/smg/ - Stock Market General

The FED Rape Hike edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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An ancient meme derivative. How nice.

NO SELLING

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I am nostalgic over the dank memes I giggled like a retard to when I first came to Jow Forums

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This is not goin' to end well.

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First for no sleep tonight

This dipping needs to end, I'm almost back to December levels

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here again:
I am in an investment challenge from today to 14th December
Start depot is 100k€
I can only buy and sell with orders
One order must be max. 10% of my depot value, so I have to split
How am I gonna win that?

Pic related are the current top 10 buys from all users.

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hey /smg/, want to play a game?
bloomberg.com/features/2015-stock-chart-trading-game/

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Someone just dumped a load of NFLX pre-market... Bogs?

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MOTHER OF GOD TODAY IS GOING TO BE UGLY

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long short CAC40

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>you will never be posting in the year 200X on /b/ again

why even live

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Markets ?
Possible instruments ?

DAX, M-DAX, S-DAX, TECDAX, Dow Jones, Nasdaq 100
stock must have a higher value than 1€
only buy/sell with limit orders

someone just heard an earnings report before it gets reported? but which one?

fuck, i really dont want to liquidate my positions, but im at the point where i must start protecting my neck..

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WTF bros all this red in asia and futures

the fuck is the orange doing!!!???

its earnings week
and midterms are like 2 weeks away

this is a rollarcoaster week for stocks, prepare yourself, we are going to see swings you wouldnt believe

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He'd just torn up a nuclear treaty and now we are on the brink of Cold War 2.0: Nuclear Boogaloo.
Now, the US, Russia and China have truly been unbound and can make as many fucking nukes as they damn well please.

Should I buy gold bros? I think the time is ripe.

I think it's just people preparing for the boggening.

And to think, VIX futures were in backwardation from Oct-Dec just a few months ago. Buckle up.

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Short ETF or specific companies?

ETF if you haven't studied the specific companies. SOX is going to shit the bed like it always does. C

AMD is a tempting short, but it has new (perhaps ground breaking) products coming up. I guess I should diversify. Thoughts on hedging at this point?

could be, and everyone kjnows afterhours are not real anyways, we will see what happens when 9:30 rolls around

>>Now, the US, Russia and China have truly been unbound and can make as many fucking nukes as they damn well please.
firstly, China was never bound by nuke agreements in the first place, only the USA an USSR (russia) were
and also, there is no cap on nukes, there was just a ban on short range nukes that arnt submarine launched

yes, swing trading VIX and similar sunds is the only way ive kept my head above water this past week

but im thinking i need to drop my indexes soon if we keep on seeing red days

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Their new processor could be a quantum computer that cost $100 per chip. Doesn't matter. The sector shits itself when tech goes to shit. If you think AMD is going to pump after earnings, use that to time your short. This is more a short it and forget it type thing. If you're planning to use options, make sure they're very long dated.

I don't see why people hate bear markets. You get to accumulate cheap stocks. Just keep buying high dividend yield stocks like T and F. I'm long term holder though and the divis are another income stream for me. Unless you're trading with high 5 figures or playing options you're not making any significant money anyway.

Never said China was part of the INF/ABM treaty
But calling China out like that? Trump had just started a nuclear arms race between Russia/China and the US of A.
Hence, the beginning of the 2nd Cold War.

user I ...

Do I hodl these dude weed stocks or create stop losses just in case? Yesterday was fucking devastating for Aurora and Aphria

RED DAY!!! RED DAY!!!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!
>SELL! SELL! SELL!
SELL! SELL! SELL!

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I advice you to sell.

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>He didn't cash out last week so he could by the dip

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It's not a loss if you don't sell. Hold, the whole market is in a huge dip, selling now is really really stupid.

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Get ready to hold until the next decade faggots.

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JUST SELL IT! JUST SELL IT ALL!
IT'S ALL WORTHLESS, YOU FOOL! YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET A FUCKING DIME FOR ANY OF THAT EQUITY!
IT'S ALL WORTHLESS! JUST SELL IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

SELL! SELL! SELL!

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>NFLX down another $3 after just dumping $6
Oh baby. I can only take so much.

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>He thought his shares were worth something
>He bought fucking stocks
>And then he asked "what color should my lambo be?"

