Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen

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no u

The best pen is a pilot razor point ii

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>*hands me pen
Nice pen. But you gonna do this same bullshit exercise with everybody in the conference room?
>yes
Then I'm keeping the pen until you pay me for it.

Why? U already bought it.

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I'll give you 0.2 BTC if you stick it up your pooper with a timestamp.

You don't want a pen, you want a custom embroidered pencil.

*suddenly spergs out and stabs you in the eye with pen*

Ok hand it to me.
>runs off with pen

Haven't this thread in awhile. Cheers. Have a (you).

>oooh user.. ahhhhh.... nggghhhh....

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who uses pens anymore

I'm not going to "sell you" a pen either you want the pen and you'll buy it, or I'll find someone who wants to buy the pen and not wast my time on a potential when I can have a definite......

Well sir you see this pen has a speculative value of $1000 EOY and will allow you write down advice and prophecy thereby solving the oracle problem!

That sounds like work. No.

kek

Pen is going to the moon. Get in or stay poor forever

If you don't buy this pen I'll rape your wife in front of you before I murder you.

>makes you pay a tax penalty for not purchasing a pen

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lmao