Go on 3 dates with 35 year old roastie

>go on first date
>split bill
>say you have wine at home
>ask her to vipps u half of the bottle price
>mfw i tell her its 200kr wine
>mfw og was 60kr in sweden
>mfw get laid and make a few kroner profit

the madman

>210 burgercoin

KEK, that is like 1% of a afternoon's volatility in my boomerfolio. Do you even invest, sweet zoomer child?

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i could eat all month for $200

This. Paying for everything is beta behavior. Making women pay for stuff shows your confidence which translates to you having value.

then don't bother with women
are you THAT thirsty or do you really think you'll find a good wife among 35yo roasties?

>women pay for stuff

You live in a memelord echochamber fantasty. Girls dont pay for shit anywhere on Earth.

Dude 200 is less than 0.1% of my coinportfolio , still don't want to use it on hoes for nothing in return

They do it here in Norway :) As bad as feminism is at least here they take it seriously

That was the hint that she wasn't in to you user.

Besides dating in 2018 is one of the dumbest things you can do, and that includes tinder. The secret is to basically bang a girl, flirt with her friends, find the one that likes you, break up with the current girl, then bang her friend, then use her to meet NEW girls.

I have banged about 11 women this year for a period of 4 weeks on average per woman, and each one was a friend of the previous. I'm like a human chain letter kek.

next time ask for sex upfront
>>> you save $210 and 10 hours

>Ever dating women over 30
Dude, what the FUCK.

>it's another memelord projection episode
i'm a frog dating a burger (aka most entitled women on earth according to 4chin) and she insists for paying her half

Damn son.
Jeg harr ikke et big money.
Give me some advice to get fat stacks of wealth like you.

lol degenerate.

>awaiting 3 dates for a 35 yo to put out

If she was 18 and hot, maybe. If she's 35 and you get nothing after the first one, move on

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>be me
>19
>hugless kissless virgin
>in an extremely competitive dating market
>Poor, average height (e.i manlet) and no money.
>Get out of high school and try to build myself up again
>spend the next few years trying everything to lose my virginity
>after hundreds of hours (of my free time) trying every trick in the book... I finally had sex at 23 years old
>Something clicked in my brain since then
>I have discovered a way of getting laid for little money
>Have gotten laid twice since I lost my virginity (a month ago).
>mfw I have found a method so obscure that an unlimited access to sex as a short, poor, manlet
>If chads find out about this method, they will make it more competitive and I become an incel once again

Aside from the obvious bragging. I will just tell you OP that you SHOULDN'T be wasting hard earned money to get laid. The money you should be spending should be pennies compared to your net worth and salary. If you make 100k a year then, MAYBE spend 200 dollars in a couple of dates. BUT the girl has to be very high quality (model tier and intelligence).

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Hero

>the just be yourself method

lmao. THIS. why do you torture yourself user

the other side isn't great, either. went out on one date with 30yr old roastie.
not super into her. end up drunk. back to hers. fuck. leave. drive home. wake up. regret.

not really into one nighters. shouldn't have driven. I'm fucking dumb.

lul I never pay the full bill. I always split...
OP is retarded

Just getting in from fucking a 36 year old milf last night I'm 24 and prefer boomers

>going on a date with a 35 year old
tfw 27 and 20 year old GF

kek

Fuck on the first date and if not don't date again.
You know, one of the biggest parts of a happy relationship would be the sexual chemistry.
Smash on the first date. If the sex sucks then it was never meant to be and you had her built up on a pedestal.

Save money, get laid. Win win.
If she don't want to smash on the first date then she's just not into you. Do you think taking someone on a date will convince them to suck your dick? no mate. She was interested in putting your cock in her mouth on the first date.
You were slack so she gave up. You allowed her to abuse you( free food for 3 dates) and you didn't even smash.

call her on another date and then rape her, that will teach her hehe

I hate the fucking gall of women to go to the most expensive thing on the menu to see how you react.
Had one order a 40€ meal after I ordered a 20€ one.
I was such a gentleman to just split the bill.
She was furious, lel.

Based zoomer

larp

imagine being such a basement dweller you can't even fathom this shit.

Kek

Having sex with 11 women a year is now considered larping.

