HE IS HERE

What if Musk buys Bitcorn and DELETES IT

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it's all starting to make sense
elon names the jew
smokes weed to crash his stock
is a bitcoin anime weebo

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He's a good experienced shill with deep pockets.Maybe he can pump our bags ?

this

Ebola Chan and I would have believed it

sup bro

Elon is getting more based by the day

sup elon your hyperloop is shit and wont work

holy shit is that the real elon musk
im your biggest fan bro

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elon if you are here among us please market buy some link please sir

Elon manga when?

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At a minimum he can plug you into a potty training simulation and get you off the streets, pajeet.

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King of Jow Forums
>Pls sir enable smartcontracts Oracle on cars sir

IT'S FUCKING REAL AND I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

helo sirs its me elon musk, pls buy more holo and 0x. thank u sirs.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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and that is why people enter this thread and leave it into /gif/, /a/ or /b/ by just reading it 2 mintus

hopefully soon
it's awesome elon is behind tesla I'd imagine they would have been equally autistic

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oh shit what if he is that user always posting 'you have 10 seconds to give one good reason you aren't investing in this man'

Genuinely probably is u

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kek. he's been here a while then

hello sirs elon musk buy chainlink pls sir is very good buy 100x ur investments

elon post your 3x3

Pls Elon Hire me at Tesla. I'll do anything. I'll work as a janitor if you want.

asking for a job in Jow Forums, obviously you are to young for asking for a job

Ofc hes here, now everyone fuck off and let the man keep doing things for humanity isntead of turning into a freaking weabo jacking his cock at hentai

holy crap its sans undertale

Sorry guys you posted the wrong one

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twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051377948916215810

based based based based

Praise Weeb Elon He is our Guy

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Elon my coworkers were laughing at me for posting anime on twitter today . Ty for being based

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he just pumped link

Holy shit.

Wow so hot

damn

Did I miss any posts from this?

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imagine being a world famous billionaire but you spend your free time like random anons watching anime and posting shit on social media... interesting

>imagine being a world famous billionaire but you spend your free time like random anons watching anime and posting shit on social media

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Livin' the dream. Musk is truly the anti-hero of tech. While Zuckerberg is smoking meats and social engineering society into oblivion Musk is shitposting and trolling his shareholders for the lulz. He made it though. Praise Musk, a true prophet of Kek.

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> (OP)
>he just pumped link
Apologize

yo elon pls hire me I'm a really fucking exceptional crypto neet.

ch .. checked

Thank you for being ingenius entrepreneur with a granduer vision to change transportation.

hey. Probably legit Elon. Thanks for being you.
Keep on being you. You make me smile. Thanks :)
You may not know how much a smile is worth, worth more than all the link and ravencoin in the world.

mfw elon actually market bought link like we asked

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Elon, please tell me how to get a job when I don't have any connections

Hey if it's you elon, keep up the good fight against the cabal.

Tell Grimes to stop spamming /mu/

When are you going to have more flamethrowers for sale?

I hope you understand what you mean to so many people. Don't listen to the haters and MSM garbage.
You are a true inspiration to millions.

OMG!!!! REAL ELON!!!

that id needs gibs

Cummies4grimes
youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

If this is true. Welcome true weebcoiner.

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queen of /mu/

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Elon better be an asukafag

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what the fuck was up with that. Should have crushed her face.

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he couldn't if he wanted to lol

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she probably thought he was air humping at her when really he's just being an autist

She was literally being raped.

The weak should fear the strong.

IDS HABBENING

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observer effect. you can see she made eye contact with the camera. being recorded will make you act less rational

Warren Buffett's got his McDonald's and Coke, it's only fair these Boomer billionaires enjoy their anime and Jow Forums.

>Elon Musk-kun

Lol all these redditors praising a trip fag.

Facts you should research about elon:
1: Didn't cofound paypal, his startup was bought buy it
2:Didn't start tesla, two people did and he was HIRED as CEO
3. He was sued by one of the original owners for 'co-opting' the company. Elon settled out of court
4. Teslas are not opensource, the only patents he open-sourced are their proprietary charger which the Society of automotive engineers are NOT using.
5. Tesla locks part of your battery as deadweight through SOFTWARE. The UPGRADE you PAY $3000 for does nothing but unlock part of your battery.
6. Tesla has the ability to BRICK YOUR CAR, and will often hold your car hostage if you're in an accident. They have the right to DISPOSE of your car if they deem it a liablity.

Guys a master bullshitter. Sleeping on the factory floor? Give me a fucking break. Man's a conartist with a sexual predator father.

Geez, imagine her holding you down while she sexually dominates you, thatd be messed up but she seems pretty strong so youd just have to take it.

Hehe...yeah...sounds horrible..right...heh?

I LOVE YOU ELON

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my niggas

youtu.be/AwlWplZSz4U

Your approach to women is seriously flawed.

based and redpilled

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IT'S REAL
OH NONONONO

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What's wrong, huh? Is your masculinity so fragile you get triggered by a punch? Lol.

this is the most (You)s I've ever gotten, thanks Jow Forums

Dear Elon,

How many pairs of maracas do you own?

Best regards,
Jow Forums

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He's not even using a trip you colossal retard

Elon Musk should post a pepe to his twitter.

EDIT: Thanks for the upvotes! Seriously!

world's first autistic billionaire

based Elon

It's wonderful, isn't it?

>That huge "tether pump" was actually Musk buying up enough btc to bring it up by 1400 tehter dallas

>billionaires
>anime
>crypto

Its a message