/smg/ - Stock Market General

gold edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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nasdaq.com/press-release/tesla-announces-date-for-third-quarter-2018-financial-results-and-webcast-20181022-01379
google.co.za/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-08-14/ford-rejects-wall-street-s-calls-for-dividend-to-be-pared-back
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first for USLV

All time low?

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>buying metals ever
Lol!

>buying metals while interest rates are going up
not even funny
lmao

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>actuall
>only 3 lines for each character
>8,5%

if you're a paid shill, then Barrick is wasting their money
you can do better than that, user

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will I become a million heir if I download the knowledge this book like neo in the matrix?

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sometimes go up, sometimes go down

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what did elon-chan mean?
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136

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>gold companies so chad their shill memes only need 3 lines for each character to proove the point

we literally know the forecast
stay out of rocks

fucking this
buy barrick gold stocks instead

Guys... I've been in MU since $53.

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absolutely based
now this is PR I can get behind

tell the CEO of Barrick to commit securities fraud, smoke weed with Joe Rogan, be in a relationship with grimes, and post on twitter about anime, and maybe I'll consider buying his stock

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I hate the musk cult but you've got to respect the man he's an apex shitposter.

Buy your rock stock Whatever
If youre cruising for a bruising youre gonna get it
Dont do the crime if you cant do the time

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lucky star is shit
buying a 3x leveraged ETF of the most overinflated stocks in the entire stock market (FNGU) is retarded

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What are some US marijuana stocks to buy to hold for when legalization comes to US

Get out of the US and move to Puerto Rico

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you dont know shit about Faang or the general market so quit talking to me dumbass

anime is for autistic fags

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question for all you option fags out there, i notice the volume on options for SPXL are very low, why is this so?

Acreage Holdings (IPO pending, the largest weed company in the US)

you'll find out for yourself when the bull market ends
FAANG is overpriced

>user that bough $1000 AMD today here, is the JUST coming?
Be prepared for a long hold
>whats cum size?
Cumulative you disgusting pigs

Do any of you fucks actually work in investiment banking, or do you do stocks on the side?

it's literally my only income lmao

i quit my job in august 2016

"faang is overpriced man"
Just leave my sight already small spec. You dont even follow them, trade them, or know the first thing about them

oh for sure a 3x leveraged FAANG etf is a great long term investment my man 100%

of course we're all retail investors you fucking idiot
this is a large public forum where anyone can post anonymously, not some exclusive invite only stock market forum where people have to prove their returns beforehand to be allowed to post

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fuck anime and fuck elon

nikkei crash coming

WHEN WILL TESLA CRASH?

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what does it meeeean

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the moment my calls expire. which is friday.

>long term investment
Ive traded FNGU/FNGD swings since it was created this year and only made money

if you ever traded 3x etfs, you would know how easy it is to reduce your cost average significantly. Thats why I keep a grand in FNGU as a stack while I trade the lows

Now never reply to me again fag

I enjoyed reading some of those comments. Usually when I see a musy tweet the replies are silly longer dongers but this time it's just anime shitposting.

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The companies I own stock in are showing good growth, keeping low debt and are overall solid picks. Despite that, their price is all over the place. Which means their stock depreciating has nothing to do with the company performance and everything to do with the markets being filled with pussies who can't weather the storm.

I hope the market dips for 2 weeks just to get rid of these fucking cucks.

First for sweet mouse making it to heaven

Investment banking is your only income, or did you quit stocks on the side? Your post is confusing.

Wow...Incredible

One of us! One of us!

>Ive traded FNGU/FNGD swings

ok, that's a fair strategy
i assumed that because you posted about it repeatedly for an extended period of time, you must have been hodling it

even if they go away temporarily, they'll just come back when the market improves

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ALL my income comes from trading stocks

in my country this is like seen as an income
i pay something around 25% tax on it here

From where is Bill Maher getting all that gold?

Nah. Snapchat is a shitty product with a losing customer base. Instagram is beating them in every aspect. I'm telling you this as a user and investor.

So ... anyone body look at future lately?

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/smg/ what was your latest buy?

I just finished a 100 block of F. Will need a new car in a few years, might as well get the investor discount.

Instagram is associated with Facebook. Facebook does bad, instagram follows with it.

seekingalpha.com/article/4213261-volvo-opens-u-s-factory-grows-30-percent-2018-will-launch-5-electric-cars

Im actually thinking about buying some Fs too

SPY please no

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>reverse image search
>transpassing

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Man, bulls were so confident this morning. They told me to fuck off with my squiggly line charts and what not.

I am laffin.

RELUCTANT YOU BITCH

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>futures at 273....
guys?.....

nasdaq.com/press-release/tesla-announces-date-for-third-quarter-2018-financial-results-and-webcast-20181022-01379

just embrace your bisexuality

if the fundamentals are still good, then just hang in there and weather the storm
if not, then you should have already sold

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Tell me why I shouldn't sell everything tomorrow

Im gonna b buying

PBR, no not the beer

The dividends aren't bad at all. I reinvest and am set to get about 2 additional shares every payout if things stay the way they are.