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shh, you dont want to get banned before interview time

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You stock faggots should get into crypto

zawa .... zawa zawa ...

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:'(

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ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

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>crypto

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ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
we had a good run r-right guys?
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

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>Crypto

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>crypto
Lmao

too relateable

CUTE!

its not over until the fat lady cums

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Tell me
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
it's not over
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

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>tripfags on Jow Forums are fearful
kek ATH 2019 confirmed

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>I hereby declare the market as gre-
>OBJECTION !

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Was a long and dark October
From the tech stocks I remember
There was red
Wide red

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Uh oh

we got another week to go at least

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Bought 1k in BPT before the last dividend payout. Shares are red but I'm green with the divy. Should I sell and buy growth stocks with divys at dip?

ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
I don't think I'll make it. ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥
ざわ‥ざわ‥

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Oh what the fuck happened last night. Mother fuckers. Why does this shit always go down 3-4% in a day but NEVER go up 4% in a day.

>tfw when you're happy about the escalating Saudi issue cause you're shorting the market
>tfw bad news makes you happy
this doesn't feel right

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we are all going to make it, one day

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I'll never forget you user.

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We will always remember you friend

GG NO RE

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Based Powell crashing this mofo with no survivors!!!

Green id

Those with dollar-cost-average-strategy.

What do you do in a recession?

Normally, I put 80% of what I put away every month into my ETFs and save the 20% for dips. But now that we may be facing a constant decline for months, do I ramp those 80% up to 100% or keep saving?

Or the opposite? stop investing and save up in cash till the curve flattens out?

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>buy NVDA calls
>expire in 3 months
>stock is down 5% from when i bought the option, option is down 30%
>pre-market the stock is down another 3%
>will probably open with the option being 50% down
what do Jow Forums? hold till earnings and pray?

Isn't the whole point of DCA to not worry about market movement? Sounds like you're changing the rules as you go along.
>now that we may be facing a constant decline for months
We don't know for sure yet. Watch for the critical 200day SMA support.

This but a temporary set back...
Where we are going, we don't need stock market

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Yeah, I know. My idea with the 80/20 split was that I could get the best of both worlds, so to speak. DCA for the majority but then try and buy dips with the rest.

hell??

Scary how accurate I was. I scare myself sometimes.

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I’m really sad. I thought I would be making money

You scare me, too. You're a scary individual.

hehe

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Sounds like a neat strategy user. I'd just stick with it on the way down.
But when will you deploy the "dip" money? Is there a valuations target which you're waiting for?

HAHAHA OH NO LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES GUYS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

fundamentals are strongu

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Holy Fuck
Are we really going back down to 16,000?

What's strong is my erection. MARKET CRASH INCUMMING.

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KEK

How are you getting prepared for the Greater Depression?

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Buys U.S. market. Kills it off and sells it hell.

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Bulls trying really hard to defend 2714. If they fail hold here then next stop is 2668.

If feels like they're swimming against the current at the moment.

I'm just a dumb bear who likes to short stuff, user. I don't really have a clue about anything. Though I'm not as dumb as permabulls, kek.

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It's not that technical, I'm afraid. I just wait for a 5-7% drop within a 1-month period, then buy when the curve flattens out and green days start happening again.

That'll still fuck me over with dead cat bounces, though. Like now, I just blew my 20%-savings on the dip last week and now we're going lower and now I have no money saved up.

Not sure if this idea is all that great after all. Works well on paper though for regular corrections, but for times of high volatility such as now, I'm not so sure.

>ywn roam the country with your qt 3.14 wife living out of a tent and look dapper as fuck doing it.

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>ywn

might happen sooner than you think

I need the wife first

ITS NOT STOPPING!!

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Just imagine, millions of boomers are about to wake up and realize that they've been assraped overnight. Get fucked, boomers.

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NO GOD DAMNIT I NEED THEM TO RETIRE FIRST SO I CAN HAVE A CUSHY DO NOTHING JOB THAT PAYS 100K!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That also might happen soon once daddy government stops giving hand outs. The roasties will realise the value of a good husband real fast.

Ah, didn't think it was that short term. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. How long have you been doing this for? If you're still in the green, have you thought about selling and locking down the profits?

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