Finally lost my virginity to prostitute

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute
>im in love with this woman
wew

you've got to be kidding

>falling in love with a prostitute
user, I...

You know what, never mind. Grats for the sex.

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>I got scammed $700 and I gave them my picture and employer.
This HAS to be larp. Are you genuinely retarded or am I for falling for this?

Nigger are you just scanning the entire board for the word "gold" to advertise your shit? That's dedication but lurk moar

>Next time go buy her something made of gold
did i just read G O L D?

buy this bitch some barrick gold stocks and she will be happy

dude i had to retype my post 3 times
i hurts

It's ok, you did your best

pasta as old as the hills

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Know why street whores and prostitutes refer to the men they see as ‘tricks’? It’s because they’re tricking a man into paying for what a real man gets for free.

I’m a wizard myself and have a bunch of hang ups that keep me from trying, but even I know that you don’t have to pay for pussy if you want it bad enough. Take a good look at all the horrendous looking, stupid people out and about with their significant others when you can work up the nerve to leave your screen.

If they can make it happen, why the shit can’t you?