/smg/ - Stock Market General

Return of the bull edition


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

Previous thread:

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$BLIN

WE ENDING GREEN TODAY BOYS

inb4 zerohedge brainlet posts

>omg in a recession you want to sell before it happens

Implying that this is an actual recession and not just an adjustment like always

stop recovering or the anime girl gets it

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So what the hell is going on ?
Red week green week?
I was going to go bear today now i want to buy spy calls

FNGU green

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Here's how NOT to lose money during this period of high volatility:
> Buy periodically, for example every month. If you can buy more often due to very low or no transaction fees, buy more frequently
> Buy a fixed $ amount every time (f.e. $1000 every month)
> Buy regardless of whether the market goes up or down, just do it every month
> Diversify, buy index ETFs (MSCI World is a good example)
> Put in additional capital (f.e. 1 month's worth) for every 10% drop
> Don't expect to get rich quick, have an investment horizon of at least 20 years
> NEVER SELL
> Apply the above rules for 90% of your portfolio
> Allow yourself 10% of your portfolio to do dumb shit like day trade, option gambling, meme stocks etc.

Why is Tesla in a constant state of insanity? 350 to 250 over and over

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>send this to musk
>short tesla
>profit

Teach me about options.

No.

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> w-were back
This same thing happened last week
Tomorrow S&P will start +2% but go back down to -3% by EOD

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Hodl4Lyfe

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I remember people saying this back in Q3/Q4 2007. Then it slid for months. Then Q4 2008 happened.

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>bears trying to run with the bulls today

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You crossed a line bitch

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You have the option to be a faggot

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we can't sustain this kind of GDP growth unless we start accepting immigrants so we can have a larger labor force.

Lunch weed pullback held. Intraday higher low is in.

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Owning tesla is pretty much worth it just to sell covered calls and puts I think. The IV and bonus of being the house for all the gambling going on makes Tesla so worth it

Based.
> New Paradigm
Look at where that puts us on "the chart"

>>we can't sustain this kind of GDP growth unless we start accepting immigrants so we can have a larger labor force.
we do accept immigrants, we are also getting tougher on illegal immigrants now

we still have plenty of regular immigrants

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I remember zerohedge saying this in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, early 2018

Forklift ambulance with pallet got me.

bulls fags kidding themselves once again

EVERYTIME

I don't care about Zerohedge.

But I guess they'll be right twice a day, since they were so wrong for years, maybe that's it this time.

But that's not the point.

so how r u guys preparing for the incoming bear caused by dems winning the house

Punished GALT making a comeback

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SHILLING ITW TODAY

Look at the business, look at the dividend growth. Invest 60K with DRIP today and in 14 years you'll get 35K in dividends per year every year (if historical averages hold true).

Nice repeating digits. What's the rundown on this one?

This isn't fun though

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I want to see a study of someone dollar cost averaging spy calls over long periods. wonder how that might work out.

Give me a good meme to buy

>Colgate-Palmolive on Friday

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How far will TSLA go tmr?

thanks for the cheapies bulls

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as far as it needs to , to save my retarded call i bought after they closed the SEC investigation and it shit the bed

here's the story of someone only buying SPY at market peaks, lets see how it works out for him

awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>that pic
Lol. If Americas country is fat

being financial independent is more fun than being poor

Who else bought MSFT cheapies today?

holy fuck having full on dejavu right now, something must have changed in the matrix.
is everything still green while tesla tanks?

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+/- 20%

>+/- 20%

Sounds about right.

not sure about this one...pretty expensive for what you get but PG kicked ass last week so might be a good gamble

I'm shorting

What bear?

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I'm up 15% right now. I can either set a limit sell or a stop loss but not both at the same time. What should I do?

You are profiting from this, right user?

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that is a very amazing story and uplifting actually
thanks.

Yeah because PG has the Pods monopoly. Colgate USED to sell laundry products

Trailing?

The story is nice but it doesn't consider being forced to sell at market low due to retiring/emergencies.

TESLA TO $420

andrew left betrayed my puts. feels bad. it's very confusing because he is personally suing tsla for securities fraud

Really depends how you look at it. I took big shots and am okay in relation to the risk adjusted potential gains. Overall, nah.

Meaning I took a lot, a lot of shots at huge returns, and compared to that risk I'm okay now.

The Jews dont like musk after he named (((them))) on twitter.

That feel when you lose 10% last week and make 11% today...

>boomer detected

Oh and Unilever and KMB are also OK

It's a good feel.

Yeah but most of what Musk does is infrastructure related. Space/Cars/Tunnels. These just enable higher growth opportunities. He isn't in a position like google or facebook that would be an important thing to be controlled by institutions.

They can let him do his thing and not feel threat

anyone else thinking the worst isnt over yet?

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country size proportional to immigrates coming in

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>sold my Clorox and PG too soon

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>tfw now have 4 figures in my portfolio

Am I a big boy yet

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we're gonna make it

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I dont think you understand what happens when you name the Jew. They will not stop trying to destroy you as a person until they succeed.

good job user

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Bought into WTR today at 34.55
This dip was an amazing entry point, so I took the opportunity and added $200 to my portfolio to buy it with

>selling PG
>ever

user, why would you ever sell it?

POWER HOUR
PLACE YOUR BETS GENTLEMAN
GIVE SPY YOUR ENERGY

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ALT

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It's already over.

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Who's ready for power hour to begin?

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Last earnings tsla jumped almost 100 dollars in a week after.

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is it better to diversify your dividend stocks or just go all in on one divy stock?

I'm thinking of buying a commodity like Shell or Chevron and hedge it with something techy like MSFT or ATT or Verizon

>GE
THIS IS IT, WE'RE FINALLY PUMPING BOYS

DIVIES FOR DINNER TONIGHT

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put all your eggs in one basket, that's the old saying.

If you're even slightly green I suggest selling now before the Algos dump this shit.

All the volume is coming now.

I thought it would go sideways more

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I need a dump because I'm placing a buy on close order. is it coming? I'm holding off buying until I see some lower action

Reeee why didn't I buy the MFST dip. It will dip tomorrow. R r r ight.. ?

if you're a boring ass boomer now it isn't gonna change anything when you're rich

I sold everything this morning and went short. I lost everything today.

Did he died? Also sauce so I can show my emt buddies pls.

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sorry to hear frand, i got raped last week but im not giving up.
dollar cost averaging might be the best way for you. in fact i gamble with side money and max my ira every year and dont touch that shit.

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>wasting money
>fun

boomers are the most fun

>anyone else thinking the worst isnt over yet?

Depends on the pattern of the rebound. If it sets a lower higher followed by bearish breake, then yeah, lower low is possible.

>literally down 10% over the past year on my non-US fund
wtf?

>I sold everything this morning and went short. I lost everything today.

Quarterly reminder than going short after a significant retrace is the same as going long after a significant pump.

>volume is coming now
What do you mean? Volume on the S&P 500 is at 2B which is already higher than it's been the previous days and we still have an hour to go.

dont do it spy
dont do it

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BEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Green dick and balls pattern on the Canopy 4h chart.

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bears btfo

I'm going all in on nvda if it hits 200

DAX30 is like 12% down the past year

So is my country's index, OMXC25 CAP

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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