There are people on Jow Forums RIGHT NOW who won't buy a ticket

Retards like you make me want to leave biz. Were you fed with baby formula as a child?

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If there's 300 million combinations wouldn't it just be profitable to dump 600mil into the lottery for a win

it would take literally 100 years to print that many tickets

Is this the next Jow Forums meme?
>baby formula is poison from the joos

I might put $20 on it I'm feeling lucky

>buy 2 tickets this morning
>Both end in 22

Jewed

No he's not. The expected return on the purchase of a ticket is better than 1. It is worthwhile to purchase one ticket. The only retards are people who gross $20,000/year and spend $100 or weekly on lotteries.

When the payoff exceeds the odd against, it doesn't hurt to buy one or two tickets. Even Thomas Jefferson favored spending very small quantities of money for a small chance at a vast payoff.

precisely.

I'll hit this shit and pump link to 10k by eoy

Billionaire, uhhhmm did you forget about burgerlands lottery taxes?
The gubbment takes over half of their winnings therefore you wouldn't be a billionaire.

what if someone else wins as well

Top tax rate is 35%, you'd still have a billion left over

Wrong. $2 buys 4 LINK. LINK $250m by EOY.

Is FUN still a thing? If i win, im dumping it all there

Found the brainlet..

The lump sum is a fraction of what they advertise, the federal government takes 23% off the top, and then you pay income taxes (federal, state, local) on whatever is left. A "$1B jackpot" is like $220M after everything is all said and done.

thehustle.co/the-man-who-won-the-lottery-14-times

I don't think it's that much tax. Isn't it like 40% that they take?

So would you rather have 1 in a million chance to make 10 million or 1 in a trillion chance to make 1 quadrillion?

Yeah.
I bought pizza instead

I would actually be too embarrassed to buy a lotto ticket because everyone in the store would see how much of a brainlet NPC I was

i have more fun playing black jack.

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you do realize its mathematically more costly to NOT buy a ticket in this case right?

I have better odds dying in the process of buying a ticket

Buy it from a machine instead of a cashier.
> Being embarrassed in front of a fucking convenience store cashier.

Places that sell lottery tickets get degenerate alcoholic customers hourly.

>Everyone at my office is doing a pool

Watch out for the employee who is gonna run for it.

>buys shitcoins and holds them as they lose 98% of their value
>makes fun of people buying lotto tickets

>sucking on your mother's titties
>watching mommyknowsbest on pornhub
>developing a mommy fetish
>incest
>not cutting your son's foreskin

this is /pol in 2019

next it will be veganism and you will complete your transformation into full on leftist retards

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Kek

you got it right this time

>thinking it matters
>brainlet.png

Jeeze user, why haven't you sold all of your personal possessions then and maxed out all of your lines of credit then, mathematically speaking you'd be a fool not to!