I attempted to cash out my 340k crypto. I thought the IRS wouldn't give a crap if simply did not report my 4850 trades and just reported what I withdrew as profit. Seems like it was the worst idea ever. I was contacted by IRS a few days ago stating that I owe them fucking 180k in taxes due to all the trades and that I have violated federal law. They said they will come today along with fed agents to my house to take me into federal custody for tax evasion.
And here they are here right now. They have been at my poach for 15min knocking on the door demanding me to come out, and I overheard they are considering calling the local cops. I have my S&W M&P-15 cocked and loaded and I am ready. See ya at the other side guys. It was fun knowing you. Prepare for happening in Eugene
Says the IRS worker shitposting at his desk instead of catching tax evaders
Jackson Cox
there's no way this is true
Xavier Stewart
Eugene Oregon? Also post more
Nicholas Baker
Good.
Jonathan Young
lmfao 10/10 larp
Ethan Nguyen
Godson user
Matthew Harris
IRS is already losing money left and right. If only they just switched to bitcoin to track taxes.
Hudson Flores
Can you send me your bitcoins quick?
Eli Powell
kek. of course you have to send them your trades, it's literally a print out just staple it on. you don't have to list trades individually on their actual form though I don't think. but look into tax free exchanges and how the law changed in 2018 if this isn't a larp as well as holding period basis as it relates to tax free exchanges. more importantly lawyer up, that's too much money to deal with this shit on your own (as fucking stupid as that is that it's so hard and takes so much time and work just to pay someone) especially if this isnt a larp and they are already on your case
Michael Price
Doing God’s work OP, remember to take as many with you as you can.
Samuel Rivera
its not too late to work something out get those kneepads on op
