Now that crypto is dead how do us neets make money...

Now that crypto is dead how do us neets make money? Some guy on reddit bought 50 dollars worth of tsla calls and is up 950 dollars. Literal 20x in one day

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Sell drugs out of your mom's house

I've never done crypto. For the best NEET life it's all about rental property, dividends and SWRs.

Teach

>imlpying NEETs can afford rental properties

playing lottery

>bitcorns worth $6500 a piece
>crypto is dead

pick one

Write a script that generates videos on YouTube.
I've made a channel with 3-5 paragraph videos (with an automatically generated voiceover) about baby stuff, spent a week to create 1000 videos. My input was just to insert the paragraphs, video sources, and the script did the rest, spun the paragraph, generated the tags, uploaded stuff to YT. Overall, with the toolset I created, making one video took me around 2 minutes.
Currently I'm getting around 4000 views daily, gaining ~$40 weekly. It's not much, but I've noticed that each day the views increase... And I can make more and more videos whenever I please, expand to other subjects etc. Look into it as a way to get some passive income. I don't consider it a ticket to becoming a millionaire, but it was a fun project that's going to bring me a few dollars a day pretty much forever without any further effort.

suck dicks for a living

Based

Wanna hook me up with your script?
I am not adept.

It is literally dead right now and the price will never go up again. No amount of "good" news will change that.

>drop from previous ATH has flattened
>tight bbands
>dumb money is out of market
>"will never go up again"

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So where is this pump then? All that news that you bulls claim is monumental for crypto and not a single fucking thing happens. There is no volume. No real institutional investors want to get in. Crypto is deader than dead.

Where the FUCK did u get this picture of my gf?

Probably this but do it smart.

Buy etizolam or clonozolam in bulk from clearnet/darknet sites as a gray market research chemical, then buy a Xanax press, measure out pills. Hire 3-4 people to help you press pills. Pump out 100,000 of those bitches, flood the streets of a major metropolitan area, make money.

EZ-PZ.

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Easiest way to scam dumb chads and partybois

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>sentiment is low and it's not pumping
>therefore it will never pump again, ever

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even if you go to jail you get to workout sleep and read what more could a neet ask for

>LINK up 25% in a day, partnerships with everyone, on the brink of the fourth industrial revolution
>Ravencoin 5x in a day and about to launch mainnet that will tokenize assets lead by overstock
>decred up 25% in a day
>Jow Forums dead, normies long gone from crypto
>hedge fund managers accumulating more bitcoin/selling their houses for bitcoin/building underground bunkers
>worldwide money printing race to the bottom, risk pricing disconnected from economic reality, ZIRP and NIRP in europe/japan and swiss
>bitcoin hashrate going up and up
>only a limited amount

kek crypto is dead good one OP

what kind of software do you use???

For rentals, the best place to learn is biggerpockets.com. You could spend an entire year going through all the material there.