>No bank account, netflix, facebook. This guys a ghost.
No bank account, netflix, facebook. This guys a ghost
Connor Ward
Josiah Morgan
>His email is protected by 4096 bit encryption... What is he hiding?
Lucas Jackson
>He wipes his cookies after each browsing session, we can't track him with current tech.
Noah Rogers
Will I get investigated?
t. 30yo NEET
Grayson Ortiz
He's burned off his fingerprints.
Jayden Diaz
He's dead.
Isaiah Robinson
He's a complete loner. No friends or acquaintances. Only posts on Japanese messageboards.
Jayden Murphy
>he's jewish
Fuck, he's above our jurisdiction, our hands are tied.
Chase Ward
He has full diplomatic immunity. He flies right past government checkpoints.
Cameron Smith
>Only a guilty man would ask such a question. Cuff him boys.
**shoots you in the head**
>DON'T FUCKING MOVE
Owen Hughes
>you can be a ghost in 2018
Grayson Johnson
What a man of action.
Ian Sanchez
>have no online presence whatsoever
>no bank accounts
>no phones
>move to Nunavut
Ayden Russell
considering I'm black they would do this too. shieeet
Isaac Collins
>He uses some advanced cryptographic digital currency called “Buttcorn”.
I’m not gonna risk it call the feds
Dylan Brown
>My client was using "The Onion Relay" because he thought it was a gardening network
Owen Jones
>still get captured on cc cameras
>still can have DNA guessed by relatives input
>still able to be spotted via satellite
yeah nah it's fucked cunt
Christopher Turner
Most people would.
Michael Cook
>still get captured by cameras on phones and ipads
>still have voice captured by their microphones
you can never escape big brother
Joshua Adams
I only get out when could coverage FAGGIT
Jordan Martinez
>he thinks the government doesn't have satellites that can see through that
top kek m8
Thomas Russell
radio waves pass trough my fat rolls, I am invisible
and as far for heat and visual, no they are 100% stopped
Evan Thompson
"GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS, HANDS BEHIND YOUR HAND AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR ELBOWS IN CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR AT ALL TIMES!"
Easton Wright
I thought I was the only 30 year old boomer with no Netflix or Facebook accounts. Had a MySpace back in the day to troll emo kids with though. Good times never last.
Grayson Lee
Cuff me mommy :3
Levi Adams
It's illegal to keep more than $10k cash at home.
Parker Sanders
im so high i thought you were talking about me and i tripped out
Evan Sullivan
>he fell for the bait
>we got his IP
>move out before he disappears again
Ayden Allen
The ultimate red pill is to maintain an outdated facebook account to disinform them.
Carter Peterson
>Posting on a stolen IPhone
Always one step ahead, you lot.
Levi Nelson
>still have your typing style analyzed and isolated down to the pool of one possible user, which is you
Jace Perez
>he uses google incognito mode
well, maybe we can try again in 10 years if we can advance our tech a bit
Anthony Morales
>falling for the satellite meme
Cameron Anderson
>He pays in cash, he must be avoiding tax
Sebastian Jackson
literally me
Jace Powell
Fuck this asshole, i'mma pull my pants up
Brody Scott
*ASSAULT RIFLE SHOTS*
Leo Murphy
is it possible to not have a bank account
Jackson Edwards
yeah, he just worked on building sites and paid in cash (presumably)
Luke Sanchez
>falling for the flat earth meme
Christian James
based hiding in plain sight