheer me up might cry my self to sleep
Eli Turner
larping faggot.
Adrian Sullivan
>some numbers have red backgrounds for no reason
I believed in you
Bogged, twice in a row. Smile and optimism: gone
Matthew Brooks
Don't you still win a prize
Jaxson Wright
well ofcourse the store profits off of it and i work at a chain that was only recently bought by a hajib but he was cool af i met him the other day. by and far its the state though, they profit off both the sales and the insane amount of money they tax off of the winnings which is like taking money from a baby 5 times in a row and its all poor baby money lol.
>implying one old lady didnt buy $500 of paper from my coworker
>implying 99% didnt buy 20-30$ worth of paper with a multiplier making it 33% more expensive paper
Jeremiah Perry
the only thing lottery is good for is giving my sorry ass a reason to laugh at and feel superior to people all day at work lol
Lincoln Carter
RIP
Austin Ramirez
So you're bragging about tricking people into losing thier money on purpose but you don't gain materially in any way from it?
You sound like a faggot and a loser that works for a fucking immigrant at 21 years old. You're a pathetic piece of shit and deserve everything bad that happens to you.
Nicholas Russell
you need to go back
Jaxson Perez
...
Zachary Fisher
Future Famous post here. Put me in the S Cap
Jordan Hernandez
In the gambling industry you're called "free money." Better luck next time, schmendrick.
Nolan Ramirez
Nah it’s even funnier because they’re paying the state and complaining about sales tax in the same breath lol. I feel superior because I minimize my tax exposure and they are crippled by it. To each their own tho
Jeremiah Nguyen
That actually, yeah.
Hunter Sanchez
impressive
Ryder Johnson
Impressive.
Daniel Howard
Include me in cap
Ethan Young
Off by one on each of the first row
Benjamin Rodriguez
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Brody Flores
JUST
Cameron Roberts
this is so fucking unlikely
some really grade-A absurdist fuckery going on there
i would be incredulous
Kevin Anderson
there no way this real
Charles Diaz
Please let me in the screencap
Lucas Anderson
Ride the luck you have - load up on XRP
Jason Jenkins
JUST
Nolan Anderson
wait
it's shopped
why would you do this
i was incredulous for you and everything
Robert Green
>wh*tes
Dylan Rodriguez
I don't get it his numbers aren't even close?
Hudson Butler
Whoa I’d be JUST’ing if that were me.
Jordan Wood
each number is one off
The first set of numbers are anyway
Isaiah Parker
WHy dont they just take the pot and make 1000 people millionaires?
would be more exciting desu
Nathaniel Sanders
Chase Reed
J U S T
U
S
T
Wyatt Brooks
Bentley Richardson
quantum JUSTing
Samuel Edwards
Sebastian Smith
Z o o m e d W o r d s
David Cruz
Robert Davis
HOLY KEK PUT ME IN THE CAP
Nolan King
This is the same feeling linkies will have when sergey exit scams x1000