/Cheapskate General/

Money savings tips for all.

Who else here pissing outside to save 15litres of water a day?

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Charge all electronics at work

Time your bowel movements to always shit at work

I just shit in the backyard.

I also charge a small rechargeable generator at work. Lasts 2 days worth of playing PC at home

go to the town hall or public school with salvaged plastic bottles and fill them up at the water fountains. boom. no more water bill for anything

I shit inside during winter to keep the house warm.

>Search trashcans for food and bottles.
>Use empty bottles to fill with water.
>Live in the forest near a river.
>Boil the water to get clean water.
>Boil the food from trashcans to eliminate bacteria.
>Food and liquid is sustained.
>The money that is left over from profit invest in stocks and crypto.
>Pay 0 expenses each month.
>Hunt animals in the forest.
>Dont waste time on friends and family.
>Waste time finding more food and bottles.
>Eventually have shitloads of food, money, liquid and bottles. Live in your forest bottle house.

F R U G A L

this is endgame

>kill, kidnap and steal farm animals
>doesn't have to be in that particular order
>also kidnap virgin qt
>the earlier the more influence you have
>plants seeds n shiet in tha ground
>live with her and make 10 aryan children
>raise them to not be roasties and beta cucks
>wait for the inevitable collapse
From ironic to unironic endgame

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>unironically go shit in the supermarket toilet 1min walk away from my block
>when going shopping for food only buy stuff on sale
>steal a little too when shopping
>steal cutlery from cafetaria at uni

poorfags, please, just earn more money what the fuck

>Boil the food from trashcans to eliminate bacteria.
Kek, I imagine user throwing dumpster McChickens into a big couldron of slop over a fire beside the river

>>The money that is left over from profit invest in stocks and crypto.
>>from profit
>>profit

I purchased solar panels for 3k and now only have to pay $30 AUD power bill every 3 months.

I only ever ride my motorbike to save on fuel and to avoid having passengers.

I steal household items/consumables from house parties.

Kek

>Who else here pissing outside to save 15litres of water a day?
>I just shit in the backyard.
>go to the town hall or public school with salvaged plastic bottles and fill them up at the water fountains
>Search trashcans for food
>steal farm animals
>steal
>I steal

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Don't piss in the same spot each day user
You might not notice the smell, but females do
True story

How do you save money?

I typically put it in a savings account or the stock market.

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>he doesnt dry his shit to use as fuel in the fireplace.

There's an office across from where I live where I shower every day. It's a rented building and every floor is a different company so no one knows anyone or suspects me, I don't even have to dress like I work there because the receptionist probably assumes I cycle in to "work". You need a pass card to actually get into the office but the center of the building on each floor is just toilets and showers and anyone can get in.

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>2018
>not hunting people in the forest
who else based /mostdangerousgame/ here?