Moved homes

>moved homes
>forgot wallet key in secret spot at old home
>all of my linkies are gone forever
>I'm unironically killing myself tonight

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LMFAO.

this isn't a joke user please

Just go over and tell the new owner.

Looks like you’re gonna have to go and get it back

Thats an easy fix. If its a lot it might be worth getting legal advice first. Theyre not entitled to keep your crypto holdings. Just like if you left your car keys behind.

just pay someone to rob the house for you lol

>go to old house
>knock on door
>"hello i left something here when i moved"
>get wallet key
or kys i guess

Exactly. Tell the owner that you left a very important but hidden key in their house for a buried safe you own on your private land.

Tell them they can watch exactly what you're doing and you will pay them if need be, $50 or $100 is nothing compared to getting your wallet back.

user doesnt have the mental capability to have thought of that.

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My old house is in another country. By the time I could even make the trip and hope things work out link will have probably crashed back to 5.7k or less.

how much link are we talking about here

Just contact them and ask politely bro, that's literally your only move at this point.

Larp, not even the biggest moron pajeet on Jow Forums would forget their wallet keys of all fucking things when moving.

this honestly if you offer them money they'll know somethings up

>forgot wallet key in secret spot at old home
>all of my linkies are gone forever
Let me guess, taped underneath the toilet right?

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hope those were price locked, marine

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hehehe hey guys guess what? I just remembered that I had a spare shoved into my laptop in case I was an idiot and lost the other one and it's still there. About to market sell some linkies now. Thanks for the help frends. I've never felt so relieved in my entire life.

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fuck you

kek

How many?

Only about 18k. I bought them at ico and haven't touched them since.

I don't remember which fucking wallet I put my monero in. I have 100 coins sitting somewhere but I can't fucking remember what wallet I used. I need to find my ledger and hope I wrote it down. I remember it was an online wallet and that's it

LARP....no one buying into the ICO would only have 18k

I remember buying as much as they would let me so I'm pretty sure there had to be a cap at 18k links without being part of a pool or trying to cap out multiple times or some other loophole like that.