The absolute state

Fpbp
Also who the fuck dates a washed out 35 year old? The only exception would be if you are above 50

haha yeah what a beta

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Imaginr all the Chads and Jamal's who smashed said roastie raw moments after meeting her

Imagine all the things she begged them to do

This guy is a boss

Just think...she's 35. That means she's been going out an average of once a week since 16. That's roughly 19*52= 988 times so far. Let's say every time she goes out there's a 5% chance she gets smashed by a new Chad/BBC (low end estimate). That means she's fucked roughly 50 or so guys, all of whom we're the first time, all of whom we're more alpha and hung than OP. Most of them probably ghosted her after the first smash, even though she paid for them, leaving her broken and used.

Congrats on being a cuck OP. Next time fly to EE and smash a hooker you retard

So OP I give you my move with proven track record. Goal get laid fast for little investment or move on.

We drink somewhere coffee, talk about food (since every girls is a (((foodie))) ).

Tell her you want to cook a semi difficult recipe and ask her if she wants to cook with you that night (important this is somewhat after the coffee )

Now a few things happen
- she says no -> then drop her fully, she is probably not into you.
- she says yes -> now cook, drink wine together have a good meal. She is at your home if she wants it she will let you know. If not kiss her on the mouth when you say goodbye.

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"Yeah OP this intricate routine is definitely gonna turn you into a Chad hehe"

>t. Sperg

>tfw 25 year old virgin

When will it be my turn?????

sounds good what do you cook though?> because Im a poorfag and usually eat beans and rice

This is an internet forum faggot, getting laid here is like running into a hippo in antartica

>One Piece
>TOP SECRET DATING METHOD
lol, stop fucking dirty fatties nerd

>only costs $210 to dodge a bullet
>complain
Never gonna make it

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NOT beans and rice you fucking dipshit

lol 3D
Just Monika.

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>Not being a sarcastic ask and dropping innuendos to gauge reaction.

Some people just can't be helped. If you didn't get laid after the first date there's no reason to go on date two. Move on.

naw it makes you a slut. I wonder what kind of bugs you have hanging from your dick

>>The implications
topkek

Redpilled as fuck

>this extreme obsession with getting laid
Desperation is a huge turnoff. Once you reach boomer status, you'll be able to look back at your teens/early 20s and realize that you were just a dumb kid who let pussy control your actions.

Just fucking calm down and behave like an actual person, and you'll eventually find a person to love.

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This is my goal. I'm also 27. I've been single 4 years now. My one friend tells me i should consider women in late 20s early 30s because they're 'more mature' and 'settled down'. Like what shit ass advice is that? He's 26 dating a 27 year old girl. She's not bad but I'm pretty sure his advice is either to comfort his choice or his girlfriend cuz she gets all flustered everytime i mention I want a 20 year old and won't even consider women my age.

>soon to be roastie

I date MTFs as well, but I don't want them to get the operation to become roasties

>fatties
I have not fucked a single woman with a bmi higher than 25%.

I would not believe myself either to be honest. I am still in awe. I never thought a short poor autistic neet like myself would find a reliable way of getting laid without paying out the ass in dates or hookers lol.

But I did. And now I am just enjoying the confidence and knowledge I am gaining.

I wonder if I can make money from this

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dumb fuck. you didnt waste 210. if you enjoyed your time. the point is you spend your money like you normally would. this way you dont hold others acocuntable or expect anything. you go out and have fun and spend money like you normally would. otherwise your setting yourself up for failure with expectations. faggot.... prolly a newfag too

this. Like what a fucking beta i really dont blame women for being the way they are now. if there are losers like op who will take me after i have fucked around so much and amassed a heap of debt why not

Stop fucking disabled people you freak

I've fucked at least 9 women from online dating and haven't spent more than $20 altogether from it

I'll tell you what you need to know...

well, godspeed puppetmaster user

t. Wizard

Women at that age start to get more and more delusional about their standards.

Logic would dictate that they should be less picky right? Looks fading, eggs getting stale, etc. But they're thinking emotionally.

It's easier explain away the long chain of failed relationships as merely choosing bad men than having to admit that maybe she has things she needs to work on.

When you don't improve yourself over a long period of time, it's like taking on a debt and just not paying it. The debt compounds as time goes on and is more difficult to pay off.

