Is anyone here NOT autistic? please stand up

is anyone here NOT autistic? please stand up

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not autistic here, my mom confirms.

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I'm starting to wonder if I'm legit autistic or if a lifetime of small traumas and a neurotic overprotecting mother engendered it in me.

Sitting.

If caused by environment, it is semi-reversible with psychedelics, cbd oil, and lifting. I started doing those three things and suddenly I started to have normie-ish encounters and feelings.

>psychedelics
jew
>cbd oil
snake oil
>lifting
this one's good desu

Autism is overrated
We're just intelligent

If I was intelligent would I be such a fucking retard though?

Me *stands up*
Oh, you said NOT autistic *sits back down*

Psychedelics are NOT jew.

Sure why not.

Not autistic but diagnosed with major depressive disorder and severe social anxiety and panic disorder.

0/10 would trade for autism

*stays seated*

this girl comes in to the store i work in and clicks her tongue, trips on her own feet, and touches 5 pieces of the serve-yourself pizza with her hands (that have probably been warmed in her ass crack before she entered) and then stumbles to the counter and hands me waded up money with quarters inside and walks away with her pizza, clicking her tongue all the way.

id rather be sad and paranoid

You came to the wrong place.

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>not being a tongue clicker

you think you're better than us boy?

>know what everything in the store costs
>precount exact change before I walk in
>get items and bring to counter
>take out the money
>hand it to cashier
>cash first, then change
>fuck up the change transfer and drop it all over the counter
>only pick up the coins that didn’t fall on the floor, give them a bill, and get change back anyway
>sometimes drop the change too
I do this once a week

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No human feature (apart from gender, fuck you) is a boolean feature, all is a spectrum. There is no one NOT autistic, just very little autistic.

t. Ass firmly planted