Pure, un-distilled, FOMO

>Two dollars is nothing.

If you are 30 years old, you can throw $2 into your S&P500 index fund and it will have the purchasing power of about $40 in today's money by the time you retire.

By buying a lottery ticket today, you steal a nice $40 dinner from your future retired self.

Is it still worth it?

Has anyone actually calculated the EV for a ticket after taxes?
I've heard some states don't tax winnings so statistically you have a positive return

>implying anyone on Jow Forums is going to wagecuck till 70 instead of an heroing at 35 if they don't make it in crypto

>muh decentralized magical internet money.
>oh no, I got chinked.
>accumulate.
>oh no, it was a pump and dump.
>buy into the fork.
>oh no, it a pajeet scam.
>HODL.
>oh no, the crypto memes crashed from 20k to 5k. Fuck, I gotta get a McJob.
>but look at this newest get rich quick scheme! Get some junk to make antenna for muh SKYCOIN!
>oh no, it was a scam by faggots who confused comp sci starter nonsense for star trek science.
>let's buy used electronics and sell for a profit!
>oh no, the trash I got dumped on me was actually trash. What am I gonna do?
>I know, let's buy lottery tickets.

Biz. Never change.-

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>I know, let's buy lottery tickets.
kek. we all knew it would come to this.

Expected payout would be $5.70/100.

uh, user, i don't think you'd want to rub shoulders with those types...unless you want to join their luciferian cult

cant win if you dont play

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Some people weren't meant to make it. This man was one of them.

How do you fuck up so bad. Here I am living on $1000 dollars a month I couldn't imagine ever needing millions. I have nothing I desire in life besides a girlfriend that let's me sex whenever I want.

It feels like it.
I know everybody claims they'll be the exception, but I seriously wouldn't mind winning and seeing for myself.