Put business on google

>put business on google
>first week
>bunch of business
>getting 1 order a day, sometimes 2
>think i've made it.
>call parents about my accomplishment
>second week
>nothing, barely any orders
>third week
>same thing. no fucking orders.
>same rating, 4.8/5 stars
>nothing else changed so far

what the fuck, anons? it's been 4 days since i got any orders,and business has been dry as fuck for the last 2 weeks. how in the hell?? did i just get insanely lucky my first week?

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you jinxed it by telling them

>mr bogdanoff, he's aware
>let some off ze customers in, zen tell the IRS about his cripto.
*click*

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Now you need to shill a link to your business everywhere

Google probably giving you free traffic first week to get you hooked on a taste of success. Now want you to pay for advertising and premium services to keep traffic coming to your store

OP, I can give you business consultance and guidance at SEO and other marketing strategies.

Are you open for a deal?

it's a local business. wouldn't do anything to spam it everywhere.

it doesn't work that way. there is no extra service to pay for besides google search ads and those don't turn on unless you specifically make an ad for them to show.

sure brah anything you got. send an email to [email protected]. don't bother trying to doxx, many have tried before and there are many other ryanpmcguires that have a much stronger online presence than me.

I'm favelanon bro, many others anons know me, I dont need to dox or blackmail you, will send you a email.

[email protected] is me.

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>[email protected]
Sent you a email, create a protonmail as I told you.

favelanon is a fucking hue scammer

who the absolute fuck is favelanon

Post one fucking proof, just one faggot.

OP, just search favelanon on google, its me and my email, this guy is a liar.

I'm a guy who usually post on biz and post mine favela photos ( I live in São Paulo, Brasil, currently doing 2 uni with technician in business and administration)

Dont need to fear anything, I will do everything in advance.

a brazilian monkey some people say he scammed them

I never scammed anyone you stupid liar, the idiots keep talking that because they think its funny, how can I scam anyone if I always do things upfront?

Fuck off retard.

Yea its pretty funny. Get a job you fucking jungle bum

What kind of business is it bud?

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>google does not use an algorithm to make noobs feel good.
Also ITT: Dumb OP

phone repair. put in good, non shite teir screens at ~85 a pop on average. it's good money if you can get the business. repairs take an hour if you don't rush.

my business was on google for upwards of a month before i changed the name to get better search rankings. so it being an algorithm enforced beginners luck thing is out the window. even now, my search rankings are better than they have ever been. i check often from non associated computers.

Maybe you aren't doing so well because the market is saturated. You can go to the mall and get this done. Plus there are screen protectors and all that jazz. Just my 2 sats. I wish you well.

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Sent you a email, OP, dont share the unique thing I sent you.

Congratulations for you all faggots that keep talking I'm scammer when I'm not, because of you I got bored this night.

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Are you going to sell user a penis pump?

my dick is already big enough. 7x6.5 aint bad. pretty comfortable size.

My dick is bigger than yours. I know that's important to you because you're poor. Maybe if you buy his dick pump you can get that extra half inch that the ladies crave.

You know I never sold any dick pump, you already bored me (favelanon), you have won today, congratulations for you, I was with the intention to help OP and you helped to screw it over to the point I dont wanna even answer properly.

Take your prize now.

Damn favalanon that's ice cold. Op really needs you to cure his micropenis

You can do it, I believe you can suck him to make his growth process faster, remember like you did on your father, just repeat.

wow you did one whole thing to help your business?

wow great job

get to cold calling little bitch; the strong survive

Hey now. Rude language doesnt sell dick pumps

Your cocksucking hability sell by itself :D

Sent you mail, OP.

If you want send me $10 after, its what I need for a vendor bond.

>downpayment on a penis pump

I sent him your new mommy photos, the old ones you already seen right?