This is why older women with issues are such a bad investment.

I'm 31. 10 years ago I was basically a virgin who hadn't got a clue how to even talk to women, let alone bang them. I fucked it up with what I considered a 10, was doing shit at my wagecuck job and eating junk food and not exercising.

A decade of self improvement - regular exercise, eating well, going out and meeting people, reading about finance etc. has an exponential improvement because the better version of you is able to improve more than the shittier version of you.

21 year old me would not believe me if I could sit down with him and tell him:

>you'll finally get laid at 23, it's not a big a deal as you think either
>you can barely run for a few blocks but by 25 you'll complete your first iron man, just keep working out and running regularly.
>your wagecucking ends after 28, when you become self employed
>you'll also own a house 100% by that age
>girls will be chasing you because you have the x100 confidence and wealth
>bang any young Stacy you want, pretty much whenever
>Ring in your 30th birthday with a threesome from two of your favourite Stacys.

Admit your faults, work as hard as you can on them, and don't stop. It pays off, a lot.

you have no idea user. women in their 30 are actually experienced and want to ride dick all day. They are way more fun to bang than 20 year old roasties.

Being the provider is literally alpha male behaviour, dumbass.

why are you wasting time? Its not just the 10 hours in your immediate past, but the future time wasted...

Jesus Christ you have only yourself to blame here
>You don't bat an eye at her paying for super expensive shit
>Not even testing the waters suggesting splitting the bill the second time or something
>Clearly don't do anything interesting on each date since you needed to spend a bunch of money so it was likely just going out to eat/drinks every time

Just be happy you lost only 210$ and not much more by marrying her

>go on date with feminist chick from class
>"you'll pay right user? you seem like a gentleman teehee"
>"its 2018 sweetheart, I think its time to give a woman a chance to bring something to the table"
>shiteating grin
>she goes completely ballistic
>lean back like I'm bored while she's yelling
>"no on the real though babe I forgot my wallet, dinner's on you"
>she is LIVID
>calls me a "horrible bigoted jerk"
>"why don't we go back to my place so I can make it up to you?"
>mfw we bang
actually a horrible lay

>I have not fucked a single woman with a bmi higher than 25%.
BMI isn't a percentage you fucking brainlet, you're thinking of body fat

KEK, not beans and rice.

Depends on the girl, I usually go for a pasta or lasagna made from scratch.

Enjoy your herpes

Kek this sounds exactly right user, why are they so fucking slutty. Is it a lack of self worth?
t. 21 year old zoomer trump supporter who has banged 8+ women that fit this description

I actually completely made that up, I just wanted to see how much my understanding of women that I've gained through meme sites translated to actual experience. Sounds like it does pretty well.

>I actually completely made that up
That was pretty blatantly obvious m8

Furthermore I have never spoken to a woman other than my own mother and I haven't made flesh to flesh contact with a human being or even a fellow mammal in over three years

>implying I'm not an excellent virtual conman
you wouldn't even have known unless I had told you

>"its 2018 sweetheart, I think its time to give a woman a chance to bring something to the table"
>"no on the real though babe I forgot my wallet, dinner's on you"
>"why don't we go back to my place so I can make it up to you?"
>mfw we bang
No it was exceedingly obvious

all of those are deftly executed representations of actual speech compiled through over 1000 hours reading text conversations reported from the field online, their verisimilitude to reality is purer than 1 part in 10000, mathematically speaking

pls want to cook beans with me?

>R E D D I T S P A C I N G

>Actually thinking Reddit Spacing is a thing
Way to give away how new you are

just lurking but wanted to say this

there is a big misunerstanding about why girls bang assholes and why men bang stupid girls

its not about self esteem or being shitty as a person, its about knowing they wont ever wanna do anything longterm with them, they are just useful to get some bodily pleasure
if you meet someone who is actually also cool and fun and smart you dont wanna fuck it up so you go slow

with stupid chicks and asshole guys thats not the case its just bang and forget

Guys should pampering them.Ignore them and let the game come to you. never spend anything on them. not worth it

kek

((our)) dude

>go on 3 dates with 35 year old roastie
Found your problem, beta cuckold.

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Good job, Schlomo.

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Shouldve just put /larp/ general in the title OP

Based.

Fucking lol. Based and virginpilled.