What was the youtuber shilled here this morning

I think I'm going to be holding these bags till Spring, fren. Guaranteed gains I think, but I'm going to be solidly in the red till then. And since I'm selling my old car soon I'll be able to pretend I lost no money once I pump more into the market.

Also, if the reality were anything like that pic, I'd be the hugest fag on the planet. I just love women too much.

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>HCLP just cut their dividend 70%.

Good. Now they can use that money to invest/expand instead of giving it to investors.

F takes an absolute beating in the business media, and I think much of it is warranted. It seems strange that they're exiting the sedan market and putting all their chips on truck production. These trucks are very expensive, and I WHAT I've seen of the new Ranger. On the other hand, I think it's good that F seems to be proactive now instead of later.
All that said, I have my hundred block of F. My average is $9.20. I'll hold it forever, but if the stock price gets up to $11 I will dump it. The DIV income I get in the meantime is definitely going toward other positions.

thats what I was looking at, dividends are greatest ally

Uhhh sweetie no normie knows that insta is owned by Facebook. It's very popular and will continue to be so for awhile.

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You wot you get a discount for holding stock?

>ALL my income comes from trading stocks
>in my country this is like seen as an income
>i pay something around 25% tax on it here
How'd you do this. Teach me your ways. I'd live to work for myself

Can confirm. I hate snapchat and all my friends use it as an obligation (streaks), which is a shitty gimmick anyways.

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TheChartGuys iirc

Lol no, Barrick only wastes money on retarded projects like one of the longest conveyer belts in the world that doesnt work.
Lol I can see it now, some retard at Corporate being all " Ok so there is this Kazakhstanian Tapestry Weaving Forum, you know where memes come from, its a severely untapped market".

TheShartGuys? Are they American?

fucking finally I can start buying if tomorrow dumps. I didn't buy shit because I felt a lower low and I hear being patient against all odds is how you make real money in the markets

>Also, if the reality were anything like that pic, I'd be the hugest fag on the planet

they're out there, you just don't know they are because they look like women and they refer to themselves as women
you don't see them as traps because you can't tell the difference between them and cis women

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My HCLP position is pretty small. I bought some to see what would happen. It's still a pretty good DIV, but it looks like frac sand is in the shitter for the foreseeable future.
I don't have much to lose with HCLP, but I wonder if it will even flirt with $10 again. Some "analysts" are predicting a drop down to the $3-$5 range.

No idea, haven't watched them yet. Someone threw that out there this morning and they seemed pretty legit from what he was saying

Ford gives investors employee discounts on new vehicles if you own at least 100 shares for at least 6 months.

whats the point then?

Im not sure how is US Ford - EU Ford relationship works but iirc truck only production change is only for us market

How old is Zoomerchan?

Futures wants to test 2714 one more time. That'll be make or break.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The sedan change is litterally nothing, they still have a whole line of SUVs for soccer moms to choose from. Sedans are for old people.

Forgot to mention I'm a diehard polack. And if I were interested, I wouldn't go through the effort of finding a woman that's not a woman, haha. Thanks anyways, Reiko.

google.co.za/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-08-14/ford-rejects-wall-street-s-calls-for-dividend-to-be-pared-back
>Ford Fights Back Against Wall Street Calls to Cut Its Dividend
Oy vey....

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I think you posted the weekend before things started to fall, that it would test the 200 EMA again, I remember you posted a chart, but I wasn't sure what about it indicated that as a likely possibility.

I wonder if it's just Ford branded sedans that are getting the axe. Are they discontinuing Lincoln sedans too?

this benevolent guy has posted wrong, amateurish TA on the spx and vix all year
Its best to just ignore them

I'd love to see some capitulation and big boi selling...

The algos reacting to the FED, emerging markets, and world event shenanigans eg. Saudi Arabia etc. The computers don't have a logical reason to buy right now. They're just following the down trend and trading accordingly.

The Algos and the NPCs might agree that selling is prudent at this point, but that absolutely does not mean it's secretly a buy opportunity. When the common man is most conformable investing, that's historically when crashes happen. I think it's an institutional cycle to rob retail investors of all their capital.

Thanks.

>Sedans are for old people.
you talk about US Ford, EU ford is like completely different company with different clients
what a bad goy...

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ChartGuys is a day trader who gives really surface level TA of limited value. All of his videos consist of: support is here, resistance is here, if it does this then maybe it will do that. Not worthwhile.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

a middle finger to all the haters, hows everyone's monday evening? watching handegg and eating dinner

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>When the common man is most conformable investing, that's historically when crashes happen.
Every shitter Youtube channel has doomsday videos about the performance in October so far. Boomers have been fleeing into bonds since the end of last week. The common man is definitely not comfortable right now.

Sure, and in America sedans are for old people.

>told myself i was going to go bear today
>bought vix calls
>sold for small profit
>flipped to spxl calls
help.....

we'll be reaching new all time highs by early 2019

and sometime.... DEMONS HAVE US
@_@

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