FAAGTS

how can I be a wagecuck at one of these?

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graduate from a target school (STANFORD, MIT, etc) and ace the interviews. These companies have about 600 applicants per job opening and a committee will evaluate you, so you have have perfect performance in all the interview stages

or think out of the box faggot. Go to networking events and do your research. Don't be an autistic retard and buy a drink to the people you want to work with.

1. Grind leetcode 4-6 hours a day
2. ???
3. Profit

Yes, it's literally this easy

Boomer advice

Work at one currently. Not all it’s cracked up to be

waddya do, waddya liketado and waddya disliketado

Easier said than done

People look at that statement and think they can commit to something that intensely either need massive pain or emotional investment to even do this for a week

subtle.
nice shitpost op.

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Project manager, i work with a ton of dumbasses user, you have a chance If you try

even if you network, they won't be the people interviewing nor the committee voting on a hire recommendation. How many people do you know at google that didn't go to a target school? I'm a girl software architect btw

"architect"
kek nice b8

Be extremely liberal and graduate from a liberal college that participates in hive mind think

that's what my title says yes. Meaningless? Maybe. But whereas your decisions impact how quickly widgets load on a page, my decisions impact the engineering direction of multi-billion dollar projects

yeah ok

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>girl (male)

Work at one of the Amazon warehouses and be a literal slave.

I had an interview with Google today and fucking botched it so hard lol I fucking hate phone interviews

Girls run on software?

Really just don't be a mouth-breathing autist who also happens to know how to program. I mean seriously, take a look at any top engineering program in the US and look at all the neckbeard virgins and think about how rare it actually is that these companies get an actual normal person who has the skills that they need. Those are the guys that stand out. Also honestly, the only company out of those that I'd actually consider working for is Amazon. The rest are fucking fascist neo-liberal bleeding heart cuck bois where you'd be forced to attend mandatory propaganda meetings, constantly censored and not even allowed to make jokes at the risk of your entire career, and that would be god damn miserable.

why would you even want to work there?

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>28hours a week
>Painful
Wha? And yes most people fail to learn to code because they are doing it for the job and not because they actually enjoy it

one of my friends from hs started working for google, hes been there for about 8 years now and he is completely brainwashed. if you want to be an NPC for real, work for one of those companies dude. if u dont fit in you get fired. im not even joking. dyor

maybe suck their dick too if you get the chance?
>teehee it aint sucking up, it's networking bros

this thursday i have my second interview with Google (non technical role).

does anyone have any advice?

what happened?

mine will be a hangouts interview (i suppose its a videocall)

The nickname is THE BIG 4.

At least use the right terminology faggot.

Kek, leetcode is crazy to even understand not talking about write.
I'd rather work for some shitty company and hold my linkies, why grind when you have kek by your side

Imagine if your goal was to be the best slave at a top 10 plantation.........

Think out loud, they’ll love it